Functional-Dysfunction — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$346

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

97.9%

Resolved

1,613

Trades

6,689

lifetime

Volume

$123.1K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$18

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-02-13

last 05-14 15:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 28 days

Categories

Other

70% 98% -$62

Politics

23% 98% +$380

Sports

4% 100% +$13

Crypto

2% 100% +$6

Tech

1% 100% +$7

Pop-Culture

1% 100% +$2

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-05-14).

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Trump declassifies new UFO files by May 31?	59	$2.9K	2,960	0	+2,960	Yes	+$10	05-08 13:58
Will Donald Trump dance on May 7, 2026?	56	$2.8K	2,795	0	+2,795	No	+$8	05-08 04:07
Will Trump speak to Mohammed bin Salman in May?	47	$2.3K	2,262	0	+2,262	Yes	+$2	05-08 02:39
Will the United States send warships through the Strait of Hormuz by May 31, 2026?	41	$2.0K	2,052	0	+2,052	Yes	+$2	05-07 22:12
Will Javokhir Sindarov win on 2026-05-09 at GCT: Super Rapid & Blitz Poland 2026 \| Blitz?	29	$1.4K	1,465	0	+1,465	No	+$18	05-08 14:25
WTT - Women's Singles: Tetyana Sorochinska-Bilenko vs Hina Hayata	28	$1.4K	1,401	0	+1,401	Hayata	+$1	05-08 14:46
Will Trump say "China" during events with Brazilian president?	22	$1.0K	1,049	0	+1,049	No	+$1	05-08 06:08
Will Jake Mitchell win the 2026 Watford mayoral election?	20	$967	968	0	+968	No	+$1	05-08 14:23
Will Lyft’s total rides in Q1 2026 be above 230m?	18	$883	884	0	+884	Yes	+$1	05-07 21:10
Will Trump say "Cuba" during events with Brazilian president?	18	$878	879	0	+879	No	+$1	05-08 06:16
Will Trump say "Rare earth" or "Mineral" during events with Brazilian president?	15	$720	721	0	+721	No	+$1	05-08 06:07
Epstein suicide note released by May 8?	9	$599	304	304	+0	No	-$1	05-11 02:32
Total Kills Over/Under 27.5 in Game 2?	13	$583	583	0	+583	Under	+$1	05-08 11:35
Total Kills Over/Under 29.5 in Game 2?	12	$559	560	0	+560	Over	+$1	05-07 13:42
Jerome Powell out as Fed Chair by June 30, 2026?	51	$497	250	250	+0	Yes	-$3	05-03 04:53
Will ENVY win VCT 2026: Americas League Stage 1?	10	$485	485	0	+485	No	+$0	05-08 14:23
Will Trump say "World Cup" during events with Brazilian president?	10	$424	425	0	+425	No	+$0	05-08 09:12
Will Maxime Vachier-Lagrave win on 2026-05-07 at GCT: Super Rapid & Blitz Poland 2026 \| Rapid?	9	$421	421	0	+421	No	+$0	05-07 23:42
Will Areeq Chowdhury win the 2026 London Borough of Newham mayoral election?	9	$418	419	0	+419	No	+$1	05-08 14:34
Will Maxime Vachier-Lagrave vs. Vladimir Fedoseev end in a draw?	8	$400	400	0	+400	No	+$0	05-07 23:42
Will Wesley So vs. Maxime Vachier-Lagrave end in a draw?	8	$400	401	0	+401	Yes	+$1	05-07 15:46
Will Mehmood Mirza win the 2026 London Borough of Newham mayoral election?	8	$356	356	0	+356	No	+$0	05-08 14:37
Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	9	$350	180	180	+0	Yes	-$8	05-14 14:33
Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by May 31, 2026?	1	$350	946	0	+946	Yes	+$596	05-08 19:02
SK Poltava vs. FK Shakhtar Donetsk: Both Teams to Score	13	$350	350	0	+350	No	+$0	05-10 16:10
Will the NYT front-page headlines say "Street" this week?	8	$336	296	296	+0	No	-$254	05-11 08:07
Will Timothée Chalamet be on Vogue's Best-Dressed list?	7	$331	331	0	+331	No	+$0	05-05 04:14
Exact Score: FC Košice 2 - 1 KFC Komárno?	7	$330	330	0	+330	Yes	+$0	05-11 02:33
Ruben Rocha out as Governor of Sinaloa by May 31?	51	$327	271	271	+0	No	-$173	05-03 04:46
Rainbow Six Siege: For The Love Of The Game vs Owned (BO1) - R6 North Rainbow Rumble Group A	9	$325	330	0	+330	For The Love Of The Game	+$5	05-09 00:15

