Dismal-Sesame — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$14

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

64.2%

Resolved

Trades

231

lifetime

Volume

$375

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-25

last 06-18 20:55

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 9 days

Categories

Crypto

64% 48% +$12

Other

19% 80% +$1

Sports

11% 67% +$1

Politics

6% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

21 active days in 12wk • peak 29 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (4) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	7	$33	42	26	+15	open	—	05-17 13:09
Celtic FC vs. Heart of Midlothian FC: Both Teams to Score	2	$18	12	12	+0	open	—	05-16 14:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	4	$10	7	7	+0	open	—	04-27 22:40
S&P 500 (SPX) Opens Up or Down on May 4?	4	$9	8	8	+0	Down	$-1	05-04 14:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	2	$9	8	8	+1	open	—	04-26 21:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	4	$9	17	7	+10	open	—	04-30 19:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	4	$9	6	6	+0	open	—	04-27 22:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	4	$8	7	7	+0	open	—	05-02 00:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	2	$8	7	7	+0	open	—	04-28 09:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	4	$7	12	9	+3	open	—	04-29 22:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	3	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	04-29 22:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	3	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	04-28 21:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	5	$6	15	7	+8	open	—	05-02 00:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	2	$6	5	5	+0	Down	+$4	05-11 21:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	2	$6	5	5	+0	open	—	04-28 19:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	2	$5	5	5	+0	Down	+$3	05-11 21:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-16 16:19
Will Aalesunds FK vs. Kristiansund BK end in a draw?	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	04-26 17:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	4	$5	23	2	+21	open	—	05-01 17:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	04-27 22:30
Will Trump visit China by May 15?	1	$5	35	0	+35	open	—	05-09 20:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	Down	+$3	05-11 21:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	2	$4	4	4	+0	open	—	05-03 22:34
Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end?	2	$4	11	11	+0	open	—	05-09 15:44
Will VfB Stuttgart vs. SV Werder Bremen end in a draw?	2	$4	3	3	+0	open	—	04-26 15:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	3	$4	11	0	+11	open	—	04-29 19:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	4	$4	22	0	+22	open	—	05-02 14:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	4	$4	12	0	+12	open	—	05-02 01:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	2	$4	3	3	+0	open	—	04-29 11:05
Will West Ham be relegated from the English Premier League after the 2025–26 season?	2	$4	10	10	+0	open	—	05-17 16:55

