Miserable-Magazine — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$0

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$10.7K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$268

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-14

last 06-04 11:01

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 6 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 100% +$0

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

30 active days in 12wk • peak 4 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (6) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,600 on April 27?	1	$1.1K	1,072	+1,072	open	—	04-26 22:19
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on April 25?	2	$1.1K	1,066	+1,066	open	—	04-24 20:36
bitcoin above 72k on april 24	1	$1.1K	1,064	+1,064	open	—	04-23 22:05
bitcoin above 82k on april 22	2	$1.0K	1,051	+1,051	open	—	04-22 06:01
ethereum above 2600 on april 23	2	$1.0K	1,056	+1,056	open	—	04-22 22:55
bitcoin above 72k on april 21	1	$1.0K	1,043	+1,043	open	—	04-20 22:06
bitcoin above 80k on april 19	2	$1.0K	1,035	+1,035	open	—	04-18 22:50
bitcoin above 80k on april 20	2	$1.0K	1,041	+1,041	open	—	04-19 21:24
bitcoin above 82k on april 18	1	$1.0K	1,035	+1,035	open	—	04-17 16:23
ethereum above 2500 on april 15	2	$991	1,002	+1,002	open	—	04-14 20:45
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 13?	1	$15	15	+15	No	+$0	05-13 04:57
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 6?	1	$15	15	+15	No	+$0	05-05 22:39
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 8?	1	$15	15	+15	No	+$0	05-07 20:09
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 5?	1	$15	15	+15	No	+$0	05-04 20:08
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $76,000 on May 7?	1	$15	15	+15	Yes	+$0	05-06 20:06
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 1?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	04-30 22:24
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on April 28?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	04-28 05:50
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 17?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	05-17 12:23
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 18?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	05-18 02:33
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,600 on April 29?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	04-28 20:08
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 4?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	05-04 06:38
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $88,000 on May 15?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	05-14 19:51
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 26?	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	05-26 03:25
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 9?	1	$14	14	+14	No	+$0	05-09 11:39
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 19?	1	$14	14	+14	open	—	05-19 09:23
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 2?	1	$14	14	+14	open	—	05-02 01:35
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 14?	1	$14	14	+14	open	—	05-13 19:29
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 25?	1	$13	13	+13	open	—	05-25 06:23
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 24?	1	$13	13	+13	open	—	05-24 11:54
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 20?	1	$13	13	+13	open	—	05-20 05:53

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-04 11:01:13	bitcoin above 56k on june 4 2026	Yes	BUY	12	99¢	$12	0x0e9dc0…
06-01 08:29:14	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $76,000 on June 1?	No	BUY	12	100¢	$12	0x628ce3…
05-27 06:45:40	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 27?	No	BUY	12	100¢	$12	0x0188ef…
05-26 03:25:35	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 26?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x620853…
05-25 06:23:48	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 25?	No	BUY	13	99¢	$13	0x5f94d9…
05-24 11:54:48	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 24?	No	BUY	13	100¢	$13	0x5b5473…
05-21 05:27:16	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 21?	No	BUY	12	100¢	$12	0xed1008…
05-20 05:53:51	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 20?	No	BUY	13	100¢	$13	0x958f32…
05-19 09:23:45	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 19?	No	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xccede2…
05-18 02:33:53	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 18?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xda79c4…
05-17 12:23:11	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 17?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x5f409f…
05-14 19:51:29	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $88,000 on May 15?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x369e79…
05-13 19:29:12	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 14?	No	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xda80d3…
05-13 04:57:21	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 13?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xe5acb2…
05-09 11:39:46	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 9?	No	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0xe61f2a…
05-07 20:09:01	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 8?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x822c3d…
05-06 20:06:51	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $76,000 on May 7?	Yes	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xa4b33f…
05-05 22:39:56	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 6?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x255361…
05-04 20:08:00	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 5?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0xd9ad0a…
05-04 06:38:14	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $84,000 on May 4?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x879e57…
05-02 01:35:34	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 2?	Yes	BUY	14	100¢	$14	0x0f85d7…
04-30 22:24:40	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 1?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x971b4d…
04-28 20:08:48	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,600 on April 29?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x546116…
04-28 05:50:36	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on April 28?	No	BUY	15	100¢	$15	0x41236a…
04-26 22:19:24	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,600 on April 27?	No	BUY	1,072	100¢	$1,068	0xac347c…
04-24 20:36:06	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on April 25?	Yes	BUY	766	100¢	$764	0xe5563f…
04-24 20:35:58	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on April 25?	Yes	BUY	300	100¢	$299	0xdff603…
04-23 22:05:00	bitcoin above 72k on april 24	Yes	BUY	1,064	100¢	$1,062	0x48c22f…
04-22 22:55:42	ethereum above 2600 on april 23	No	BUY	667	99¢	$660	0xcae41c…
04-22 22:55:30	ethereum above 2600 on april 23	No	BUY	389	99¢	$385	0x76441a…
04-22 06:01:40	bitcoin above 82k on april 22	No	BUY	803	100¢	$801	0xa2ae30…
04-22 06:01:14	bitcoin above 82k on april 22	No	BUY	248	100¢	$247	0x123e8b…
04-20 22:06:20	bitcoin above 72k on april 21	Yes	BUY	1,043	99¢	$1,036	0xd15b08…
04-19 21:24:10	bitcoin above 80k on april 20	No	BUY	239	99¢	$237	0x714881…
04-19 21:24:00	bitcoin above 80k on april 20	No	BUY	802	99¢	$796	0xc00c33…
04-18 22:50:50	bitcoin above 80k on april 19	No	BUY	155	100¢	$155	0x601b46…
04-18 22:46:34	bitcoin above 80k on april 19	No	BUY	880	100¢	$878	0x156bb3…
04-17 16:23:14	bitcoin above 82k on april 18	No	BUY	1,035	97¢	$1,009	0x4807b7…
04-14 20:45:18	ethereum above 2500 on april 15	No	BUY	702	99¢	$694	0xbb9295…
04-14 20:44:54	ethereum above 2500 on april 15	No	BUY	300	99¢	$296	0x62eb68…