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-14 15:28:27	Map 3: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Even	BUY	20	100¢	$20	0x009931…
05-14 15:25:57	Map 3: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Even	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xa159eb…
05-14 15:25:53	Map 3: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Even	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x5fb128…
05-14 14:33:42	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	SELL	180	95¢	$171	0x5b096a…
05-14 14:28:45	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0x784c73…
05-14 14:28:36	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xcfed5d…
05-14 14:26:16	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xbf9753…
05-14 14:26:16	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3427b8…
05-14 14:26:13	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xd4b553…
05-14 14:23:39	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xa6bdcc…
05-14 14:23:39	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x2c3963…
05-14 14:23:39	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x25f260…
05-14 14:23:39	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x082030…
05-14 14:16:39	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xd19e19…
05-14 14:13:40	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	20	100¢	$20	0xfcfa86…
05-14 14:13:38	Will Trump say "Peng" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xe4ae7e…
05-14 13:25:29	Total Kills Over/Under 57.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	13	100¢	$13	0xd2a3d8…
05-14 13:25:26	Total Kills Over/Under 57.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xc2fff0…
05-14 13:15:29	Total Kills Over/Under 57.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xb57484…
05-14 13:15:27	Total Kills Over/Under 57.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xb84528…
05-14 12:48:07	dota2 xtreme tundra 2026 05 14 game1 kill over 38pt5	Over	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xb2e203…
05-14 12:23:58	Will Trump say "Ship" or "Chip" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x53dcb4…
05-14 12:19:38	Will Trump say "Ship" or "Chip" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	1	99¢	$1	0xc6306f…
05-14 12:17:56	Will Trump say "Ship" or "Chip" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x150920…
05-14 12:16:57	Will Trump say "Ship" or "Chip" during events with Xi Jinping?	Yes	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xbb065a…
05-14 11:46:58	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe5e0b2…
05-14 11:46:54	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xd9e296…
05-14 11:06:43	Game 1: Any Player Rampage?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xa4722e…
05-14 10:56:48	Game 1: Any Player Ultra Kill?	No	BUY	8	100¢	$8	0xb87794…
05-14 10:56:48	Game 1: Any Player Ultra Kill?	No	BUY	17	100¢	$17	0xa75951…
05-14 10:56:44	Game 1: Any Player Ultra Kill?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x99f02e…
05-14 10:56:41	Game 1: Any Player Rampage?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x978ad7…
05-14 09:53:58	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	7	100¢	$7	0x70d887…
05-14 09:53:51	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xfcbae9…
05-14 09:53:42	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0x93b04b…
05-14 09:53:34	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xadb8a6…
05-14 09:53:27	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0xbb6e7e…
05-14 09:52:57	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0xab763b…
05-14 09:50:07	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	11	100¢	$11	0xd7ded8…
05-14 09:49:58	T20 World Cup, East Asia-Pacific Qualifier, Regional Final: Japan vs Cook Islands - Team Top Batter Cook Islands Winner	Yes	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xe5fa01…
05-14 07:41:21	First Blood in Game 2?	ex-HEROIC	BUY	8	100¢	$8	0xa195c7…
05-14 07:41:19	First Blood in Game 2?	ex-HEROIC	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xcb73f7…
05-14 06:25:05	First Blood in Game 2?	PlayTime	BUY	24	100¢	$24	0x5653b3…
05-14 06:17:12	First Blood in Game 2?	GamerLegion	BUY	12	100¢	$12	0xcdfe2c…
05-14 06:17:12	First Blood in Game 2?	GamerLegion	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xb5c0cd…
05-14 06:17:09	First Blood in Game 2?	GamerLegion	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xd7cfc9…
05-14 06:13:02	First Blood in Game 2?	Team Falcons	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0x0053be…
05-14 06:13:00	First Blood in Game 2?	Team Falcons	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x05b4a5…
05-14 05:58:43	First Blood in Game 2?	ex-HEROIC	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0xd70af8…
05-14 05:58:41	First Blood in Game 2?	ex-HEROIC	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x6f0ce3…
05-14 05:58:22	Will FaZe Clan qualify to IEM Atlanta 2026 Playoffs?	No	BUY	20	100¢	$20	0xefd601…
05-14 05:58:15	Will FaZe Clan qualify to IEM Atlanta 2026 Playoffs?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x972a23…
