Hilarious-Dagger — Polymarket

Realized P&L (90d)

+$14.9K

Unrealized P&L

+$3

Hit rate

81.4%

Resolved (90d)

1,873

Trades (90d)

5,147

33,342 lifetime

Volume (90d)

$79.0K

$371.3K lifetime

Avg / trade

$11

Open exposure

1 position

First seen

2026-03-06

last 11-09 18:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 245 days

Categories

Other

100% 75% +$48,830

Crypto

0% 70% +$50

Sports

0% 0% $0

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82 active days in 12wk • peak 417 trades/day

Open positions (1) Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Kristiansund BK vs. Vålerenga Fotball: O/U 2.5	Over	—	+0	-$3	66¢	$0	+$3	11-09 18:28

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
fifwc irq nor 2026 06 16 total 3pt5	21	$3.4K	2,132	2,131	+2	Over	+$303	06-16 23:39
fifwc prt hrv 2026 07 02 total 1pt5	12	$2.2K	1,455	1,455	+0	Over	-$31	07-03 00:21
Italy vs. Türkiye: O/U 3.5	3	$2.2K	1,768	1,768	+0	Over	+$1,280	10-05 20:29
fifwc jor arg 2026 06 27 total 2pt5	16	$2.2K	1,604	1,603	+1	Over	-$89	06-28 03:09
Will Club Atlético de Madrid win on 2026-08-23?	11	$2.1K	1,796	1,796	+0	No	+$564	08-23 16:25
FC Internazionale Milano vs. FK Shakhtar Donetsk: O/U 1.5	5	$1.6K	2,857	2,857	+0	Under	+$800	10-21 20:38
fifwc jor arg 2026 06 27 total 3pt5	23	$1.6K	1,723	1,723	+1	Over	-$100	06-28 03:09
ACF Fiorentina vs. SSC Napoli: O/U 2.5	2	$1.4K	1,264	1,264	+0	Under	+$296	09-20 11:45
fifwc fra sen 2026 06 16 total 0pt5	6	$1.4K	806	805	+1	Over	+$234	06-16 20:30
Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-10-21?	11	$1.3K	1,304	1,303	+0	Yes	+$627	10-21 20:37
Belgium vs. Türkiye: O/U 2.5	4	$1.3K	881	881	+0	Over	+$143	10-02 18:57
fifwc tur usa 2026 06 25 total 3pt5	6	$1.2K	924	924	+0	Over	+$74	06-26 02:10
fifwc fra swe 2026 06 30 total 1pt5	6	$1.1K	714	713	+0	Over	-$7	06-30 21:20
fifwc bih qat 2026 06 24 total 3pt5	6	$1.1K	829	829	+0	Over	+$183	06-24 19:42
Germany vs. Curaçao: O/U 5.5	7	$1.1K	688	687	+0	Over	-$41	06-14 18:29
fifwc usa bih 2026 07 01 total 1pt5	6	$1.0K	989	989	+0	Over	-$89	07-02 01:46
fifwc nor eng 2026 07 11 total 3pt5	5	$1.0K	1,007	1,007	+0	Under	-$91	07-11 21:54
fifwc uzb col 2026 06 17 total 1pt5	8	$1.0K	794	794	+0	Over	-$90	06-18 02:40
fifwc fra swe 2026 06 30 total 2pt5	6	$1.0K	881	881	+0	Over	-$106	06-30 21:21
fifwc che can 2026 06 24 total 2pt5	4	$1.0K	627	626	+0	Over	+$250	06-24 20:35
fifwc fra swe 2026 06 30 total 3pt5	11	$983	1,446	1,446	+0	Under	-$145	06-30 21:21
usc psg av 2026 08 12 total 3pt5	12	$959	964	963	+1	Under	+$216	08-12 20:20
ACF Fiorentina vs. SSC Napoli: O/U 4.5	2	$941	4,578	4,578	+0	Under	+$341	09-20 11:45
Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-10-17?	2	$917	744	744	+0	Yes	+$214	10-17 17:30
Will AC Milan win on 2026-09-06?	3	$878	776	776	+0	No	+$614	09-06 20:42
fifwc ury cvi 2026 06 21 total 3pt5	6	$875	718	717	+0	Over	+$86	06-21 22:51
fifwc ury cvi 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	8	$863	617	616	+0	Over	+$74	06-21 22:44
usc psg av 2026 08 12 total 2pt5	13	$845	476	475	+1	Over	+$97	08-12 20:20
fifwc mex rsa 2026 06 11 total 2pt5	10	$835	912	912	+1	Under	+$215	06-11 20:33
fifwc fra eng 2026 07 18 total 3pt5	17	$833	689	688	+1	Over	+$7	07-18 21:12

