Helpless-Cuisine — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$2.73K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

0.0%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$45.3K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$742

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-04

last 06-16 23:43

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Politics

58% — —

Other

42% 0% $-2,725

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

3 active days in 12wk • peak 17 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	17	$9.2K	15,278	8,065	+7,212	Under	$-2,633	05-05 20:06
fifwc irq nor 2026 06 16 spread away 1pt5	3	$6.8K	4,711	4,711	+0	open	—	06-16 23:43
iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	7	$6.2K	15,632	5,319	+10,313	open	—	03-10 05:13
will another country strike iran by march 31 833	4	$5.3K	5,190	5,190	+0	open	—	03-14 23:12
iran x israelus conflict ends by march 31	3	$3.9K	8,718	8,718	+0	open	—	03-23 20:22
Will Iran close the Strait of Hormuz by March 31?	3	$2.4K	55,848	0	+55,848	open	—	03-12 18:58
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	1	$2.0K	5,556	0	+5,556	open	—	03-23 20:28
trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	11	$1.7K	2,760	2,760	+0	open	—	03-23 20:22
us x iran ceasefire by april 30	1	$1.7K	3,469	0	+3,469	open	—	03-23 20:34
Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by May 15?	2	$1.6K	1,295	1,295	+0	open	—	03-10 06:57
will another country strike iran by march 7 528	2	$1.3K	1,667	367	+1,300	open	—	03-07 01:39
will crude oil cl hit low 80 by end of march 459 543 676 456 138 869 867 397	1	$1.0K	5,153	0	+5,153	open	—	03-23 20:51
trump announces end of military operations against iran by april 15th 962 364 677	1	$1000	2,083	0	+2,083	open	—	03-23 20:26
us x iran ceasefire by march 31	1	$400	2,353	0	+2,353	open	—	03-23 20:34
trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 15th	1	$300	2,500	0	+2,500	open	—	03-10 06:57
iran x israelus conflict ends by march 7	2	$220	10,010	0	+10,010	open	—	03-04 09:33
1. FC Kaiserslautern vs. DSC Arminia Bielefeld: O/U 2.5	1	$92	265	0	+265	Under	$-92	05-08 18:16

