Pitiful-Township — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$5

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

58.1%

Resolved

Trades

182

lifetime

Volume

$16.9K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$93

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-14

last 05-30 11:02

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

48% 100% +$0

Sports

26% 50% +$2

Other

19% 33% $-7

Politics

6% — —

Activity

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Wed

Fri

55 active days in 12wk • peak 6 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (1) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	8	$929	466	466	+0	open	—	04-26 05:08
Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	6	$702	352	352	+0	open	—	04-26 05:26
Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 in April?	4	$470	235	235	+0	open	—	04-20 10:58
Will Trump nominate David Malpass as the next Fed chair?	4	$434	217	217	+0	open	—	01-20 11:19
Will Olympiakos win the 2025–26 Champions League?	4	$391	196	196	+0	open	—	01-15 07:15
will frankenstein win best picture at the 98th academy awards	2	$274	138	138	+0	open	—	03-07 09:34
will the secret agent win best picture at the 98th academy awards 938	2	$274	137	137	+0	open	—	03-07 09:56
will sungjae im win the 2026 masters tournament	2	$254	128	128	+0	open	—	03-24 11:00
will louisville win the 2026 ncaa tournament	2	$254	128	128	+0	open	—	03-20 07:07
will bitcoin dip to 35k in march 2026	2	$254	127	127	+0	open	—	03-17 08:25
will kentucky win the 2026 ncaa tournament	2	$254	127	127	+0	open	—	03-20 07:37
Will the Miami Heat win the 2026 NBA Finals?	2	$249	125	125	+0	open	—	04-05 07:05
will bitcoin dip to 25k in march 2026	2	$249	125	125	+0	open	—	03-25 05:49
Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	2	$248	124	124	+0	No	$-0	04-11 09:24
Will the Washington Wizards win the 2026 NBA Finals?	2	$242	121	121	+0	open	—	01-19 10:29
Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 24?	2	$231	118	118	+0	open	—	05-26 10:23
Will the New Orleans Pelicans win the 2026 NBA Finals?	2	$227	114	114	+0	open	—	01-19 11:12
Will the Brooklyn Nets win the 2026 NBA Finals?	2	$227	114	114	+0	open	—	01-20 10:39
Will the Orlando Magic win the 2026 NBA Finals?	2	$222	111	111	+0	open	—	04-23 12:04
Will Trump nominate Philip Jefferson as the next Fed chair?	2	$207	104	104	+0	open	—	01-20 12:10
Will PSV win the 2025–26 Champions League?	2	$196	98	98	+0	open	—	01-15 06:04
Will Club Brugge win the 2025–26 Champions League?	2	$195	98	98	+0	open	—	01-15 06:45
Will Sporting win the 2025–26 Champions League?	2	$195	98	98	+0	open	—	01-15 07:21
fed decreases interest rates by 50 bps after january 2026 meeting	2	$195	98	98	+0	open	—	01-16 04:11
Will Bitcoin dip to $60,000 in May?	2	$160	80	80	+0	open	—	05-30 11:02
will dear me diane warren relentless win best original song at the 98th academy awards	1	$138	138	0	+138	open	—	03-14 06:41
bitcoin above 78k on march 13	1	$137	138	0	+138	open	—	03-13 11:52
ethereum above 2200 on march 1	1	$137	137	0	+137	open	—	03-01 11:56
will bitcoin dip to 62k on march 12	1	$137	137	0	+137	open	—	03-12 12:04
elon musk of tweets march 3 march 10 380 399	1	$137	137	0	+137	open	—	03-10 11:22

