Sarcastic-Middle — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$96

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

70.8%

Resolved

1,117

Trades

1,213

lifetime

Volume

$2.13K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-14

last 07-18 21:24

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 49 days

Categories

Crypto

97% 62% -$64

Sports

1% 0% -$25

Politics

1% 0% -$15

Other

1% 33% +$8

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-07-18).

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will Portugal win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?	1	$25	431	0	+431	No	-$25	06-28 18:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-11 22:30 UTC	10	$20	20	0	+20	Down	+$0	04-11 22:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:35 UTC	2	$17	12	12	+0	Up	+$7	03-17 20:41
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 3:30PM-3:45PM ET	10	$16	38	0	+38	Up	-$8	05-15 19:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-11 22:55 UTC	7	$14	14	0	+14	Up	+$0	04-11 22:58
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:40 UTC	2	$10	5	5	+0	Down	+$0	03-17 20:45
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:50 UTC	2	$10	5	5	+0	Down	+$0	03-17 20:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	7	$9	20	0	+20	Down	-$4	05-15 18:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	2	$9	10	0	+10	Up	+$1	05-29 15:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	2	$8	10	0	+10	Down	+$2	05-28 21:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	2	$8	10	0	+10	Up	-$8	05-29 19:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	2	$8	10	0	+10	Up	+$2	05-29 07:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	2	$8	10	0	+10	Up	+$2	05-29 02:09
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-11 20:55 UTC	4	$8	8	0	+8	Down	+$0	04-11 20:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	2	$7	8	0	+8	Down	+$1	05-29 01:29
Will Argentina win on 2026-07-15?	1	$7	22	0	+22	Yes	+$15	07-13 20:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	4	$6	15	0	+15	Up	-$1	05-15 19:46
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-11 22:50 UTC	3	$6	6	0	+6	Down	+$0	04-11 22:53
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-28 22:00 UTC	3	$6	7	5	+1	Up	$0	03-28 22:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-01 18:05 UTC	2	$5	10	0	+10	Down	-$5	04-01 18:09
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-14 13:35 UTC	1	$5	6	0	+6	Down	+$1	03-14 13:38
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:45 UTC	1	$5	11	0	+11	Up	-$5	03-17 20:49
fifwc esp arg 2026 07 19 team to advance	1	$5	12	0	+12	Spain	-$5	07-18 21:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:05 UTC	1	$5	56	0	+56	Up	-$5	03-17 20:10
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:00 UTC	1	$5	14	0	+14	Down	+$9	03-17 20:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-14 13:40 UTC	1	$5	13	0	+13	Down	-$5	03-14 13:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-14 14:35 UTC	1	$5	7	0	+7	Down	+$2	03-14 14:39
US x Iran ceasefire by June 30?	1	$5	13	0	+13	Yes	-$5	03-28 02:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-17 20:10 UTC	1	$5	16	0	+16	Down	-$5	03-17 20:13
US x Iran ceasefire by May 31?	1	$5	11	0	+11	Yes	-$5	03-28 02:13