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-16 23:43:16	fifwc irq nor 2026 06 16 spread away 1pt5	Norway	SELL	4,203	86¢	$3,615	0x099fff…
06-16 23:41:58	fifwc irq nor 2026 06 16 spread away 1pt5	Norway	SELL	508	85¢	$430	0xea029a…
06-16 21:25:43	fifwc irq nor 2026 06 16 spread away 1pt5	Norway	BUY	4,711	59¢	$2,780	0x768805…
05-08 18:16:12	1. FC Kaiserslautern vs. DSC Arminia Bielefeld: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	265	35¢	$92	0x55e821…
05-05 20:06:46	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	476	42¢	$200	0xf409d2…
05-05 20:06:16	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	1,163	43¢	$500	0x6eae63…
05-05 20:06:04	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	1,628	43¢	$700	0x515778…
05-05 20:05:50	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	1,628	43¢	$700	0x363d89…
05-05 20:05:28	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	853	43¢	$367	0x93028a…
05-05 20:05:00	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	1,464	43¢	$630	0x086b32…
05-05 19:47:18	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	1,701	42¢	$716	0x665563…
05-05 19:46:44	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	1,713	43¢	$737	0x935164…
05-05 19:46:36	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	12	43¢	$5	0x6d8656…
05-05 19:45:52	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	100	39¢	$39	0x2b2aed…
05-05 19:45:46	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	4,438	39¢	$1,729	0x56154e…
05-05 19:45:32	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	9	38¢	$3	0xac2477…
05-05 19:45:30	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	91	38¢	$35	0xeea164…
05-05 19:20:36	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2,000	35¢	$700	0x3e6071…
05-05 19:20:18	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2,938	34¢	$1,000	0xe3b4d0…
05-05 19:20:14	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	882	34¢	$300	0x2b9a9b…
05-05 19:20:08	Arsenal FC vs. Club Atlético de Madrid: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2,245	36¢	$800	0x7ab4e1…
03-23 20:51:21	will crude oil cl hit low 80 by end of march 459 543 676 456 138 869 867 397	Yes	BUY	5,153	20¢	$1,033	0x1c3e3b…
03-23 20:34:55	us x iran ceasefire by march 31	Yes	BUY	2,353	17¢	$400	0x1a8f91…
03-23 20:34:37	us x iran ceasefire by april 30	Yes	BUY	3,469	49¢	$1,700	0x6280e4…
03-23 20:28:13	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	Yes	BUY	5,556	36¢	$2,000	0x5e2c9d…
03-23 20:26:05	trump announces end of military operations against iran by april 15th 962 364 677	Yes	BUY	2,083	48¢	$1,000	0x681f80…
03-23 20:22:11	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	SELL	2,760	18¢	$497	0xa1bf85…
03-23 20:22:07	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 31	Yes	SELL	8,718	12¢	$1,039	0x87624d…
03-14 23:12:25	will another country strike iran by march 31 833	No	SELL	5,086	74¢	$3,752	0x5eaca4…
03-12 18:58:39	Will Iran close the Strait of Hormuz by March 31?	No	BUY	38,925	0¢	$78	0x825327…
03-12 18:57:53	will another country strike iran by march 31 833	No	SELL	104	75¢	$78	0xaa458c…
03-10 06:57:39	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	1,175	44¢	$517	0xb5ec9a…
03-10 06:57:29	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 15th	Yes	BUY	2,500	12¢	$300	0x8a754f…
03-10 06:57:07	Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by May 15?	Yes	SELL	1,295	63¢	$816	0xe6dee0…
03-10 05:17:17	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	1,189	44¢	$523	0x1882a2…
03-10 05:15:23	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	88	43¢	$38	0xfa7e35…
03-10 05:14:01	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 31	Yes	BUY	2,834	31¢	$878	0x75c42f…
03-10 05:13:33	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	Yes	SELL	3,020	9¢	$272	0xba7660…
03-10 05:09:39	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0x3b76f5…
03-10 05:08:39	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0xa98724…
03-10 04:47:17	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	4	43¢	$2	0x5d6574…
03-10 04:11:29	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	41	43¢	$18	0x80572b…
03-10 04:01:09	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	50	43¢	$21	0x64a08d…
03-10 03:32:03	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	10	43¢	$4	0xd6eef8…
03-10 03:21:49	trump announces end of military operations against iran by march 31st	Yes	BUY	200	43¢	$86	0xae4d14…
03-07 01:40:03	Will Iran close the Strait of Hormuz by March 31?	No	BUY	9,669	4¢	$338	0x9e6866…
03-07 01:39:43	will another country strike iran by march 7 528	No	SELL	367	92¢	$337	0xa49cbe…
03-04 10:00:05	Will Iran close the Strait of Hormuz by March 31?	No	BUY	7,254	28¢	$2,031	0x9bc76d…
03-04 09:38:21	Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by May 15?	Yes	BUY	1,295	60¢	$781	0x5867b7…
03-04 09:37:47	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 31	Yes	BUY	5,884	34¢	$2,000	0x26efe6…
03-04 09:37:41	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	Yes	BUY	13,333	15¢	$2,000	0x46654f…
03-04 09:34:43	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	No	SELL	2,274	85¢	$1,933	0xf32d93…
03-04 09:33:39	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 7	Yes	BUY	10,000	2¢	$220	0x8574c6…
03-04 09:33:19	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	No	SELL	1	86¢	$1	0x5d6fc5…
03-04 09:31:55	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	No	SELL	24	86¢	$21	0xaaca6d…
03-04 09:27:57	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 7	Yes	BUY	10	2¢	$0	0xeeb764…
03-04 09:01:01	will another country strike iran by march 31 833	No	BUY	1,724	29¢	$500	0xb92a07…
03-04 09:00:47	will another country strike iran by march 7 528	No	BUY	1,667	60¢	$1,000	0x677272…
03-04 09:00:39	will another country strike iran by march 31 833	No	BUY	3,466	29¢	$1,000	0x2a17f2…
03-04 08:51:07	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	No	BUY	1,149	87¢	$1,000	0x02c24f…
03-04 08:47:05	iran x israelus conflict ends by march 15	No	BUY	1,149	87¢	$1,000	0x38ffbd…