Oblong-Satire — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$7.41K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

51.0%

Resolved

1,298

Trades

2,308

lifetime

Volume

$205.1K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$89

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-01

last 10-28 20:20

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 169 days

Categories

Other

80% 40% -$4,674

Sports

20% 41% -$2,691

Politics

0% 0% -$56

Crypto

0% 60% +$10

Activity

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52 active days in 12wk • peak 47 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Madrid Open: Katerina Siniakova vs Caty McNally	5	$1.6K	1,216	1,203	+13	Caty McNally	+$82	04-26 09:58
atp nava djere 2026 01 04	2	$1.5K	810	810	+0	Djere	-$70	01-05 07:08
atp opelka sweeny 2026 01 05	2	$1.4K	785	785	+0	Opelka	-$24	01-05 07:34
atp sachko kopriva 2026 06 04	2	$1.3K	750	750	+0	Vitaliy Sachko	+$52	06-04 10:57
Boston Red Sox vs. Baltimore Orioles: O/U 7.5	2	$1.2K	851	837	+14	Over	+$458	04-25 18:11
epl mun mac 2026 01 17 mac	6	$1.0K	1,188	1,188	+0	No	-$72	01-17 13:47
RC Celta de Vigo vs. Real Racing Club: O/U 2.5	2	$1.0K	645	645	+0	Over	+$271	09-19 18:59
ssc fcb rmc 2026 01 11 fcb	4	$987	800	800	+0	Yes	+$187	01-11 20:53
Commanders vs. Cowboys: O/U 50.5	2	$972	704	704	+0	Over	+$212	09-20 23:08
fifwc usa aus 2026 06 19 total 2pt5	2	$930	716	716	+0	Under	+$200	06-19 19:48
Korea Open: Kamilla Rakhimova vs Polina Kudermetova	2	$924	745	745	+0	Kamilla Rakhimova	-$224	09-21 08:25
epl mac che 2026 01 04 mac	3	$910	667	667	+0	No	+$110	01-04 18:42
ssc fcb atc 2026 01 07 fcb	3	$903	557	557	+0	Yes	+$167	01-07 19:31
atp gurri molcan 2026 03 18	3	$867	700	700	+0	Alex Molcan	-$251	03-19 11:25
wta sherif uchijim 2026 02 28	8	$806	842	842	+0	Moyuka Uchijima	-$106	02-28 11:02
wta oz gasanov 2026 02 23	2	$796	455	455	+0	Gasanova	+$32	02-25 09:10
atp svrcina heide 2026 06 19	2	$791	613	613	+0	Gustavo Heide	+$191	06-19 13:12
atp nestero hemery 2026 08 17	8	$784	817	817	+0	cancelled	-$14	08-18 10:24
acn civ bur 2026 01 06 civ	3	$743	568	568	+0	Yes	+$143	01-06 19:21
atp silva collari 2026 02 23	2	$741	407	407	+0	Silva	+$17	02-24 14:17
wta monnet udvardy 2026 02 23	2	$739	398	398	+0	Udvardy	+$26	02-25 07:56
atp noguchi tunglin 2026 03 29	3	$686	639	639	+0	Tung-Lin Wu	-$41	03-31 07:11
epl mac bri 2026 01 07 mac	3	$674	500	500	+0	No	-$26	01-07 19:49
atp huesler onclin 2026 06 07	2	$672	628	628	+0	Gauthier Onclin	-$56	06-07 09:58
fifwc nld swe 2026 06 20 spread home 1pt5	2	$667	606	606	+0	Netherlands	+$267	06-20 17:18
fifwc eng gha 2026 06 23 corners total 9pt5	2	$654	455	455	+0	Over	+$254	06-23 21:58
wta rakhimo selekhm 2026 02 25	4	$633	453	453	+0	Selekhmeteva	+$5	02-25 19:42
Will Egypt win on 2026-10-04?	3	$625	768	768	+0	No	+$11	10-04 18:34
atp neumaye fatic 2026 03 19	4	$624	700	700	+0	Lukas Neumayer	-$105	03-19 14:39
Will Leeds United FC win on 2026-09-14?	2	$624	476	476	+0	Yes	+$224	09-14 19:38

