Funny-Keyboarding — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$23.4K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

71.3%

Resolved

21,107

Trades

166,657

lifetime

Volume

$5.45M

lifetime

Avg / trade

$33

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-23

last 10-28 20:54

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 276 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 54% +$23,437

Activity

Mon

Wed

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84 active days in 12wk • peak 933 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 21, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	14	$2.0K	1,999	+1,999	Up	+$40	10-21 14:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	23	$1.9K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$80	10-24 13:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	24	$1.9K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$81	10-23 23:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 2:30PM-2:45PM ET	6	$1.9K	2,000	+2,000	Up	+$83	10-19 18:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 7, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	36	$1.9K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$90	10-07 14:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 2, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	23	$1.9K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$108	10-02 23:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 1, 8:15PM-8:30PM ET	41	$1.9K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$123	10-02 00:27
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-09-26 23:00 UTC	38	$1.9K	1,975	+1,975	Up	+$106	09-26 23:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 25, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	18	$1.9K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$134	10-25 19:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	16	$1.9K	1,999	+1,999	Up	+$135	10-06 23:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	10	$1.9K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$147	10-10 23:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	18	$1.9K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$148	10-22 13:41
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	48	$1.8K	2,000	+2,000	Up	+$162	10-03 08:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 4:45AM-5:00AM ET	37	$1.8K	1,999	+1,999	Down	-$1,834	10-03 08:58
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-10-04 06:15 UTC	26	$1.8K	1,999	+1,999	Down	-$1,828	10-04 06:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	58	$1.8K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$187	10-11 14:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 2, 10:30AM-10:45AM ET	23	$1.8K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$191	10-02 14:42
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-10-01 01:30 UTC	70	$1.8K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$223	10-01 01:43
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-09-29 00:15 UTC	13	$1.8K	2,000	+2,000	Up	-$1,761	09-29 00:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	5	$1.8K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$240	10-07 02:01
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	27	$1.7K	1,999	+1,999	Up	+$254	10-09 08:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 4:45PM-5:00PM ET	9	$1.7K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$258	10-24 20:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	21	$1.7K	2,000	+2,000	resolved	-$1,735	10-28 20:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 11:30AM-11:45AM ET	17	$1.7K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$266	10-08 15:41
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-10-11 12:30 UTC	35	$1.7K	2,000	+2,000	Up	-$1,723	10-11 12:43
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-09-27 00:45 UTC	27	$1.7K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$279	09-27 00:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 17, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	17	$1.7K	1,782	+1,782	Down	+$67	10-18 00:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 11:00PM-11:15PM ET	15	$1.7K	2,000	+2,000	Down	+$290	10-09 03:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	45	$1.7K	1,999	+1,999	Down	+$298	10-24 19:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 2:45AM-3:00AM ET	48	$1.7K	1,999	+1,999	Down	-$1,697	10-06 06:58