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-09 18:28:06	Kristiansund BK vs. Vålerenga Fotball: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	14	72¢	$10	0x0bc19a…
11-09 18:28:04	Kristiansund BK vs. Vålerenga Fotball: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	42	72¢	$30	0x8cb823…
11-09 18:27:06	Kristiansund BK vs. Vålerenga Fotball: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	56	67¢	$38	0x5c3d38…
11-08 19:17:04	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. FC Schalke 04: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	261	33¢	$86	0xecfa6f…
11-08 19:16:42	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. FC Schalke 04: FC Schalke 04 O/U 0.5	Over	SELL	18	52¢	$9	0x1791eb…
11-08 19:16:34	Spread: TSG 1899 Hoffenheim (-1.5)	FC Schalke 04	SELL	52	22¢	$11	0xd7de11…
11-08 19:15:57	Spread: TSG 1899 Hoffenheim (-1.5)	FC Schalke 04	BUY	52	23¢	$12	0xf1ad41…
11-08 19:15:57	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. FC Schalke 04: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	261	36¢	$94	0x239e95…
11-08 19:15:57	TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs. FC Schalke 04: FC Schalke 04 O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	18	55¢	$10	0x0f7e17…
11-08 19:13:28	Independiente Santa Fe vs. AD Pasto: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	10	61¢	$6	0x7e2827…
11-08 19:13:28	Independiente Santa Fe vs. AD Pasto: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	0	61¢	$0	0x3733f0…
11-08 19:12:16	Independiente Santa Fe vs. AD Pasto: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0x632fe1…
11-08 17:17:06	Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	121	62¢	$75	0xfd956a…
11-08 17:17:06	Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	1	62¢	$1	0x4d53db…
11-08 17:17:04	Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	529	62¢	$331	0xd851ae…
11-08 17:16:16	Will FC Internazionale Milano win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	BUY	651	54¢	$352	0xc80bc6…
11-08 16:28:21	Will Cray Wanderers FC vs. Stockport County FC end in a draw?	No	BUY	957	1¢	$9	0xb8419e…
11-08 16:28:21	Will Stockport County FC win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	BUY	860	1¢	$9	0xaff669…
11-08 16:19:28	Angers SCO vs. OGC Nice: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	10	31¢	$3	0xf76fc5…
11-08 16:18:54	Angers SCO vs. OGC Nice: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	56	55¢	$31	0x461800…
11-08 16:18:27	Will OGC Nice win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	60	71¢	$43	0x27a4bb…
11-08 16:17:49	Will OGC Nice win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	BUY	61	72¢	$44	0xda1a48…
11-08 16:17:49	Angers SCO vs. OGC Nice: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	144	65¢	$94	0xd2ba9e…
11-08 16:17:49	Angers SCO vs. OGC Nice: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	10	36¢	$4	0x5d3104…
11-08 15:12:00	Debreceni VSC vs. Ujpest FC Budapest: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	14	63¢	$9	0x5d89b6…
11-08 15:11:19	Debreceni VSC vs. Ujpest FC Budapest: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	2	65¢	$1	0x4e62db…
11-08 15:11:18	Debreceni VSC vs. Ujpest FC Budapest: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	4	65¢	$3	0x0df9ea…
11-08 15:10:25	Debreceni VSC vs. Ujpest FC Budapest: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	20	53¢	$11	0x8bdd23…
11-08 15:03:09	Tromsø IL vs. FK Bodø/Glimt: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	43	57¢	$24	0x34ddbb…
11-08 05:58:06	Macarthur FC vs. Brisbane Roar FC: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x1ee129…
