Hilarious-Ambulance — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1.05K

Unrealized P&L

+$1

Hit rate

77.4%

Resolved

14,218

Trades

60,532

lifetime

Volume

$500.2K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

$19

3 positions

First seen

2026-03-26

last 11-05 09:38

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 221 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 84% -$735

Other

4% 53% -$369

Sports

1% 50% +$30

Politics

0% 55% +$31

Pop-Culture

0% 20% -$4

Tech

0% 50% -$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

82 active days in 12wk • peak 4816 trades/day

Open positions (3) Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Israel Election: Arab party disqualified?	No	+10	$10	99¢	$10	+$0	11-01 15:19
Next Astra Model (6.1+) released by November 15, 2026?	Yes	+5	$4	94¢	$5	+$1	11-01 17:51
Will "End of Beginning – Djo" be the top song for 2026?	Yes	+5	$4	83¢	$4	$0	11-04 08:58

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	684	$3.7K	7,731	0	+7,731	Up	+$3,969	10-09 08:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	417	$3.0K	4,970	0	+4,970	Down	-$636	10-11 08:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET	357	$2.2K	2,625	0	+2,625	Up	+$428	10-09 21:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	241	$2.2K	4,515	0	+4,515	Down	-$1,765	10-10 21:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 10:00AM-10:15AM ET	335	$1.9K	2,534	0	+2,534	Up	+$22	10-11 14:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	247	$1.8K	2,703	0	+2,703	Up	-$292	10-10 11:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	255	$1.5K	1,806	0	+1,806	Up	+$259	10-09 08:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	202	$1.5K	1,680	0	+1,680	Down	-$646	10-10 09:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	174	$1.5K	2,162	0	+2,162	Up	+$686	10-09 08:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	221	$1.5K	1,707	0	+1,707	Down	+$245	10-10 10:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	178	$1.2K	1,433	0	+1,433	Up	-$392	10-09 22:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	148	$1.1K	2,171	0	+2,171	Up	-$168	10-11 10:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - August 13, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	16	$1.1K	676	574	+102	Up	-$43	08-13 20:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	114	$1.1K	1,968	0	+1,968	Down	-$229	10-10 22:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	198	$1.0K	2,399	0	+2,399	Up	-$974	10-08 22:44
XRP Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Solana Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	2	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
XRP Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Ethereum Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 13:45 UTC	1	$1000	1,017	0	+1,017	Down	+$17	06-29 13:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 7, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	240	$964	1,703	0	+1,703	Up	-$271	10-07 23:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	140	$936	1,162	0	+1,162	Down	-$81	10-11 13:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	66	$927	1,129	0	+1,129	Up	+$202	10-03 22:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	99	$902	1,460	0	+1,460	Down	-$472	10-09 09:59
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-30 13:10 UTC	1	$896	905	0	+905	Down	+$9	06-30 13:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 00:20 UTC	1	$854	855	0	+855	Down	+$1	06-29 00:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	106	$822	897	0	+897	Down	+$75	10-10 08:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	128	$813	1,478	0	+1,478	Down	-$167	10-09 23:59