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-28 20:20:11	Will Brentford FC win on 2026-10-28?	No	SELL	122	84¢	$102	0x6615ae…
10-28 20:12:34	Liverpool FC vs. Chelsea FC: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	83	25¢	$21	0x1dcb77…
10-28 19:59:14	Liverpool FC vs. Chelsea FC: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	83	36¢	$30	0x61d954…
10-28 18:33:35	Will Brentford FC win on 2026-10-28?	No	BUY	122	41¢	$50	0x10a61e…
10-28 18:21:52	Zamalek SC vs. El Mokawloon El Arab SC: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	263	60¢	$158	0x7336f9…
10-28 14:58:14	Zamalek SC vs. El Mokawloon El Arab SC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	263	38¢	$100	0x49d68f…
10-23 22:55:56	Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers	Tampa Bay Rays	BUY	30	37¢	$11	0xe837fc…
10-23 22:54:08	Melbourne Victory FC vs. Melbourne City FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	47	43¢	$20	0xfdd5ca…
10-23 22:53:06	Western Sydney Wanderers FC vs. Auckland FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	47	43¢	$20	0x7eb535…
10-23 22:52:35	Newcastle United Jets FC vs. Macarthur FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	59	34¢	$20	0x6bc681…
10-23 22:14:30	Bulls vs. Bucks	Bulls	SELL	100	73¢	$73	0x93ff9b…
10-23 19:00:03	Bulls vs. Bucks	Bulls	BUY	100	48¢	$48	0x3f837e…
10-23 17:37:12	Al Qadisiyah Saudi Club vs. Al Hilal Saudi Club: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	57	53¢	$30	0xd2a555…
10-23 17:11:38	Spread: Al Nassr Saudi Club (-2.5)	Al Faisaly Saudi Club	SELL	79	100¢	$79	0x13f21e…
10-23 13:48:23	Spread: Al Nassr Saudi Club (-2.5)	Al Faisaly Saudi Club	BUY	79	58¢	$46	0x40452c…
10-23 13:38:41	Florence: Francesco Forti vs Oriol Roca Batalla	Francesco Forti	SELL	83	21¢	$18	0x8df11b…
10-23 10:39:21	Florence: Francesco Forti vs Oriol Roca Batalla	Francesco Forti	BUY	83	24¢	$20	0xc6404f…
10-23 07:26:30	Brisbane Roar FC vs. Perth Glory FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	100	40¢	$40	0x472de9…
10-22 21:19:24	Lillestrøm SK vs. Real Sociedad de Fútbol: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	17	100¢	$17	0x378655…
10-22 21:19:15	Jagiellonia Białystok vs. RSC Anderlecht: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	17	100¢	$17	0x8ecaf4…
10-22 21:18:06	AFC Bournemouth vs. AC Milan: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	16	100¢	$16	0x8cb2c4…
10-22 21:17:56	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. Olympique Lyonnais: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	20	100¢	$20	0xa560ba…
10-22 21:17:50	Olympiakós SFP vs. AC Sparta Praha: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	14	100¢	$14	0xb3ea3e…
10-22 18:55:15	Jagiellonia Białystok vs. RSC Anderlecht: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	17	42¢	$7	0x663110…
10-22 18:53:56	FC Viktoria Plzeň vs. PFK Levski Sofia: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	15	47¢	$7	0x87d9bc…
10-22 18:52:51	Olympiakós SFP vs. AC Sparta Praha: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	14	50¢	$7	0xb99ac9…
10-22 18:51:48	Celtic FC vs. RC Celta de Vigo: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	18	39¢	$7	0xb81282…
10-22 18:50:36	Lillestrøm SK vs. Real Sociedad de Fútbol: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	17	41¢	$7	0x721b74…
10-22 18:49:26	NK Celje vs. FC Red Bull Salzburg: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	18	40¢	$7	0xfafac2…
10-22 18:48:27	AS Omónoia Leukosías vs. Sport Lisboa e Benfica: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	15	48¢	$7	0xf15da7…
10-22 18:47:36	Beşiktaş JK vs. Crystal Palace FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	20	35¢	$7	0xfd0cb1…
