Well-Documented-Embarrassment — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$17

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

55.6%

Resolved

Trades

684

lifetime

Volume

$4.32K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-09

last 06-04 10:42

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Other

60% 48% $-55

Crypto

22% — —

Sports

18% 100% +$38

Politics

0% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

29 active days in 12wk • peak 130 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (9) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will Bayern Munich win the 2025–26 Champions League?	7	$381	474	322	+152	No	+$38	04-20 10:31
Will PSG win the 2025–26 Champions League?	8	$332	511	511	+0	open	—	04-15 04:41
Will Apple (AAPL) hit (LOW) $264 in May?	15	$281	311	311	+0	open	—	05-06 04:29
Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (LOW) $264 Week of May 4 2026?	17	$204	160	159	+0	No	$-5	05-05 13:28
Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	10	$147	153	153	+0	open	—	05-06 04:29
Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (LOW) $390 in May?	3	$119	183	183	+0	open	—	05-06 04:29
Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (LOW) $4.00 in May?	8	$115	83	83	+0	open	—	05-05 09:18
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $150 Week of May 4 2026?	9	$110	87	168	-81	No	$-62	05-05 13:21
Will Netflix, Inc. (NFLX) hit (HIGH) $95 in May?	9	$105	119	119	+0	open	—	05-06 04:29
Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (HIGH) $220 in May?	9	$86	72	72	+0	open	—	05-11 06:39
Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.50 Week of May 4 2026?	11	$85	33	63	-30	No	$-6	05-05 13:28
Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (LOW) $2.00 in May?	2	$84	44	44	+0	open	—	05-05 08:51
NVIDIA (NVDA) Up or Down on May 4?	4	$75	87	53	+34	Up	+$2	05-04 22:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	5	$69	57	57	+0	open	—	05-27 10:49
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $156 in May?	6	$60	66	66	+0	open	—	05-05 09:47
Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (HIGH) $450 Week of April 27 2026?	2	$59	40	40	+0	open	—	04-30 17:32
Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.00 in May?	2	$58	56	56	+0	open	—	05-06 00:43
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $150 in May?	6	$55	93	93	+0	open	—	05-06 04:29
Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (LOW) $244 Week of April 27 2026?	2	$55	38	38	+0	open	—	05-01 14:13
Will Apple (AAPL) hit (HIGH) $284 Week of May 4 2026?	5	$52	44	35	+9	Yes	$-7	05-05 09:04
Will Google (GOOGL) finish week of April 27 above $335?	2	$50	278	278	+0	open	—	04-30 17:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	3	$49	34	34	+0	open	—	06-03 10:03
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	3	$48	34	34	+0	open	—	05-26 09:51
btc updown 5m 1780569300	5	$46	44	44	+0	open	—	06-04 10:38
eth updown 4h 1776916800	22	$42	2,149	0	+2,149	open	—	04-23 07:59
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (LOW) $132 in May?	3	$40	34	34	+0	Yes	+$5	05-05 14:39
Will Amazon reach $296 in April?	2	$40	414	414	+0	open	—	04-30 09:54
Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $170 in May?	4	$38	33	33	+0	open	—	05-06 04:33
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $162 Week of May 4 2026?	2	$36	24	23	+1	No	+$10	05-05 14:30
Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $153 Week of May 4 2026?	4	$32	24	24	+0	No	+$6	05-05 13:51

