False-Noodle — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$3

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

55.9%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$18

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-04

last 05-24 09:30

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Other

100% 29% $-3

Activity

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5 active days in 12wk • peak 7 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (7) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Nottingham Forest FC vs. Newcastle United FC: O/U 2.5	2	$3	2	2	+0	Under	+$1	05-10 15:24
West Ham United FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	2	$3	2	2	+0	No	+$1	05-10 17:45
West Ham United FC vs. Arsenal FC: O/U 12.5 Total Corners	1	$1	4	0	+4	Under	$-1	05-10 01:47
Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	1	$1	2	0	+2	Under	$-1	05-04 05:30
Manchester City FC vs. Crystal Palace FC: O/U 3.5	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-13 00:17
Tottenham Hotspur FC vs. Everton FC: Both Teams to Score	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-24 09:30
Brighton & Hove Albion FC vs. Manchester United FC: Both Teams to Score	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-24 09:29
Spread: Arsenal FC (-1.5)	1	$1	4	0	+4	open	—	05-24 09:30
Brighton & Hove Albion FC vs. Manchester United FC: O/U 3.5	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-24 09:29
Will Liverpool finish in the top 4 of the EPL 2025–26 standings?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-24 09:28
LoL: T1 vs HANJIN BRION (BO3) - Esports World Cup Korea Qualifier Playoffs	1	$1	6	0	+6	open	—	05-04 11:23
Spread: Manchester City FC (-1.5)	1	$1	2	0	+2	Manchester City FC	$-1	05-09 16:18
Eberechi Eze: Anytime Goalscorer	1	$1	3	0	+3	No	$-1	05-10 01:46
Tottenham Hotspur FC vs. Leeds United FC: O/U 10.5 Total Corners	1	$1	2	0	+2	Over	$-1	05-10 01:58

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-24 09:30:59	Tottenham Hotspur FC vs. Everton FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xfe3b79…
05-24 09:30:17	Spread: Arsenal FC (-1.5)	Arsenal FC	BUY	4	24¢	$1	0x41f028…
05-24 09:29:52	Brighton & Hove Albion FC vs. Manchester United FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0x3e136f…
05-24 09:29:45	Brighton & Hove Albion FC vs. Manchester United FC: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x38c6a7…
05-24 09:28:35	Will Liverpool finish in the top 4 of the EPL 2025–26 standings?	Yes	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0xf43e76…
05-13 00:17:25	Manchester City FC vs. Crystal Palace FC: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x24b942…
05-10 17:45:16	West Ham United FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	2	100¢	$2	0x1cb92a…
05-10 15:24:08	Nottingham Forest FC vs. Newcastle United FC: O/U 2.5	Under	SELL	2	100¢	$2	0x69f15e…
05-10 01:58:08	Tottenham Hotspur FC vs. Leeds United FC: O/U 10.5 Total Corners	Under	BUY	2	57¢	$1	0xdd8973…
05-10 01:52:16	Nottingham Forest FC vs. Newcastle United FC: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x391312…
05-10 01:49:35	West Ham United FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x96e596…
05-10 01:47:36	West Ham United FC vs. Arsenal FC: O/U 12.5 Total Corners	Over	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0x52a3f6…
05-10 01:46:16	Eberechi Eze: Anytime Goalscorer	Yes	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x4d65b4…
05-09 16:18:25	Spread: Manchester City FC (-1.5)	Brentford FC	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x3e856f…
05-04 11:23:10	LoL: T1 vs HANJIN BRION (BO3) - Esports World Cup Korea Qualifier Playoffs	HANJIN BRION	BUY	6	17¢	$1	0x733cf5…
05-04 05:30:58	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x9ff8a8…