10-22 18:46:30	AFC Bournemouth vs. AC Milan: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	16	43¢	$7	0x206fff…
10-22 18:45:56	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. Olympique Lyonnais: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	20	35¢	$7	0x918f35…
10-22 18:43:39	OFI vs. Bayer 04 Leverkusen: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	10	100¢	$10	0xad68aa…
10-22 18:43:30	RU Saint-Gilloise vs. MH Hapoel Be'er Sheva: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	10	100¢	$10	0x380f79…
10-22 18:43:21	Ararat-Armenia FA vs. AZ: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	11	100¢	$11	0x919260…
10-22 18:43:12	SK Puntigamer Sturm Graz vs. Olympique de Marseille: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	12	100¢	$12	0x0f2dbd…
10-22 12:00:36	Juventus FC vs. Stade Rennais FC 1901: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	11	47¢	$5	0x81d5e2…
10-22 12:00:00	KKS Lech Poznań vs. Sunderland AFC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	11	45¢	$5	0x09042e…
10-22 11:59:08	RU Saint-Gilloise vs. MH Hapoel Be'er Sheva: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x797944…
10-22 11:58:38	GNK Dinamo Zagreb vs. NEC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	12	43¢	$5	0x10f9af…
10-22 11:58:02	SK Puntigamer Sturm Graz vs. Olympique de Marseille: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x224149…
10-22 11:57:30	OFI vs. Bayer 04 Leverkusen: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x0b6d32…
10-22 11:56:54	Ferencvárosi TC vs. SC União Torreense: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	9	53¢	$5	0x5af2e5…
10-22 11:56:26	Ararat-Armenia FA vs. AZ: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0x05b795…
10-13 14:16:55	Will Al-Ittihad Club win on 2026-10-13?	Yes	BUY	57	56¢	$32	0x65db7c…
10-13 13:08:11	Will Kashima Antlers win on 2026-10-13?	No	SELL	26	54¢	$14	0x01f99b…
10-13 12:27:37	Will Kashima Antlers win on 2026-10-13?	No	BUY	26	38¢	$10	0x6477e6…
10-13 12:04:28	Kyoto Sanga FC vs. Ratchaburi FC: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	13	100¢	$13	0xef55fb…
10-13 12:04:19	acle poh joh 2026 10 13 btts	No	SELL	16	100¢	$16	0xc97705…
10-12 20:47:02	Newcastle United Jets vs. Gamba Osaka: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	18	35¢	$6	0x9c2bf1…
10-12 20:46:44	acle poh joh 2026 10 13 btts	No	BUY	16	43¢	$7	0x70d53d…
10-12 20:46:24	Kyoto Sanga FC vs. Ratchaburi FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0x402cff…
10-12 20:46:05	acle shp daj 2026 10 13 btts	No	BUY	17	41¢	$7	0x6d8bcb…
10-12 20:40:14	Spread: Coventry City FC (-1.5)	Coventry City FC	SELL	19	74¢	$14	0x5728aa…
10-12 20:17:12	Spread: Coventry City FC (-1.5)	Coventry City FC	BUY	19	52¢	$10	0xa7123c…
10-12 19:11:35	Al Nassr Club vs. FK Neftchi Fargona: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	14	44¢	$6	0x072bc8…
10-12 19:11:24	Al Quwa Al Jawiya vs. Al Ain FC: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	14	68¢	$9	0x62bf4c…
10-12 19:11:17	Al Gharafa SC vs. Esteghlal FC Tehran: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	17	44¢	$7	0x4c7977…
10-12 18:08:11	Al Nassr Club vs. FK Neftchi Fargona: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	14	50¢	$7	0xa4448f…
10-12 18:07:39	Al Gharafa SC vs. Esteghlal FC Tehran: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	17	42¢	$7	0x875c65…
10-12 18:07:09	Al Quwa Al Jawiya vs. Al Ain FC: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	14	51¢	$7	0xb4f7b9…
10-12 17:46:44	Spread: Panthers (-1.5)	Sabres	SELL	27	87¢	$24	0x184bf7…
10-12 15:57:35	Spread: Panthers (-1.5)	Sabres	BUY	27	72¢	$20	0x0b9017…