05-14 05:58:09	Will FaZe Clan qualify to IEM Atlanta 2026 Playoffs?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x4e2716…
05-14 05:50:52	First Blood in Game 1?	ex-HEROIC	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x81f4f0…
05-14 05:49:52	James Harden: Rebounds O/U 4.5	Yes	BUY	7	100¢	$7	0xd9b688…
05-14 05:48:07	Will FaZe Clan qualify to IEM Atlanta 2026 Playoffs?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xde591d…
05-14 05:48:06	Will FaZe Clan qualify to IEM Atlanta 2026 Playoffs?	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xfabc33…
05-14 05:45:21	James Harden: Rebounds O/U 4.5	Yes	BUY	8	100¢	$8	0xa6e70c…
05-14 05:39:45	James Harden: Rebounds O/U 4.5	Yes	BUY	6	100¢	$6	0x7da2d5…
05-14 03:23:10	Will Fervo Energy's market cap be at least $10.0B at market close on IPO day?	Yes	BUY	6	100¢	$6	0x52d886…
05-14 03:23:08	Will Fervo Energy's market cap be at least $10.0B at market close on IPO day?	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xb6df4b…
05-14 02:55:36	Seattle Sounders FC leading at halftime?	No	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x9fce96…
05-14 02:30:38	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	9	100¢	$9	0xd02960…
05-14 02:30:35	Map 2: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x0b5be0…
05-14 01:53:44	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdedaa8…
05-14 01:53:20	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xd1b031…
05-14 01:53:09	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x242b8e…
05-14 01:53:02	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfa1018…
05-14 01:52:52	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1bcd06…
05-14 01:52:50	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa3c2b6…
05-14 01:52:43	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x26d0cc…
05-14 01:52:40	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa69ec6…
05-14 01:52:27	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x444f7b…
05-14 01:52:19	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xbab1dd…
05-14 01:52:13	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb8d0a9…
05-14 01:52:10	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x739cb0…
05-14 01:52:01	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8419b7…
05-14 01:51:56	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x89c6bf…
05-14 01:51:52	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	0	100¢	$0	0x656a97…
05-14 01:51:51	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3f8a8b…
05-14 01:51:37	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe21a02…
05-14 01:51:28	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-2.5)	Colorado Rockies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe04287…
05-13 23:00:33	ITF Men Pensacola: Completed Match: Drew Van Orderlain vs Martin Maldonado	Yes	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xa0a551…
05-13 21:58:41	Total Kills Over/Under 67.5 in Game 2?	Under	BUY	4	99¢	$4	0x692fd4…
05-13 21:45:06	Map 3: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0xe93558…
05-13 21:45:04	Map 3: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Odd	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x8292a0…
05-13 21:41:44	Total Kills Over/Under 65.5 in Game 2?	Over	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0xd0bf72…
05-13 21:41:43	Total Kills Over/Under 63.5 in Game 2?	Over	BUY	18	100¢	$18	0x097b80…
05-13 21:18:00	Bradley Barcola: Anytime Goalscorer	No	BUY	17	100¢	$17	0x91e85d…
05-13 21:16:55	Map 1: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Even	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xba6899…
05-13 21:16:53	Map 1: Odd/Even Total Rounds?	Even	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x69a488…
05-13 21:09:13	Exact Score: FK Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 1 FK Obolon Kyiv?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9a6132…
05-13 21:08:01	Bradley Barcola: Anytime Goalscorer	No	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0x2ae925…
05-13 21:07:26	Total Kills Over/Under 37.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	20	100¢	$20	0xc089a6…
05-13 21:07:25	Total Kills Over/Under 37.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0x7ef217…
05-13 21:07:23	Total Kills Over/Under 37.5 in Game 1?	Over	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xf4e6dd…
05-13 21:07:00	Racing Club de Lens vs. Paris Saint-Germain FC: O/U 8.5 Total Corners	Over	BUY	23	100¢	$23	0x04e227…
05-13 21:06:57	Racing Club de Lens vs. Paris Saint-Germain FC: O/U 8.5 Total Corners	Over	BUY	25	100¢	$25	0xe505b0…
05-13 20:42:39	Indian Premier League: Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Kolkata Knight Riders - Toss Match Double Royal Challengers Bangalore Winner	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd6fa8c…
05-13 20:42:32	Indian Premier League: Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Kolkata Knight Riders - Toss Match Double Royal Challengers Bangalore Winner	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x596f55…