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-28 20:54:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:45PM-5:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0xe3ed74…
10-28 20:53:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:45PM-5:00PM ET	Up	BUY	35	76¢	$27	0xe22d2f…
10-28 20:43:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	18	68¢	$12	0xb438d1…
10-28 20:43:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	24	68¢	$16	0x7d3091…
10-28 20:43:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	87	89¢	$78	0xf9086b…
10-28 20:42:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	86	89¢	$77	0x8bdf0b…
10-28 20:42:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	499	89¢	$444	0xf8b7f4…
10-28 20:42:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	40	88¢	$35	0xd6c556…
10-28 20:42:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	9	84¢	$8	0x43b11e…
10-28 20:42:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	13	84¢	$11	0x0f7624…
10-28 20:42:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	505	95¢	$480	0xb22ea0…
10-28 20:42:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	144	95¢	$137	0x390530…
10-28 20:42:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	35	94¢	$33	0xa8b383…
10-28 20:42:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	10	94¢	$9	0x8a4997…
10-28 20:42:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	24	93¢	$22	0xc6f52f…
10-28 20:42:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	14	93¢	$13	0x7ee174…
10-28 20:42:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	89	94¢	$84	0xea948e…
10-28 20:42:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	70	94¢	$66	0x70ff41…
10-28 20:42:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	126	88¢	$111	0x7c445d…
10-28 20:42:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	30	82¢	$25	0x4c09ba…
10-28 20:42:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	20	76¢	$15	0x15fffb…
10-28 20:41:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	31	46¢	$14	0xd71fcc…
10-28 20:41:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	125	36¢	$45	0x84da61…
10-28 19:38:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 3:30PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0x8df17f…
10-28 19:27:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	84¢	$3	0x97239e…
10-28 18:51:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	10	91¢	$9	0x79c3ff…
10-28 18:49:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	69	76¢	$52	0x0bf21c…
10-28 18:48:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	4	77¢	$3	0x88bb0c…
10-28 18:34:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:30PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	20	64¢	$13	0xa7779a…
10-28 18:12:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	35	42¢	$15	0xacc8b4…
10-28 18:01:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	502	50¢	$251	0x750be5…
10-28 18:01:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0x6ae28d…
10-28 18:01:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	117	50¢	$59	0x116f72…
10-28 18:00:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xfa9ce6…
10-28 18:00:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xd62fc6…
10-28 18:00:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	9	56¢	$5	0xb7364a…
10-28 18:00:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x74a6b2…
10-28 18:00:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	26	46¢	$12	0xc57c28…
10-28 18:00:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	45	46¢	$21	0x8f5d0b…
10-28 18:00:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$3	0x651dbc…
10-28 18:00:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	46¢	$3	0x029b84…
10-28 18:00:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0x9d138d…
10-28 16:40:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:30PM-12:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x49fd8f…
10-28 16:13:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:00PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	10	85¢	$8	0xc58f51…
10-28 16:10:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:00PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	8	56¢	$4	0x000060…
10-28 16:07:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:00PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	15	43¢	$7	0xf85e30…
10-28 15:23:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 11:15AM-11:30AM ET	Down	BUY	7	28¢	$2	0x3daf0e…
10-28 14:21:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	89	84¢	$75	0x1e44c2…
10-28 13:58:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	49	93¢	$45	0xa31e16…
10-28 13:58:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	88¢	$4	0x56a044…
10-28 13:58:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	161	96¢	$154	0xde773a…
10-28 13:58:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	25	88¢	$22	0xf6e89c…
10-28 13:57:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	8	75¢	$6	0x100337…
10-28 13:13:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:00AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	35	19¢	$7	0x4d43d4…
10-28 13:13:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 9:00AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	35	20¢	$7	0x22bb18…
10-28 12:28:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	82¢	$8	0x1ec03f…
10-28 12:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	127	61¢	$78	0xc697cf…
10-28 12:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	7	62¢	$4	0x9c404e…
10-28 12:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	13	62¢	$8	0x68ecf0…
10-28 12:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	67	62¢	$42	0x2fcfec…
10-28 11:56:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	70	92¢	$64	0xce18c7…
10-28 11:56:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	111	90¢	$100	0xa6830c…
10-28 11:44:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	404	12¢	$50	0x7ab489…
10-28 11:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	13	50¢	$7	0xdfd666…
10-28 11:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	0	50¢	$0	0xd7c9b6…
10-28 11:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	23	49¢	$11	0x85ae6b…
10-28 11:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	75	50¢	$38	0x4bd4d5…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	282	49¢	$138	0xdedddf…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	11	50¢	$5	0xc65aaa…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	43	50¢	$22	0x9cce98…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x81173b…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	26	49¢	$13	0x58ca27…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x4b4099…
10-28 11:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	44	49¢	$22	0x0eb20b…
10-28 11:43:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	44	86¢	$38	0x06c21c…
10-28 11:40:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	39	45¢	$17	0x59d760…
10-28 11:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	24	10¢	$2	0x830102…
10-28 11:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	24	9¢	$2	0x6bd2be…
10-28 11:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	112	10¢	$11	0x584d03…
10-28 11:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	14	10¢	$1	0x39b417…
10-28 10:06:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	79	67¢	$53	0xdb9ca8…
10-28 09:42:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	10	63¢	$6	0x40db7a…
10-28 09:25:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	Down	BUY	72	65¢	$47	0xeacaae…
10-28 07:26:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 3:15AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	81	20¢	$16	0x348c05…
10-28 07:26:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 3:15AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	85	20¢	$17	0x2b6c67…
10-28 06:56:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:45AM-3:00AM ET	Down	BUY	12	94¢	$11	0x00cd46…
10-28 06:42:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:30AM-2:45AM ET	Down	BUY	111	82¢	$91	0xc02fb5…
10-28 06:14:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	138	96¢	$132	0x657891…
10-28 06:14:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	6	96¢	$6	0x3b5364…
10-28 06:14:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	96	93¢	$89	0xdcb187…
10-28 06:13:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 2:00AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	23	93¢	$21	0xcdb2b7…
10-28 05:43:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 1:30AM-1:45AM ET	Up	BUY	7	86¢	$6	0x83bb22…
10-28 05:43:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 1:30AM-1:45AM ET	Up	BUY	51	81¢	$42	0x3445c9…
10-28 05:26:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	75	53¢	$40	0x9f9206…
10-28 05:26:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	20	53¢	$11	0x8a1536…
10-28 05:26:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	55	53¢	$29	0x2b4a04…
10-28 04:56:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	19	53¢	$10	0xbe13c5…
10-28 04:56:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	64	53¢	$34	0x2f783c…
10-28 04:20:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:15AM-12:30AM ET	Down	BUY	41	58¢	$24	0x6b3ee9…
10-28 04:02:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 28, 12:00AM-12:15AM ET	Up	BUY	351	59¢	$207	0xfecf3e…