10-05 19:16:34	Romania vs. Sweden: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	24	34¢	$8	0x68d843…
10-05 13:57:55	Will Uganda vs. DR Congo end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	9	37¢	$3	0x33095e…
10-04 20:08:53	Will Germany win on 2026-10-04?	Yes	BUY	450	46¢	$207	0xdfba5e…
10-04 19:43:08	Spread: Chiefs (-4.5)	Chiefs	BUY	189	53¢	$100	0x32a37f…
10-04 19:42:29	Will Egypt vs. South Africa end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	357	28¢	$100	0x76cc26…
10-04 19:20:13	Egypt vs. South Africa: O/U 1.5	Over	SELL	192	74¢	$142	0x44a375…
10-04 19:19:44	Will Egypt vs. South Africa end in a draw?	Yes	SELL	270	32¢	$86	0xd748c3…
10-04 19:11:10	Will Egypt vs. South Africa end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	270	37¢	$100	0x6d1bac…
10-04 19:09:50	Girona FC vs. RCD Mallorca: Both Teams to Score	No	SELL	224	48¢	$108	0xe224a9…
10-04 18:59:23	Spread: Netherlands (-2.5)	Netherlands	BUY	238	42¢	$100	0x565ca4…
10-04 18:57:17	Girona FC vs. RCD Mallorca: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	224	45¢	$100	0xc9229b…
10-04 18:35:01	Egypt vs. South Africa: O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	192	52¢	$100	0x8dbdfa…
10-04 18:34:16	Will Egypt win on 2026-10-04?	No	SELL	269	44¢	$118	0x38a3f6…
10-04 17:58:49	Will UD Las Palmas vs. Real Valladolid CF end in a draw?	Yes	SELL	323	47¢	$151	0x06b6fd…
10-04 17:58:37	Will CD Castellón vs. AD Ceuta FC end in a draw?	Yes	SELL	582	42¢	$244	0xbe4fb5…
10-04 16:29:58	Will CD Castellón vs. AD Ceuta FC end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	582	15¢	$87	0x0844b7…
10-04 16:29:32	Will UD Las Palmas vs. Real Valladolid CF end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	323	31¢	$100	0xc0aaf8…
10-04 16:25:59	Will Egypt win on 2026-10-04?	No	SELL	499	40¢	$200	0x058823…
10-04 15:23:04	Will Egypt win on 2026-10-04?	No	BUY	768	40¢	$307	0x8842df…
10-04 14:59:55	Real Sporting de Gijón vs. Celta Fortuna: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	261	23¢	$60	0x44895c…
10-04 02:41:25	atp alcaraz shapova 2026 10 04 game handicap home 5pt5	Denis Shapovalov	BUY	172	58¢	$100	0x3710f3…
10-04 02:37:16	Spread: Arizona (-7.5)	Cincinnati	BUY	182	55¢	$100	0xfe967e…
10-03 21:00:25	Argentina vs. Burkina Faso: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	370	27¢	$100	0x342192…
10-03 20:59:40	United States vs. Mexico: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	179	56¢	$100	0x6a8891…
10-03 20:28:35	North Macedonia vs. Scotland: O/U 2.5	Under	SELL	82	71¢	$58	0x3b3c7d…
10-03 20:25:43	Exact Score: Côte d'Ivoire 0 - 1 Cameroon?	Yes	SELL	286	36¢	$103	0x93e5a5…
10-03 20:22:07	Exact Score: Côte d'Ivoire 0 - 1 Cameroon?	Yes	BUY	286	35¢	$100	0x48075d…
10-03 20:21:52	Exact Score: Côte d'Ivoire 1 - 1 Cameroon?	Yes	BUY	143	28¢	$40	0x9d7364…
10-03 20:21:37	Exact Score: Côte d'Ivoire 0 - 2 Cameroon?	Yes	BUY	157	13¢	$20	0x6f950f…
10-03 18:53:33	Côte d'Ivoire vs. Cameroon: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	263	36¢	$95	0xe791ac…
10-03 18:23:41	North Macedonia vs. Scotland: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	82	61¢	$50	0x49c74c…
10-03 18:22:50	Switzerland vs. Slovenia: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	98	51¢	$50	0xb0d8b8…
10-03 18:21:54	Spain vs. Czechia: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	250	20¢	$50	0x9922a5…
10-03 16:06:51	Chicago White Sox vs. Cleveland Guardians: O/U 6.5	Under	BUY	213	47¢	$100	0x26d5f0…
10-03 09:42:17	Chicago White Sox vs. Cleveland Guardians: O/U 6.5	Over	BUY	179	56¢	$100	0xf9cd73…
10-03 09:35:39	Albacete Balompié vs. SD Eibar: O/U 9.5 Total Corners	Under	BUY	182	55¢	$100	0x3f7d4f…