Hilarious-Weakness — Polymarket

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-$4

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0.0%

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Trades

472

lifetime

Volume

$17.7K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$38

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-31

last 07-26 08:30

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Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Deportivo Alavés vs. RCD Mallorca: O/U 2.5	7	$2.1K	2,000	1,986	+14	open	—	04-25 03:09
Abidjan: Maximilian Neuchrist vs Karim Bennani	4	$1.2K	952	952	+0	open	—	04-21 08:09
mlb sd col 2026 04 22 spread away 1pt5	2	$990	1,000	1,000	+0	open	—	04-22 07:41
Will ACF Fiorentina win on 2026-04-26?	2	$950	1,000	1,000	+0	open	—	04-26 01:45
Madrid Open: Katerina Siniakova vs Caty McNally	3	$890	1,000	1,000	+0	open	—	04-26 03:35
Will Valencia CF win on 2026-04-25?	4	$879	1,010	1,010	+0	open	—	04-25 04:23
Spread: Paris Saint-Germain FC (-1.5)	2	$840	1,000	1,000	+0	open	—	04-25 04:02
Abidjan: Samir Hamza Reguig vs Oscar Weightman	6	$626	793	793	+0	open	—	04-22 07:41
Counter-Strike: Monte vs NIP (BO3) - CCT Global Finals Playoffs	3	$440	500	500	+0	open	—	04-26 06:53
Will Gençlerbirliği SK win on 2026-04-26?	26	$335	435	435	+0	open	—	04-26 06:17
will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	14	$263	270	270	+0	open	—	07-25 05:59
ACF Fiorentina vs. US Sassuolo Calcio: O/U 2.5	6	$258	248	248	+0	open	—	04-26 05:16
israel closes its airspace by august 15	13	$255	230	230	+0	open	—	07-25 15:08
iran full airspace closure by august 15	11	$249	250	250	+0	open	—	07-25 09:13
Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $80 in May?	2	$246	200	200	+0	open	—	05-08 03:13
iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	14	$246	271	271	+0	open	—	07-26 05:22
LoL: Nongshim Red Force vs Gen.G - Game 1 Winner	3	$235	500	500	+0	open	—	04-26 05:16
israel x iran permanent peace deal by july 31 2026	10	$220	250	250	+0	open	—	06-18 06:42
Valorant: MIBR vs Cloud9 (BO3) - VCT Americas Stage 1 Group Alpha	2	$219	500	500	+0	open	—	04-26 05:47
spacex ipo closing price updown end of first month 20260608182738233	11	$198	250	250	+0	open	—	06-19 17:03
will trump speak to ahmed al sharaa in june	8	$198	195	195	+0	open	—	06-14 17:58
andrew tate extradited to uk by sep 30 20260719022813213	8	$178	150	150	+0	open	—	07-19 09:48
us and iran sign an agreement by june 30 2026 20260611221049853	9	$166	150	150	+0	open	—	06-14 20:36
Tampa Bay Rays vs. Cleveland Guardians: O/U 6.5	2	$165	181	181	+0	open	—	04-29 05:07
us and iran sign an agreement by june 22 2026 20260611221049852	7	$164	150	150	+0	open	—	06-15 13:59
will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	8	$161	150	150	+0	open	—	07-25 15:00
us x iran diplomatic meeting by june 18 2026 585	7	$152	200	150	+50	open	—	06-16 14:21
us announces new iran agreementceasefire extension by june 19	7	$148	100	200	-100	open	—	06-14 16:05
will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	6	$128	100	100	+0	open	—	07-25 14:59
will the us announce an iran ceasefire by july 31 20260718000915875	11	$127	160	160	+0	open	—	07-22 04:28