11-08 05:57:12	Will Brisbane Roar FC win on 2026-11-07?	Yes	SELL	10	63¢	$6	0xef6309…
11-08 05:56:22	Macarthur FC vs. Brisbane Roar FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	44¢	$2	0xe4f251…
11-08 05:56:22	Will Brisbane Roar FC win on 2026-11-07?	Yes	BUY	10	35¢	$4	0x36ab1b…
11-08 05:49:04	Will Júbilo Iwata win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	0	69¢	$0	0xd2db48…
11-08 05:48:55	Will Júbilo Iwata win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	14	68¢	$10	0xc679f0…
11-08 05:48:19	Will Júbilo Iwata win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	SELL	25	70¢	$18	0x0f8f40…
11-08 05:26:30	Will Júbilo Iwata win on 2026-11-08?	Yes	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0xc8d776…
11-08 00:13:24	Austin FC vs. Portland Timbers: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	5	70¢	$4	0x577a22…
11-08 00:12:25	Austin FC vs. Portland Timbers: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0xe31ce5…
11-07 20:45:40	Sporting CP vs. Moreirense FC: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	85	35¢	$30	0xad206c…
11-07 20:43:57	Sporting CP vs. Moreirense FC: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	85	44¢	$37	0x503ba6…
11-07 16:07:45	Boreham Wood FC vs. Wigan Athletic FC: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	72	21¢	$15	0x943238…
11-07 16:06:54	Boreham Wood FC vs. Wigan Athletic FC: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	71	49¢	$35	0xf83544…
11-07 16:06:25	Spread: Wigan Athletic FC (-1.5)	Boreham Wood FC	SELL	12	42¢	$5	0xe80b61…
11-07 16:05:48	Boreham Wood FC vs. Wigan Athletic FC: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	71	53¢	$38	0x64446e…
11-07 16:05:48	Spread: Wigan Athletic FC (-1.5)	Boreham Wood FC	BUY	12	46¢	$6	0x2f6f1c…
11-07 16:05:48	Boreham Wood FC vs. Wigan Athletic FC: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	72	26¢	$19	0x0b1a30…
11-07 15:29:27	Will NK Slaven Belupo win on 2026-11-07?	Yes	SELL	4	65¢	$3	0xd37daa…
11-07 15:29:06	Will NK Slaven Belupo win on 2026-11-07?	Yes	SELL	26	65¢	$17	0xb8ec04…
11-07 14:46:10	Will NK Slaven Belupo win on 2026-11-07?	Yes	BUY	30	65¢	$20	0x83c1fb…
11-07 12:14:01	DSC Arminia Bielefeld leading at halftime?	Yes	SELL	34	71¢	$24	0x18095c…
11-07 12:13:12	DSC Arminia Bielefeld leading at halftime?	Yes	BUY	34	29¢	$10	0xcd1093…
11-07 07:48:19	Kashiwa Reysol vs. Kawasaki Frontale: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	10	77¢	$8	0x8aff87…
11-07 07:47:21	Kashiwa Reysol vs. Kawasaki Frontale: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	10	60¢	$6	0x982679…
11-07 06:43:46	Sagan Tosu vs. Kataller Toyama: Sagan Tosu O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	22	39¢	$9	0x3763ab…
11-07 03:42:18	Will Utah Royals FC win on 2026-11-06?	Yes	SELL	118	39¢	$46	0xe84738…
11-07 03:40:22	San Diego Wave FC vs. Utah Royals FC: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	206	45¢	$94	0x682a16…
11-07 03:40:22	Will Utah Royals FC win on 2026-11-06?	Yes	BUY	118	37¢	$44	0x2c9087…
11-07 01:12:27	Club Necaxa vs. Club Tijuana: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	6	30¢	$2	0x3a379a…
11-06 01:02:15	Will Cruzeiro EC win on 2026-11-05?	No	SELL	30	72¢	$22	0xd31e26…
11-06 01:01:33	Will Cruzeiro EC win on 2026-11-05?	No	BUY	30	58¢	$17	0x4db0bd…
11-05 20:19:39	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	13	17¢	$2	0x6ce4e1…
11-05 20:19:04	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	244	4¢	$10	0x44761a…
11-05 20:19:04	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	20	4¢	$1	0x10d602…
11-05 20:18:30	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	85	20¢	$17	0xbb52d1…