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-04 10:42:58	btc updown 5m 1780569600	Up	SELL	51	3¢	$2	0x5b9d5d…
06-04 10:42:28	btc updown 5m 1780569600	Up	BUY	38	13¢	$5	0xdc050b…
06-04 10:41:34	btc updown 5m 1780569600	Up	BUY	12	41¢	$5	0x7db6c5…
06-04 10:38:04	btc updown 5m 1780569300	Down	SELL	23	55¢	$13	0x5f427e…
06-04 10:37:46	btc updown 5m 1780569300	Down	BUY	15	33¢	$5	0x9f7b24…
06-04 10:36:48	btc updown 5m 1780569300	Down	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0x9521ef…
06-04 10:36:30	btc updown 5m 1780569300	Down	SELL	21	65¢	$14	0x584c1b…
06-04 10:35:16	btc updown 5m 1780569300	Down	BUY	21	47¢	$10	0xa03d75…
06-03 10:03:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	SELL	34	86¢	$29	0x74c5a1…
06-03 10:00:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	19	54¢	$10	0x084b60…
06-03 10:00:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	16	64¢	$10	0xf97bb4…
05-28 11:10:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	SELL	10	56¢	$6	0x18c2dd…
05-28 11:10:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x619165…
05-28 11:05:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	BUY	27	37¢	$10	0x743a09…
05-28 11:02:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Down	SELL	12	22¢	$3	0xf88908…
05-28 11:02:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x07d154…
05-28 11:00:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	SELL	9	48¢	$5	0x080718…
05-28 11:00:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	BUY	9	53¢	$5	0x0a16fc…
05-28 10:56:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	SELL	20	74¢	$15	0x9c8fde…
05-28 10:55:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	20	49¢	$10	0x24743f…
05-28 10:51:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	167	3¢	$5	0x64ea5f…
05-28 10:47:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	SELL	35	20¢	$7	0x8610dd…
05-28 10:46:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	26	19¢	$5	0x78b58c…
05-28 10:45:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	9	55¢	$5	0x8d783e…
05-27 10:49:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	SELL	16	89¢	$14	0xc14d6b…
05-27 10:49:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	16	64¢	$10	0x18ae1c…
05-27 10:48:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	SELL	41	61¢	$25	0x0a653a…
05-27 10:46:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	25	40¢	$10	0xee7b51…
05-27 10:45:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	16	62¢	$10	0x829a59…
05-27 10:43:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	26	19¢	$5	0xec296a…
05-27 10:42:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x15d873…
05-26 09:56:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Down	SELL	11	51¢	$6	0xbcb9ef…
05-26 09:55:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Down	BUY	11	44¢	$5	0x02af47…
05-26 09:51:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	SELL	34	80¢	$28	0xc6f7fe…
05-26 09:50:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	16	63¢	$10	0x08b9e2…
05-26 09:50:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	19	54¢	$10	0x4d8edb…
05-26 09:48:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	45	22¢	$10	0x9f927d…
05-26 09:45:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	38	52¢	$20	0x9deb85…
05-26 09:43:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	16	31¢	$5	0x103ce1…
05-26 09:16:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	SELL	41	31¢	$13	0x08782c…
05-26 09:16:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	16	32¢	$5	0xed9448…
05-26 09:15:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	14	36¢	$5	0x522c08…
05-26 09:15:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	11	45¢	$5	0x98fd94…
05-26 09:12:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	SELL	63	19¢	$12	0x52a539…
05-26 09:11:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	43	23¢	$10	0x550b39…
05-26 09:10:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x2fae9a…
05-24 18:55:19	Detroit Tigers vs. Baltimore Orioles	Detroit Tigers	BUY	8	62¢	$5	0x899a67…
05-22 14:16:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Up	BUY	12	42¢	$5	0xd30d68…
05-22 14:15:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Up	BUY	14	69¢	$10	0x9c734d…
05-22 09:40:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	SELL	11	60¢	$6	0xcb6ddb…
05-22 09:40:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	11	47¢	$5	0xb80d34…
05-22 09:32:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	SELL	68	18¢	$12	0x0fcf75…
05-22 09:31:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	68	15¢	$10	0x89daa6…
05-18 12:45:39	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $115 in May?	Yes	SELL	18	1¢	$0	0x12777b…
05-18 12:45:34	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $110 in May?	Yes	SELL	19	2¢	$0	0xf79869…
05-18 12:45:25	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $55 in May?	Yes	SELL	7	7¢	$0	0x8b376d…
05-18 12:45:20	Will Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL) hit (HIGH) $410 in May?	No	SELL	2	40¢	$1	0xad46ce…