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-26 08:30:37	Will any AI model reach 1575 Math Arena Score by December 31, 2026?	No	SELL	44	29¢	$13	0x5a0371…
07-26 05:22:39	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	SELL	50	31¢	$15	0x19488f…
07-26 05:22:24	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	BUY	50	31¢	$16	0x3a7a3a…
07-26 04:42:51	Will any AI model reach 1575 Math Arena Score by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	44	34¢	$15	0xc5f7e9…
07-26 03:15:52	will there be 20260723192532702	No	SELL	50	66¢	$33	0x202a33…
07-26 03:04:33	will there be 20260723192532703	Yes	SELL	20	19¢	$4	0x28f4df…
07-26 03:04:25	will there be 20260723192532703	Yes	BUY	20	19¢	$4	0xe2c3e9…
07-26 02:48:39	will there be 20260723192532702	No	BUY	50	66¢	$33	0x00da89…
07-26 02:42:37	will ukraine re enter rodynske by september 30 2026 20260724164113824	Yes	SELL	50	7¢	$4	0xd22f7d…
07-25 15:08:01	israel closes its airspace by august 15	Yes	SELL	50	28¢	$14	0xb10b33…
07-25 15:00:57	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	No	SELL	50	72¢	$36	0xba627b…
07-25 14:59:55	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	No	SELL	6	68¢	$4	0x837ad8…
07-25 14:58:51	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	No	SELL	13	68¢	$9	0xfaf0d5…
07-25 14:51:51	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	No	BUY	50	75¢	$38	0x4936b0…
07-25 14:36:18	Will any AI model reach 1560 Coding Arena Score by December 31, 2026?	Yes	SELL	50	64¢	$32	0x9187e9…
07-25 14:00:57	Will any AI model reach 1560 Coding Arena Score by December 31, 2026?	Yes	BUY	50	67¢	$34	0xb97931…
07-25 12:38:42	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	No	SELL	31	68¢	$21	0x156f13…
07-25 12:38:37	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	No	BUY	50	68¢	$34	0x499240…
07-25 12:31:25	Will any AI model reach 1510 Overall Arena Score by September 30, 2026?	No	SELL	50	32¢	$16	0xefea22…
07-25 12:31:15	Will any AI model reach 1510 Overall Arena Score by September 30, 2026?	No	BUY	50	32¢	$16	0xca5a08…
07-25 12:02:30	will no mrbeast video be posted 20260702154826891	Yes	SELL	50	20¢	$10	0x2f04f5…
07-25 12:00:22	will no mrbeast video be posted 20260702154826891	Yes	BUY	50	20¢	$10	0xa5e61e…
07-25 09:46:04	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	SELL	50	52¢	$26	0x459994…
07-25 09:45:57	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	BUY	29	52¢	$15	0x7059f5…
07-25 09:45:55	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	BUY	21	52¢	$11	0x810096…
07-25 09:13:39	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	SELL	50	43¢	$22	0x724b13…
07-25 09:13:04	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	Yes	SELL	50	26¢	$13	0x6393c4…
07-25 09:12:39	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	Yes	BUY	25	27¢	$7	0xfd7948…
07-25 09:12:31	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	Yes	BUY	25	27¢	$7	0x2f9a24…
07-25 08:07:21	will ukraine re enter rodynske by september 30 2026 20260724164113824	Yes	BUY	50	24¢	$12	0x3b8d20…
07-25 07:33:04	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	BUY	50	43¢	$22	0x937e32…
07-25 07:05:10	will ukraine re enter rodynske by september 30 2026 20260724164113824	No	SELL	50	74¢	$37	0x2fd93f…
07-25 06:11:45	will ukraine re enter rodynske by september 30 2026 20260724164113824	No	BUY	50	74¢	$37	0x7ee80d…
07-25 05:59:37	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	No	SELL	50	32¢	$16	0xfea900…
07-25 05:56:37	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	No	BUY	50	35¢	$18	0xf81248…
07-25 03:22:42	israel closes its airspace by august 15	Yes	BUY	50	34¢	$17	0x4c209e…
07-24 17:39:21	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	No	SELL	50	33¢	$16	0xca1bd3…
07-24 14:11:45	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	No	BUY	50	37¢	$18	0x9ee2ff…
07-24 13:38:31	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	SELL	50	52¢	$26	0x545162…
07-24 13:38:24	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	BUY	50	52¢	$26	0x307c43…
07-24 12:28:10	will the next claude opus model be released by july 27 2026	Yes	SELL	33	49¢	$16	0x097770…
07-24 12:12:48	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 27 20260723195930479	No	SELL	16	10¢	$2	0xcdd95f…
07-24 12:12:36	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 27 20260723195930479	No	BUY	16	10¢	$2	0x639828…
07-24 11:42:49	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 26 20260723195838193	Yes	SELL	50	87¢	$44	0x5c5888…
07-24 10:57:49	will the next claude opus model be released by july 27 2026	Yes	BUY	33	49¢	$16	0x25cb0f…
07-24 09:53:39	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 26 20260723195838193	Yes	BUY	10	87¢	$9	0xfe7120…
07-24 09:53:36	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 26 20260723195838193	Yes	BUY	40	87¢	$35	0x65efe0…
07-24 09:08:31	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	Yes	SELL	50	60¢	$30	0xf9b608…
07-24 09:08:25	will the next google gemini pro model be released by august 7 2026	Yes	BUY	50	60¢	$30	0xdbb1df…