11-05 20:18:07	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	SELL	10	56¢	$6	0x577e2d…
11-05 20:18:01	Spread: SC União Torreense (-1.5)	SC União Torreense	SELL	12	46¢	$6	0x3f8006…
11-05 20:18:01	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	84	42¢	$35	0x2da797…
11-05 20:17:25	Spread: SC União Torreense (-1.5)	SC União Torreense	BUY	12	48¢	$6	0xdf365a…
11-05 20:17:25	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	10	59¢	$6	0xa51221…
11-05 20:17:25	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	13	23¢	$3	0x6e1a37…
11-05 20:17:25	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	85	44¢	$37	0x558a32…
11-05 20:17:25	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	85	22¢	$19	0x0add58…
11-05 20:17:24	SC União Torreense vs. Ararat-Armenia FA: 1st Half O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	263	8¢	$20	0x4f521c…
11-05 18:56:46	Will Ferencvárosi TC win on 2026-11-05?	Yes	SELL	13	43¢	$6	0xc83e4b…
11-05 18:55:51	Will Ferencvárosi TC win on 2026-11-05?	Yes	BUY	13	21¢	$3	0x186e16…
11-04 17:32:33	Will SK Artis Brno win on 2026-10-17?	Yes	SELL	32	36¢	$12	0x6b0766…
11-04 17:10:51	Will SK Artis Brno win on 2026-10-17?	Yes	BUY	32	61¢	$20	0x7f2e69…
11-02 20:26:30	Atalanta BC vs. Parma Calcio 1913: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	10	62¢	$6	0x3dd5e3…
11-02 20:25:57	Atalanta BC vs. Parma Calcio 1913: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	10	40¢	$4	0x958bcd…
11-02 16:31:45	Al Wasl FC vs. Al Quwa Al Jawiya: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	20	78¢	$16	0x3dfc89…
11-02 16:06:24	Al Wasl FC vs. Al Quwa Al Jawiya: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	20	49¢	$10	0xff805b…
11-02 14:00:13	Pakhtakor vs. Al Nassr Club: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	SELL	17	52¢	$9	0x052fea…
11-02 13:54:07	Pakhtakor vs. Al Nassr Club: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	17	35¢	$6	0x03e982…
11-02 01:40:03	New Mexico United vs. Phoenix Rising FC: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	5	73¢	$4	0x06af23…
11-02 01:39:04	New Mexico United vs. Phoenix Rising FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x8c918c…
11-01 22:25:31	Nashville SC vs. New York Red Bulls: O/U 4.5	Over	SELL	5	61¢	$3	0x1945b6…
11-01 22:24:43	Nashville SC vs. New York Red Bulls: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x16a556…
11-01 19:05:15	Elche CF vs. Valencia CF: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	113	14¢	$16	0xe41a38…
11-01 19:04:43	Elche CF vs. Valencia CF: O/U 1.5	Over	SELL	34	49¢	$17	0xb30c19…
11-01 19:02:51	Elche CF vs. Valencia CF: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	114	17¢	$20	0xfb663a…
11-01 19:02:49	Elche CF vs. Valencia CF: O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	34	58¢	$20	0x4d476c…
11-01 11:14:24	Will SK Super Nova win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	SELL	80	12¢	$10	0xfbe5e9…
11-01 11:08:07	Will SK Super Nova win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	80	19¢	$15	0xcced8e…
10-31 23:07:01	Will CD San Antonio Bulo Bulo win on 2026-10-31?	No	BUY	40	22¢	$9	0x0e2d7c…
10-31 19:57:16	Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas: O/U 3.5	Over	SELL	60	50¢	$30	0x64465e…
10-31 19:57:03	Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	1	77¢	$1	0xf0abe9…
10-31 19:57:03	Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	36	77¢	$27	0xb254d7…
10-31 19:57:03	Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	29	77¢	$22	0x5bae07…
10-31 19:56:10	Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	66	57¢	$38	0xcf8b3b…