05-18 12:44:57	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $165 in May?	No	SELL	0	72¢	$0	0x97b883…
05-11 06:39:44	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (HIGH) $220 in May?	Yes	SELL	35	58¢	$21	0xc34647…
05-11 01:37:46	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (HIGH) $220 in May?	Yes	SELL	2	58¢	$1	0x2733e3…
05-07 16:09:28	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (HIGH) $210 in May?	No	SELL	29	40¢	$12	0x4f5bb0…
05-06 14:07:04	Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (HIGH) $280 in May?	No	SELL	19	29¢	$6	0x2f2dbc…
05-06 13:36:14	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $50 in May?	Yes	SELL	101	3¢	$3	0x738989…
05-06 09:49:12	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (LOW) $405 Week of May 4 2026?	Yes	SELL	10	48¢	$5	0xfc98ab…
05-06 09:15:16	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $80 Week of May 4 2026?	Yes	SELL	19	48¢	$9	0x3e0048…
05-06 06:44:06	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (LOW) $129 Week of May 4 2026?	No	BUY	15	50¢	$8	0xdd46a2…
05-06 04:44:26	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.00 Week of May 4 2026?	No	SELL	9	68¢	$6	0x2471f9…
05-06 04:35:00	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.25 Week of May 4 2026?	No	SELL	11	76¢	$8	0xdcba45…
05-06 04:33:56	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $170 in May?	No	SELL	1	53¢	$1	0xea2040…
05-06 04:30:20	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (HIGH) $435 in May?	No	SELL	2	65¢	$1	0x6e47a6…
05-06 04:30:16	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $175 in May?	No	SELL	5	43¢	$2	0x245cc5…
05-06 04:30:10	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (LOW) $114 in May?	No	SELL	5	72¢	$4	0xd24e46…
05-06 04:30:06	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $174 in May?	No	SELL	9	87¢	$8	0xf83f06…
05-06 04:29:56	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (LOW) $126 in May?	No	SELL	10	43¢	$4	0xd94241…
05-06 04:29:48	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $150 in May?	No	SELL	13	58¢	$8	0x21b70a…
05-06 04:29:46	Will Netflix, Inc. (NFLX) hit (HIGH) $95 in May?	No	SELL	13	68¢	$9	0xbf4f4e…
05-06 04:29:42	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $165 in May?	No	SELL	16	58¢	$9	0x398d85…
05-06 04:29:38	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $85 in May?	No	SELL	18	48¢	$9	0xb9c32d…
05-06 04:29:34	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (HIGH) $225 in May?	Yes	SELL	20	42¢	$8	0x6f89c7…
05-06 04:29:28	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (LOW) $390 in May?	Yes	SELL	21	42¢	$9	0x3df189…
05-06 04:29:24	Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (HIGH) $280 in May?	No	SELL	6	29¢	$2	0x12aa0d…
05-06 04:29:20	Will Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) hit (HIGH) $405 in May?	No	SELL	27	36¢	$10	0x56ed33…
05-06 04:29:14	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $170 in May?	No	SELL	32	53¢	$17	0xccb07e…
05-06 04:29:10	Will Apple (AAPL) hit (LOW) $264 in May?	Yes	SELL	37	25¢	$9	0x85ba17…
05-06 04:29:04	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	No	SELL	39	48¢	$19	0xdb102b…
05-06 00:43:36	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.00 in May?	No	SELL	56	50¢	$28	0xd63f93…
05-05 14:54:08	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (HIGH) $6.00 in May?	No	BUY	56	53¢	$30	0xf52026…
05-05 14:39:42	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (LOW) $132 in May?	Yes	SELL	24	73¢	$18	0xa4d444…
05-05 14:30:48	Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (HIGH) $280 in May?	No	BUY	7	20¢	$1	0x229fd4…
05-05 14:30:10	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $110 in May?	Yes	BUY	19	8¢	$1	0xdbee4b…
05-05 14:30:08	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $115 in May?	Yes	BUY	18	7¢	$1	0xe22c75…
05-05 14:30:08	Will Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) hit (HIGH) $162 Week of May 4 2026?	No	SELL	23	96¢	$22	0x546c65…
05-05 14:30:02	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (LOW) $405 Week of May 4 2026?	Yes	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0xb3d421…
05-05 14:30:00	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $85 in May?	No	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xdddc67…
05-05 14:14:10	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $85 in May?	No	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xe73ab5…
05-05 14:04:26	Will Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) hit (LOW) $405 Week of May 4 2026?	Yes	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0x34fe51…
05-05 13:51:46	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (HIGH) $85 in May?	No	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x649264…
05-05 13:51:42	Will Coinbase Global, Inc. (COIN) hit (LOW) $185 in May?	No	SELL	39	36¢	$14	0xf622b7…
05-05 13:51:36	Will Apple (AAPL) hit (LOW) $264 in May?	Yes	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x261f08…
05-05 13:51:32	Will Apple (AAPL) hit (LOW) $264 in May?	Yes	BUY	22	35¢	$8	0xa3d0c1…