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-18 21:24:36	fifwc esp arg 2026 07 19 team to advance	Argentina	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0xe45e5b…
07-13 20:57:49	Will Argentina win on 2026-07-15?	Yes	BUY	22	31¢	$7	0x6b741c…
06-28 18:13:05	Will Portugal win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?	Yes	BUY	431	6¢	$25	0x818863…
06-08 11:29:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 11:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x348f21…
06-08 07:34:54	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 07:30 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x7f22fb…
06-07 23:34:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 23:30 UTC	Down	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x08bd42…
06-07 22:04:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 22:00 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0xf8dd59…
06-07 05:54:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 05:50 UTC	Down	BUY	5	44¢	$2	0x5ed8f4…
06-07 05:44:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 05:40 UTC	Down	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0x572dac…
06-06 23:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 6, 7:40PM-7:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0xd7ea2a…
06-06 23:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 6, 7:10PM-7:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x5e31af…
06-06 20:19:49	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-06 20:15 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x9537f6…
06-06 17:04:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-06 17:00 UTC	Down	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x0743d3…
06-06 11:34:51	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-06 11:30 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x83ec43…
06-06 07:40:00	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-06 07:35 UTC	Down	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x8b951d…
06-04 15:24:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 15:20 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xdf0543…
06-04 15:14:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 15:10 UTC	Up	BUY	5	88¢	$4	0x1ab5f5…
06-04 14:54:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 4, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	13¢	$1	0xe4c148…
06-04 13:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 4, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0xd91461…
06-04 13:04:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 4, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x24e27b…
06-04 12:59:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 12:55 UTC	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x36306e…
06-04 12:29:49	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 12:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x688236…
06-04 12:24:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 12:20 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x862a21…
06-04 11:49:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 11:45 UTC	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0x908075…
06-04 11:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 4, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	68¢	$3	0x890b8a…
06-04 10:59:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 10:55 UTC	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x2729ab…
06-04 10:55:00	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 10:50 UTC	Down	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x9c66e6…
06-04 09:54:49	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 09:50 UTC	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x62e9cb…
06-04 08:24:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 08:20 UTC	Up	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0xaa0b3d…
06-04 08:14:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 08:10 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xfae4c4…
06-04 07:09:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 07:05 UTC	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x551870…
06-04 06:29:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 06:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	61¢	$3	0xbb1192…
06-04 06:19:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 06:15 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xbff327…
06-04 05:59:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 05:55 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xe0ed3d…
06-04 05:44:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 05:40 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x2eb416…
06-04 05:24:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 05:20 UTC	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x63fc4f…
06-04 04:19:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 04:15 UTC	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x9dafb2…
06-04 03:29:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 03:25 UTC	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x89c19b…
06-04 03:09:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 03:05 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xe390ce…
06-04 02:29:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 02:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x557e32…
06-04 02:14:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 02:10 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xa2b071…
06-04 02:09:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 02:05 UTC	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0xb229d2…
06-04 01:29:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 01:25 UTC	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x2dcf1d…
06-04 00:54:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-04 00:50 UTC	Up	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0x741766…
06-03 23:14:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 23:10 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x03df57…
06-03 22:59:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 22:55 UTC	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0xc7bdb3…
06-03 22:09:54	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 22:05 UTC	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0xebf997…
06-03 21:54:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 21:50 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x4157c6…
06-03 21:39:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 21:35 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xd45494…
06-03 21:04:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 21:00 UTC	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xaf513b…
06-03 20:34:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-03 20:30 UTC	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x1925da…
06-03 17:54:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xc64528…
06-03 17:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	78¢	$4	0xac1556…
06-03 16:49:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	5	83¢	$4	0x21d05b…
06-03 16:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	88¢	$4	0x5ef3df…
06-03 16:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x8b5af5…
06-03 16:19:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xafe099…
06-03 16:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	83¢	$4	0x828aa8…
06-03 16:09:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x61fa8e…
06-03 16:04:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xb36a56…
06-03 15:49:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x23d832…
06-03 14:49:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xfc166a…
06-03 14:34:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xcebe95…
06-03 13:49:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0xe29052…
06-03 13:44:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xff1936…
06-03 13:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x05b946…
06-03 13:04:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	84¢	$4	0x1b7e09…
06-03 12:09:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0x3d0cd1…
06-03 10:39:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0x0f6c06…
06-03 09:54:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xae0d29…
06-03 09:34:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	86¢	$4	0xd3e42b…
06-03 08:44:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xb32cb5…
06-03 08:34:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x985e98…
06-03 07:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x655010…
06-03 07:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x95ad1f…
06-03 07:19:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xc6463b…
06-03 07:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xbfd20e…
06-03 07:04:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0x8ee063…
06-03 06:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x21abc7…
06-03 06:19:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	9¢	$0	0x5fc9cd…
06-03 05:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0xa306b3…
06-03 05:19:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0x482fbe…
06-03 05:14:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xdc2f98…
06-03 05:09:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	86¢	$4	0xd3e39e…
06-03 03:39:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5	72¢	$4	0x70bb61…
06-03 03:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x67b6fa…
06-03 02:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	90¢	$3	0xa88b6f…
06-03 02:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x6831ed…
06-03 02:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x17bf5d…
06-03 02:09:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	88¢	$4	0x2cfba3…
06-03 01:54:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x77db97…
06-03 01:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xb4171e…
06-03 01:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x5d1aa8…
06-03 01:04:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0xc9055c…
06-03 00:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5	6¢	$0	0x1fb67c…
06-03 00:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xfbd878…
06-03 00:14:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0xa88612…
06-03 00:09:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	86¢	$4	0x081c61…
06-03 00:04:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0xf6c757…
06-02 23:54:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 7:50PM-7:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x8dc373…