07-24 07:25:10	will the next claude opus model be released by july 29 2026	No	SELL	50	35¢	$18	0xb76dc2…
07-24 06:48:16	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	SELL	37	61¢	$22	0x5374cc…
07-24 06:48:03	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	SELL	8	62¢	$5	0x23449f…
07-24 06:46:46	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 26 20260723195838193	No	SELL	50	13¢	$6	0x9a1a91…
07-24 06:25:58	will spacex starship flight test 13 launch by july 26 20260723195838193	No	BUY	50	18¢	$9	0x95d3d6…
07-24 06:24:18	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	SELL	6	62¢	$3	0x44125c…
07-24 06:24:10	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	BUY	50	62¢	$31	0x1140c4…
07-24 06:11:36	will the next claude opus model be released by july 29 2026	No	BUY	50	35¢	$18	0x644edb…
07-23 06:19:21	kim kardashian and lewis hamilton engaged in 2026 20260722161019929	No	SELL	50	79¢	$40	0x7f2551…
07-23 05:16:12	kim kardashian and lewis hamilton engaged in 2026 20260722161019929	No	BUY	50	79¢	$40	0xd5ea5b…
07-23 04:04:36	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	No	SELL	50	45¢	$22	0xa7e3b0…
07-23 04:01:06	copper cable hit with secpt 232 tariffs by december 31 2027 20260721191705882	Yes	SELL	50	48¢	$24	0x1928e8…
07-23 03:53:30	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	No	BUY	50	45¢	$22	0x666846…
07-23 03:30:54	copper cable hit with secpt 232 tariffs by december 31 2027 20260721191705882	Yes	BUY	50	50¢	$25	0x70f100…
07-23 03:09:18	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	SELL	21	52¢	$11	0x4960ee…
07-23 03:09:09	iran full airspace closure by august 31 20260625195254151 668	Yes	BUY	21	52¢	$11	0x5fd70c…
07-23 01:28:04	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	No	SELL	45	60¢	$27	0x99203d…
07-23 01:27:54	will seltzers with 5 thc be legal by november 13 2026 20260721192819155	Yes	SELL	50	28¢	$14	0xc20f69…
07-23 01:16:13	will seltzers with 5 thc be legal by november 13 2026 20260721192819155	Yes	BUY	8	29¢	$2	0x270421…
07-23 01:14:06	will seltzers with 5 thc be legal by november 13 2026 20260721192819155	Yes	BUY	42	29¢	$12	0xdc42ef…
07-23 01:09:58	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	No	SELL	5	62¢	$3	0xecb615…
07-23 01:09:52	will gpt 6 be released by august 31 2026 778	No	BUY	50	62¢	$31	0xfea9d1…
07-22 12:16:27	will anthropics valuation hit low 800b by december 31 957 743	Yes	SELL	34	15¢	$5	0x3a3146…
07-22 12:14:48	iran full airspace closure by august 15	No	SELL	50	54¢	$27	0x06f1d1…
07-22 12:07:39	israel closes its airspace by august 15	Yes	SELL	30	30¢	$9	0x3d55ff…
07-22 12:07:34	israel closes its airspace by august 15	Yes	BUY	30	30¢	$9	0xce3a9b…
07-22 12:03:28	tesla and spacex merger officially announced by september 30	Yes	SELL	50	16¢	$8	0x670a96…
07-22 12:03:19	tesla and spacex merger officially announced by september 30	Yes	BUY	18	16¢	$3	0x426fdf…
07-22 12:03:19	tesla and spacex merger officially announced by september 30	Yes	BUY	32	16¢	$5	0x17345b…
07-22 11:51:33	iran full airspace closure by august 15	No	BUY	50	57¢	$28	0xe9c275…
07-22 11:40:21	iran full airspace closure by august 15	No	SELL	16	58¢	$9	0xd03094…
07-22 11:25:04	iran full airspace closure by august 15	No	SELL	34	58¢	$20	0xdf7618…
07-22 11:15:21	iran full airspace closure by august 15	No	BUY	50	58¢	$29	0x470c4d…
07-22 10:31:57	will anthropics valuation hit low 800b by december 31 957 743	Yes	BUY	34	22¢	$7	0x61360a…
07-22 10:06:15	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	SELL	38	69¢	$26	0xdd6d5d…
07-22 10:04:51	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	SELL	7	69¢	$5	0x664615…
07-22 10:03:55	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	SELL	5	69¢	$3	0x5eab8e…
07-22 10:03:28	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	BUY	50	69¢	$34	0x49f821…
07-22 09:49:19	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	SELL	50	40¢	$20	0x30f480…
07-22 09:49:13	iran full airspace closure by july 24	Yes	SELL	50	7¢	$4	0xbdeee1…
07-22 09:48:42	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	SELL	50	65¢	$33	0x6f4023…
07-22 09:48:34	will the us announce an iran ceasefire by august 31 20260718000915876 168	Yes	BUY	50	65¢	$32	0xf72608…
07-22 09:46:18	will anthropics valuation hit low 800b by december 31 957 743	No	SELL	50	78¢	$39	0xc03174…
07-22 09:46:09	will anthropics valuation hit low 800b by december 31 957 743	No	BUY	50	78¢	$39	0x4b7a7a…
07-22 09:36:57	iran full airspace closure by july 24	Yes	BUY	50	8¢	$4	0x88e99d…
07-22 09:28:54	iran full airspace closure by august 15	Yes	BUY	50	42¢	$21	0xd354e7…
07-22 09:16:27	iran charges hormuz fees by october 31	No	SELL	50	42¢	$21	0xf6c047…
07-22 08:33:13	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	SELL	50	70¢	$35	0x7db897…
07-22 08:33:06	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	BUY	34	70¢	$24	0x4dc299…
07-22 08:33:00	israel closes its airspace by august 15	No	BUY	16	70¢	$11	0xe3c2dd…
07-22 06:04:51	will gpt 6 be released by august 21 2026	Yes	SELL	50	27¢	$14	0x8392d0…