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-30 11:02:42	Will Bitcoin dip to $60,000 in May?	No	SELL	80	100¢	$80	0x76b5c4…
05-30 10:43:10	Will Bitcoin dip to $60,000 in May?	No	BUY	80	100¢	$80	0x0ee258…
05-30 10:39:36	Spurs vs. Thunder	Spurs	BUY	12	43¢	$5	0x9a3932…
05-29 11:03:09	Will Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) hit (LOW) $360 in May?	No	BUY	100	100¢	$100	0x21ed18…
05-28 04:26:53	US x Iran diplomatic meeting by May 28, 2026?	No	BUY	95	100¢	$95	0x5dcbf8…
05-28 04:24:26	Dota 2: Xtreme Gaming vs BetBoom Team (BO1) - BLAST Slam Group Stage	BetBoom Team	BUY	9	63¢	$6	0x78b7ba…
05-28 04:00:50	Counter-Strike: Project 91 vs WAZABI (BO3) - European Pro League Series 7 Closed Qualifier Group B	WAZABI	BUY	16	54¢	$9	0x75abe4…
05-27 06:12:35	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $72,000 on May 27?	Yes	BUY	120	100¢	$120	0x89e102…
05-27 06:11:11	Kosice: Lilian Marmousez vs Taro Daniel	Lilian Marmousez	BUY	13	56¢	$7	0x30c487…
05-26 11:50:27	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 26?	Yes	BUY	128	100¢	$127	0xff7bd9…
05-26 10:23:38	Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 24?	Yes	SELL	118	96¢	$113	0x25df0d…
05-25 09:01:41	Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 24?	Yes	BUY	118	100¢	$118	0x12fac6…
05-25 08:46:34	Roland Garros WTA: Alycia Parks vs Leylah Fernandez	Alycia Parks	BUY	13	23¢	$3	0xcac1c4…
05-24 10:57:33	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 24?	Yes	BUY	122	100¢	$122	0xe162c4…
05-23 10:25:06	Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 22?	Yes	BUY	122	100¢	$122	0xa6a183…
05-23 09:54:56	Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks	Colorado Rockies	BUY	10	38¢	$4	0x8a6040…
05-22 06:54:10	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (HIGH) $465 Week of May 18 2026?	No	BUY	126	100¢	$126	0x1dcc4f…
05-20 11:51:02	spy closes above 715 on may 20 2026	Yes	BUY	126	100¢	$126	0xe19355…
05-19 08:08:05	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on May 19?	Yes	BUY	126	100¢	$125	0xca7418…
05-17 11:06:44	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 17?	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0xd6bce1…
05-16 09:07:25	Boston Red Sox vs. Atlanta Braves	Boston Red Sox	BUY	14	44¢	$6	0x4c9351…
05-14 10:56:25	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 14?	Yes	BUY	118	100¢	$118	0xe0dfa7…
05-13 11:52:05	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 13?	No	BUY	118	100¢	$118	0xa5aaa4…
05-11 06:35:04	Internazionali BNL d'Italia: Flavio Cobolli vs Thiago Agustin Tirante	Flavio Cobolli	BUY	11	68¢	$7	0x2435b9…
05-10 11:11:13	Seattle Mariners vs. Chicago White Sox	Chicago White Sox	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0xeab051…
05-09 05:41:51	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 9?	No	BUY	119	100¢	$119	0x98e6bf…
05-08 07:18:41	Will Meta Platforms, Inc. (META) hit (HIGH) $670 Week of May 4 2026?	No	BUY	119	100¢	$119	0xd1a7a9…
05-08 07:14:55	Tampa Bay Rays vs. Boston Red Sox	Tampa Bay Rays	BUY	10	45¢	$4	0x196bf4…
05-03 08:15:06	Will Bitcoin reach $84,000 April 27-May 3?	No	BUY	123	100¢	$123	0xe53868…
05-02 12:36:12	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 2?	No	BUY	122	100¢	$122	0x00374c…
05-01 06:58:00	Will Netflix, Inc. (NFLX) hit (LOW) $80 Week of April 27 2026?	No	BUY	123	100¢	$123	0xeb53d6…
04-30 08:23:54	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $70 in April?	No	BUY	123	100¢	$122	0x3291e5…
04-28 09:09:56	Will Marin Cilic win the 2026 Men's French Open?	No	BUY	123	100¢	$122	0xaa1563…
04-28 09:08:12	US x Iran diplomatic meeting by April 28, 2026?	Yes	BUY	700	0¢	$2	0xf45b1d…
04-28 09:06:50	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on April 28?	Yes	BUY	585	1¢	$4	0x721488…
04-27 14:17:00	Will NVIDIA (NVDA) close above $190 on April 27?	Yes	BUY	128	100¢	$128	0xd60f11…
04-26 06:02:56	Will Ethereum dip to $1,800 April 20-26?	No	BUY	115	100¢	$115	0x7daad6…
04-26 05:26:42	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	116	100¢	$115	0xa43f34…
04-26 05:09:40	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	116	100¢	$115	0x1e0109…
04-26 05:08:48	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	116	100¢	$115	0x179d1a…
04-26 04:44:50	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	116	100¢	$116	0x5f8842…
04-26 04:42:56	Chicago Cubs vs. Los Angeles Dodgers	Los Angeles Dodgers	BUY	13	55¢	$7	0x948d30…
04-25 11:46:00	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on April 25?	No	BUY	114	100¢	$113	0x5bffc3…
04-25 11:23:06	Washington Nationals vs. Chicago White Sox	Washington Nationals	BUY	9	44¢	$4	0x5d6578…
04-24 11:43:52	elon musk of tweets april 17 april 24 240 259	No	BUY	106	100¢	$106	0x103c54…
04-24 10:26:00	Chicago Cubs vs. Los Angeles Dodgers	Chicago Cubs	BUY	11	40¢	$4	0x56b886…
04-23 12:29:30	will the price of bitcoin be between 82000 84000 on april 23	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x47ed08…
04-23 12:23:20	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	111	100¢	$111	0xd447ff…
04-23 12:05:20	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x56fb60…