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-18 20:55:58	btc updown 5m 1781816100	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xf2101e…
06-18 20:54:37	btc updown 5m 1781815800	Down	BUY	100	1¢	$1	0xf4f70d…
05-17 16:58:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:55PM-1:00PM ET	Up	SELL	8	2¢	$0	0xc67d66…
05-17 16:56:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:55PM-1:00PM ET	Up	BUY	8	12¢	$1	0x498062…
05-17 16:55:34	Will West Ham be relegated from the English Premier League after the 2025–26 season?	No	SELL	10	8¢	$1	0x89958d…
05-17 13:09:14	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	Yes	BUY	15	55¢	$9	0xf5ddc1…
05-17 13:08:46	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	No	SELL	9	44¢	$4	0x378cb8…
05-17 12:58:30	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	No	BUY	9	57¢	$5	0x0d9373…
05-16 16:20:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0x584f6f…
05-16 16:19:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	SELL	4	99¢	$4	0xe82322…
05-16 16:16:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0x008e93…
05-16 16:14:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	SELL	14	6¢	$1	0xfd30ce…
05-16 16:11:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0xdc1d19…
05-16 14:33:29	Celtic FC vs. Heart of Midlothian FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	SELL	12	100¢	$12	0x9b9dae…
05-16 11:49:02	Celtic FC vs. Heart of Midlothian FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	12	52¢	$6	0x2151a5…
05-14 15:38:52	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	Yes	SELL	18	40¢	$7	0xdcb15f…
05-14 15:37:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	BUY	6	33¢	$2	0xb94475…
05-14 15:35:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	BUY	200	1¢	$2	0x881f0b…
05-12 23:58:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Down	BUY	8	12¢	$1	0xb850d5…
05-12 22:13:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	15¢	$1	0xb25320…
05-12 22:10:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	36¢	$1	0x9892d4…
05-12 22:08:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	SELL	3	94¢	$3	0x03cb55…
05-12 22:06:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3	34¢	$1	0x45d2b9…
05-11 22:18:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Down	BUY	4	26¢	$1	0x6045c3…
05-11 21:30:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:30PM-5:35PM ET	Up	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0xf4feb2…
05-11 21:28:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	Down	SELL	4	86¢	$4	0xd9d2d1…
05-11 21:26:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	24¢	$1	0xd23103…
05-11 21:24:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xb56938…
05-11 21:21:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0xa4a625…
05-11 21:19:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Down	SELL	5	89¢	$4	0x65f275…
05-11 21:16:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x979f81…
05-11 21:13:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x7dbb01…
05-11 21:12:01	Will West Ham be relegated from the English Premier League after the 2025–26 season?	No	BUY	10	29¢	$3	0x37af63…
05-11 06:59:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Up	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0xa66111…
05-10 22:27:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	Down	BUY	11	9¢	$1	0x2f5777…
05-10 22:23:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Down	SELL	2	92¢	$2	0x3672c5…
05-10 22:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	57¢	$1	0x88a9f1…
05-10 22:10:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	31¢	$1	0x922cf8…
05-10 22:08:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Up	SELL	1	96¢	$1	0x1d1092…
05-10 22:05:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Up	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x2b6d03…
05-10 21:50:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x75db58…
05-10 13:47:53	Celtic FC vs. Rangers FC: O/U 4.5	Under	SELL	2	100¢	$2	0xb046a5…
05-10 11:12:15	Celtic FC vs. Rangers FC: O/U 4.5	Under	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x8febf8…
05-10 07:33:19	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	Yes	BUY	6	38¢	$2	0x0076b8…
05-09 21:47:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0xafb43a…
05-09 21:46:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	3	37¢	$1	0xad1d69…
05-09 21:45:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x6e6725…
05-09 21:44:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	10	2¢	$0	0x32d301…
05-09 21:43:41	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	Yes	BUY	6	38¢	$2	0xfc9580…
05-09 21:02:00	UFC 328: Joaquin Buckley vs. Sean Brady (Welterweight, Main Card)	Joaquin Buckley	SELL	2	60¢	$2	0x064d95…
05-09 20:49:33	Motherwell FC vs. Heart of Midlothian FC: O/U 3.5	Under	SELL	2	93¢	$2	0xa335ed…
05-09 20:45:47	Will Trump visit China by May 15?	No	BUY	35	13¢	$5	0xbe8341…
05-09 19:44:27	Motherwell FC vs. Heart of Midlothian FC: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0xf7bba1…
05-09 15:44:14	Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end?	Yes	SELL	11	3¢	$0	0x23a43e…
05-09 13:31:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0x3e9ef8…
05-09 13:30:43	UFC 328: Alexander Volkov vs. Waldo Cortes-Acosta (Heavyweight, Main Card)	Waldo Cortes-Acosta	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x080a8b…
05-09 13:30:23	UFC 328: Tatsuro Taira vs. Joshua Van (Flyweight, Main Card)	Joshua Van	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0xef11e5…
05-09 13:29:59	UFC 328: Joaquin Buckley vs. Sean Brady (Welterweight, Main Card)	Joaquin Buckley	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0x25ef08…
05-09 13:27:55	Liverpool FC vs. Chelsea FC: O/U 3.5	Under	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x2a3601…
05-09 13:27:42	Middlesbrough FC vs. Southampton FC: O/U 1.5	Under	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x2a3e89…
05-09 13:05:01	English Premier League: Bruno Fernandes breaks assists record?	Yes	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0x699003…
05-09 12:56:33	Middlesbrough FC vs. Southampton FC: O/U 1.5	Under	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0xab9a0e…
05-09 12:51:29	Liverpool FC vs. Chelsea FC: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x60790a…
05-07 21:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:30PM-5:35PM ET	Up	BUY	17	6¢	$1	0xd44e66…
05-07 20:39:28	Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end?	Yes	BUY	11	35¢	$4	0x8801c7…
05-06 21:54:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Down	BUY	17	6¢	$1	0x67e99a…
05-06 21:54:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Up	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0x2ff0dd…
05-06 21:52:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x924b0b…
05-06 12:15:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xc54e0f…
05-05 20:40:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x12ba88…
05-05 18:41:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0xee6b40…
05-05 11:28:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	20	5¢	$1	0x8cbd97…
05-04 20:20:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0xe0222c…
05-04 17:54:36	Chelsea FC vs. Nottingham Forest FC: O/U 4.5	Under	SELL	2	100¢	$2	0xd93933…
05-04 14:35:40	Chelsea FC vs. Nottingham Forest FC: O/U 4.5	Under	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x9a716e…
05-04 14:08:26	S&P 500 (SPX) Opens Up or Down on May 4?	Down	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x1ba1b9…
05-04 12:43:00	S&P 500 (SPX) Opens Up or Down on May 4?	Down	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0xb6722f…
05-04 12:39:36	S&P 500 (SPX) Opens Up or Down on May 4?	Up	SELL	7	37¢	$3	0xca2b21…
05-03 22:45:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x9c19b9…
05-03 22:34:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	SELL	4	98¢	$3	0x57a65d…
05-03 22:31:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	4	28¢	$1	0xb074b3…
05-03 22:17:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	8	13¢	$1	0xa07a0b…
05-03 00:07:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Up	BUY	4	24¢	$1	0x7b4e8b…
05-02 23:56:48	S&P 500 (SPX) Opens Up or Down on May 4?	Up	BUY	7	57¢	$4	0xc9c4c6…
05-02 14:04:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	10	10¢	$1	0x74668b…
05-02 14:03:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0xfdfed1…
05-02 14:02:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0x52eb94…
05-02 14:02:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	3	34¢	$1	0x0ecad4…
05-02 01:14:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0xd40bd7…
05-02 01:14:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x08815b…
05-02 01:14:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0x6d0afd…
05-02 01:11:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x94faf5…
05-02 00:54:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:50PM-8:55PM ET	Down	BUY	50	2¢	$1	0xa0585a…
05-02 00:51:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:50PM-8:55PM ET	Down	BUY	11	9¢	$1	0xcc967a…
05-02 00:24:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Up	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0x843ccb…
05-02 00:24:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0xf31120…
05-02 00:23:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	SELL	6	39¢	$2	0x377465…
05-02 00:23:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	8	12¢	$1	0x83209f…
05-02 00:22:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	18¢	$1	0x461a2c…
05-02 00:20:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Down	SELL	3	99¢	$3	0x5b8e50…