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-05 09:38:19	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 20°C on November 6?	No	SELL	1	84¢	$1	0xa69109…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0xc09dfe…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0x9d82f8…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	99¢	$1	0x8fda53…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x78d33d…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x57322d…
11-05 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	99¢	$1	0x1e1835…
11-05 08:28:45	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 20°C on November 6?	No	SELL	2	84¢	$1	0x8b8dba…
11-05 08:17:42	Will the highest temperature in Seoul (Incheon) be 12°C on November 6?	No	BUY	6	94¢	$5	0x659907…
11-05 07:27:40	Will the lowest temperature in Hong Kong be 25°C on November 6?	Yes	BUY	6	66¢	$4	0xf5e7a7…
11-05 07:09:42	Will Chang Chi-kai win the next Chiayi City Mayor election?	Yes	BUY	29	26¢	$8	0x125532…
11-05 07:07:39	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 21°C on November 6?	Yes	SELL	1	31¢	$0	0x048734…
11-05 07:07:30	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 21°C on November 6?	Yes	SELL	1	30¢	$0	0xd60a07…
11-05 07:01:39	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 21°C on November 6?	Yes	SELL	1	32¢	$0	0xdfb8a6…
11-05 06:59:34	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 21°C on November 6?	Yes	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0x450dfd…
11-05 06:58:25	Will the highest temperature in Chengdu be 20°C on November 6?	No	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x149854…
11-05 06:57:22	Will Hsu Hsin-ying win the next Hsinchu County Magistrate election?	Yes	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x80d267…
11-05 05:44:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0xed357a…
11-05 05:44:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	94¢	$3	0x651699…
11-05 05:44:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	98¢	$3	0x56e446…
11-05 05:44:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	95¢	$2	0x07def5…
11-05 05:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	91¢	$3	0xf4c7ba…
11-05 05:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	90¢	$1	0xda2fc6…
11-05 05:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	89¢	$2	0x7402dc…
11-05 05:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x47da4a…
11-05 05:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	93¢	$2	0x0171b2…
11-05 05:44:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0xaec879…
11-05 05:44:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x608307…
11-05 05:44:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0xfb5295…
11-05 05:44:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0xb47f16…
11-05 05:44:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x7cb085…
11-05 05:44:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	78¢	$2	0x4e9549…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0xe95dda…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0xd711d3…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0xa3bef1…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	73¢	$2	0xa313f7…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	68¢	$2	0x9a9ca9…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$1	0x8d0b63…
11-05 05:44:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	70¢	$2	0x359e9e…
11-05 05:44:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	68¢	$2	0xa60272…
11-05 05:44:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x9c702f…
11-05 05:44:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	65¢	$2	0x7dd121…
11-05 05:44:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$2	0x71abea…
11-05 05:44:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	73¢	$1	0xc75e6d…
11-05 05:44:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	76¢	$2	0xc01e1c…
11-05 05:44:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	4	74¢	$3	0x6713cd…
11-05 05:44:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	75¢	$1	0xf943a1…
11-05 05:44:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	76¢	$2	0xf3100a…
11-05 05:44:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$1	0xad3c14…
11-05 05:44:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	73¢	$2	0xfcbbe1…
11-05 05:44:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	73¢	$1	0xd151ae…
11-05 05:44:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	74¢	$1	0xc05eed…
11-05 05:44:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	69¢	$1	0x85fc15…
11-05 05:44:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$2	0x6f949c…
11-05 05:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	77¢	$2	0xbcc657…
11-05 05:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	69¢	$2	0xab45fd…
11-05 05:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	75¢	$2	0x6e8543…
11-05 05:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	69¢	$2	0x660b54…
11-05 05:44:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0xc471dc…
11-05 05:44:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	7	60¢	$4	0x7e4225…
11-05 05:44:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	4	39¢	$1	0x74f899…
11-05 05:44:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x3abfcc…
11-05 05:44:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0xf45665…
11-05 05:44:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	72¢	$2	0xd725dd…
11-05 05:44:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	68¢	$1	0x88bc57…
11-05 05:44:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	40¢	$1	0xe7dc33…
11-05 05:44:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0xdcfd2c…
11-05 05:44:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	4	38¢	$2	0x9f4b71…
11-05 05:44:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	26¢	$2	0x9406c6…
11-05 05:44:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	74¢	$1	0x99c137…
11-05 05:44:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	50¢	$1	0x86bb49…
11-05 05:44:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x3fa213…
11-05 05:44:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 5, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	3	53¢	$2	0x31d2b9…
11-05 05:30:52	Heat vs. Clippers	Heat	BUY	18	55¢	$10	0x73216a…
11-05 05:09:09	Flames vs. Kraken	Kraken	BUY	8	53¢	$4	0xb28138…
11-05 04:27:51	Heat vs. Clippers	Clippers	BUY	12	76¢	$9	0x9aa16c…
11-05 03:57:48	Timberwolves vs. Rockets	Timberwolves	BUY	13	66¢	$9	0x39fcc2…
11-05 03:52:45	Jazz vs. Pelicans	Jazz	BUY	14	42¢	$6	0x7e232d…
11-05 03:38:03	Will "Housewife - Tate McRae" be the Billboard Hot 100 #2 song for the week of November 14?	No	SELL	3	16¢	$0	0xd298b8…
11-05 03:20:37	Raptors vs. Nuggets	Nuggets	BUY	17	56¢	$9	0x70702c…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0x076999…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0x05fd35…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0x041e9d…
11-05 03:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	87¢	$1	0x9e18dd…
11-05 03:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	86¢	$2	0x9ccdb9…
11-05 03:09:30	Pacers vs. Grizzlies	Pacers	BUY	19	49¢	$10	0x6a5333…
11-05 03:05:37	Pacers vs. Grizzlies	Grizzlies	BUY	13	71¢	$9	0x5dd3e4…
11-05 02:46:25	Jazz vs. Pelicans	Pelicans	BUY	17	54¢	$9	0xf6dec8…
11-05 02:43:34	Senators vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x70d81b…
11-05 02:33:37	Will Democrats win white voters in the midterms?	Yes	SELL	2	71¢	$2	0x1afa61…
11-05 02:25:12	76ers vs. Pistons	76ers	BUY	10	92¢	$10	0xac7be7…
11-05 02:03:51	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Over	SELL	1	53¢	$1	0x896df9…
11-05 01:59:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	4	98¢	$4	0x3779b7…
11-05 01:59:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	94¢	$2	0xcd3df6…
11-05 01:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	92¢	$2	0x06e258…
11-05 01:57:04	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	11	41¢	$5	0x6948b9…
11-05 01:56:22	Exact Score: São Paulo FC 0 - 0 SC Corinthians Paulista?	No	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x499852…
11-05 01:56:22	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	13	75¢	$9	0x352bc8…
11-05 01:18:49	Senators vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	7	62¢	$4	0x3aa85f…
11-05 01:18:39	Will "Housewife - Tate McRae" be the Billboard Hot 100 #2 song for the week of November 14?	No	SELL	1	11¢	$0	0xcf50f9…