04-23 12:04:32	Will the Orlando Magic win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	111	100¢	$111	0x4f7966…
04-23 11:46:24	Will the Orlando Magic win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0xdab8a9…
04-22 06:19:02	ethereum above 2100 on april 22	Yes	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x719fb4…
04-21 12:30:08	elon musk of tweets april 14 april 21 260 279	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x0c2dad…
04-21 12:28:20	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	111	100¢	$111	0x5ca2f0…
04-21 12:05:10	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x0c442e…
04-20 11:01:28	elon musk of tweets april 18 april 20 90 114	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x9c4ac9…
04-20 10:58:54	Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 in April?	No	SELL	111	100¢	$111	0x1366b9…
04-20 09:45:46	Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 in April?	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0xb12313…
04-19 04:17:00	ethereum above 2600 on april 19	No	BUY	111	100¢	$111	0x62551c…
04-19 03:49:46	Detroit Tigers vs. Boston Red Sox	Boston Red Sox	BUY	16	56¢	$9	0xe156ca…
04-17 08:40:42	will the price of ethereum be between 2000 2100 on april 17	No	BUY	120	100¢	$120	0x417f81…
04-15 09:00:34	bitcoin above 70k on april 15	No	BUY	863	0¢	$3	0x539c39…
04-15 08:59:02	ethereum above 2100 on april 15	No	BUY	705	0¢	$1	0x709d58…
04-14 08:03:03	will the price of ethereum be between 2000 2100 on april 14	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x4c7b11…
04-14 07:59:25	Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 in April?	No	SELL	124	100¢	$124	0xd24554…
04-14 07:33:19	Will Bitcoin dip to $30,000 in April?	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x509c94…
04-13 08:47:35	ethereum above 2400 on april 13	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x99d589…
04-12 11:59:03	ethereum above 2400 on april 12	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x43a98b…
04-11 09:28:53	ethereum above 2000 on april 11	Yes	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x70b84b…
04-11 09:24:15	Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	124	100¢	$124	0x40461a…
04-11 09:05:47	Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x6c4d5c…
04-10 11:17:05	will the price of bitcoin be greater than 76000 on april 10	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x5c1558…
04-09 12:14:53	will the price of ethereum be between 1900 2000 on april 9	No	BUY	124	100¢	$123	0xc17a35…
04-08 06:48:49	ethereum above 2500 on april 8	No	BUY	123	100¢	$123	0x9b35a9…
04-08 05:51:57	nba mil det 2026 04 08	Bucks	BUY	19	7¢	$1	0x6a6758…
04-07 04:13:27	bitcoin above 74k on april 7	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0xd9f2e6…
04-06 09:32:13	bitcoin above 64k on april 6	Yes	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0x6604c5…
04-05 07:08:51	ethereum above 2200 on april 5	No	BUY	125	100¢	$124	0xa15bcd…
04-05 07:05:05	Will the Miami Heat win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	125	99¢	$124	0x4d3397…
04-05 06:55:29	Will the Miami Heat win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0x61543b…
04-05 06:54:07	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	125	100¢	$125	0x2363ab…
04-05 06:24:51	Will the Toronto Raptors win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0x8b9f44…
04-04 12:32:27	bitcoin above 72k on april 4	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0x9e222c…
04-02 10:42:57	ethereum above 2200 on april 2	No	BUY	125	100¢	$125	0xeacd6a…
03-31 12:20:07	will crude oil cl hit high 150 by end of march 138 937 747	No	BUY	125	100¢	$124	0xbedc7a…
03-30 06:30:10	ethereum above 1800 on march 30	Yes	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0xa54d5b…
03-29 08:23:26	will the price of ethereum be between 1700 1800 on march 29	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x69090d…
03-28 08:46:15	elon musk of tweets march 26 march 28 115 139	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x66c036…
03-27 12:36:39	will the price of ethereum be between 2200 2300 on march 27	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0xb443ac…
03-25 06:37:07	ethereum above 2400 on march 25	No	BUY	124	100¢	$124	0x53aae4…
03-25 06:34:53	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	125	100¢	$124	0xd00370…
03-25 05:59:13	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	125	100¢	$124	0x537709…
03-25 05:49:49	will bitcoin dip to 25k in march 2026	No	SELL	125	100¢	$124	0x3ef124…
03-24 11:05:07	will bitcoin dip to 25k in march 2026	No	BUY	125	100¢	$124	0xb3822e…
03-24 11:03:27	bitcoin above 76k on march 24	Yes	BUY	705	0¢	$1	0x29b080…
03-24 11:01:49	will the price of bitcoin be between 76000 78000 on march 24	Yes	BUY	575	0¢	$1	0x78be12…
03-24 11:00:03	will sungjae im win the 2026 masters tournament	No	SELL	128	99¢	$127	0x3fa82e…
03-24 10:43:37	will sungjae im win the 2026 masters tournament	No	BUY	128	99¢	$127	0x5b7edd…
03-22 12:41:59	will bitcoin dip to 60k march 16 22	No	BUY	127	100¢	$127	0x801257…
03-21 03:22:35	will the price of ethereum be between 1800 1900 on march 21	No	BUY	127	100¢	$127	0x1fc00d…