Hilarious-Ambulance — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1.08K

Unrealized P&L

+$4

Hit rate

77.4%

Resolved

14,203

Trades

60,445

lifetime

Volume

$500.0K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

$60

7 positions

First seen

2026-03-26

last 11-05 02:46

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 221 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 84% -$767

Other

4% 53% -$361

Sports

1% 50% +$22

Politics

0% 55% +$31

Pop-Culture

0% 20% -$4

Tech

0% 50% -$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

82 active days in 12wk • peak 4816 trades/day

Open positions (7) Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Pacers vs. Grizzlies	Pacers		+19	$10	100¢	$19	+$10	11-05 03:09
Raptors vs. Nuggets	Nuggets	—	+17	$9	74¢	$12	+$3	11-05 03:20
Israel Election: Arab party disqualified?	No		+10	$10	99¢	$10	+$0	11-01 15:19
Jazz vs. Pelicans	Pelicans	—	+17	$9	54¢	$9	$0	11-05 02:46
Next Astra Model (6.1+) released by November 15, 2026?	Yes		+5	$4	89¢	$5	+$1	11-01 17:51
Will "End of Beginning – Djo" be the top song for 2026?	Yes		+5	$4	82¢	$4	$0	11-04 08:58
Senators vs. Sabres	Sabres		+13	$10	1¢	$0	-$9	11-05 02:43

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	684	$3.7K	7,731	0	+7,731	Up	+$3,969	10-09 08:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	417	$3.0K	4,970	0	+4,970	Down	-$636	10-11 08:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET	357	$2.2K	2,625	0	+2,625	Up	+$428	10-09 21:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	241	$2.2K	4,515	0	+4,515	Down	-$1,765	10-10 21:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 10:00AM-10:15AM ET	335	$1.9K	2,534	0	+2,534	Up	+$22	10-11 14:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	247	$1.8K	2,703	0	+2,703	Up	-$292	10-10 11:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	255	$1.5K	1,806	0	+1,806	Up	+$259	10-09 08:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	202	$1.5K	1,680	0	+1,680	Down	-$646	10-10 09:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	174	$1.5K	2,162	0	+2,162	Up	+$686	10-09 08:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	221	$1.5K	1,707	0	+1,707	Down	+$245	10-10 10:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	178	$1.2K	1,433	0	+1,433	Up	-$392	10-09 22:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	148	$1.1K	2,171	0	+2,171	Up	-$168	10-11 10:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - August 13, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	16	$1.1K	676	574	+102	Up	-$43	08-13 20:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	114	$1.1K	1,968	0	+1,968	Down	-$229	10-10 22:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	198	$1.0K	2,399	0	+2,399	Up	-$974	10-08 22:44
XRP Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Solana Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	2	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
XRP Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Ethereum Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 13:45 UTC	1	$1000	1,017	0	+1,017	Down	+$17	06-29 13:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 7, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	240	$964	1,703	0	+1,703	Up	-$271	10-07 23:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	140	$936	1,162	0	+1,162	Down	-$81	10-11 13:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	66	$927	1,129	0	+1,129	Up	+$202	10-03 22:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	99	$902	1,460	0	+1,460	Down	-$472	10-09 09:59
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-30 13:10 UTC	1	$896	905	0	+905	Down	+$9	06-30 13:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 00:20 UTC	1	$854	855	0	+855	Down	+$1	06-29 00:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	106	$822	897	0	+897	Down	+$75	10-10 08:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	128	$813	1,478	0	+1,478	Down	-$167	10-09 23:59

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-05 03:20:37	Raptors vs. Nuggets	Nuggets	BUY	17	56¢	$9	0x70702c…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0x076999…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0x05fd35…
11-05 03:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0x041e9d…
11-05 03:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	87¢	$1	0x9e18dd…
11-05 03:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	86¢	$2	0x9ccdb9…
11-05 03:09:30	Pacers vs. Grizzlies	Pacers	BUY	19	49¢	$10	0x6a5333…
11-05 03:05:37	Pacers vs. Grizzlies	Grizzlies	BUY	13	71¢	$9	0x5dd3e4…
11-05 02:46:25	Jazz vs. Pelicans	Pelicans	BUY	17	54¢	$9	0xf6dec8…
11-05 02:43:34	Senators vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x70d81b…
11-05 02:33:37	Will Democrats win white voters in the midterms?	Yes	SELL	2	71¢	$2	0x1afa61…
11-05 02:25:12	76ers vs. Pistons	76ers	BUY	10	92¢	$10	0xac7be7…
11-05 02:03:51	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Over	SELL	1	53¢	$1	0x896df9…
11-05 01:59:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	4	98¢	$4	0x3779b7…
11-05 01:59:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	94¢	$2	0xcd3df6…
11-05 01:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	92¢	$2	0x06e258…
11-05 01:57:04	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	11	41¢	$5	0x6948b9…
11-05 01:56:22	Exact Score: São Paulo FC 0 - 0 SC Corinthians Paulista?	No	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x499852…
11-05 01:56:22	São Paulo FC vs. SC Corinthians Paulista: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	13	75¢	$9	0x352bc8…
11-05 01:18:49	Senators vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	7	62¢	$4	0x3aa85f…
11-05 01:18:39	Will "Housewife - Tate McRae" be the Billboard Hot 100 #2 song for the week of November 14?	No	SELL	1	11¢	$0	0xcf50f9…
11-05 01:14:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	96¢	$2	0xaa59f9…
11-05 01:14:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	91¢	$2	0x78750c…
11-05 01:14:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0x88c5e9…
11-05 01:14:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	76¢	$2	0x8d2a3a…
11-05 01:14:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$2	0x45697d…
11-05 01:14:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	6	47¢	$3	0xd3940c…
11-05 01:14:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	53¢	$2	0xca3b4f…
11-05 01:14:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	57¢	$2	0x089dea…
11-05 01:14:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0xbb81a5…
11-05 01:14:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0x5f4fd9…
11-05 01:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0xf5b763…
11-05 01:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	58¢	$2	0x53eb72…
11-05 01:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	34¢	$2	0x2931a8…
11-05 01:14:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x41f1bb…
11-05 01:14:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x37cef3…
11-05 01:14:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	83¢	$1	0x69be40…
11-05 01:14:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x5ec71a…
11-05 01:14:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x1067e2…
11-05 01:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xa5cadd…
11-05 01:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x85ec59…
11-05 01:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x707486…
11-05 01:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x5c0a99…
11-05 01:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x3df668…
11-05 00:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	98¢	$3	0xf68bda…
11-05 00:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	95¢	$2	0x56eaf3…
11-05 00:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0x050099…
11-04 23:30:36	Will Democrats win white voters in the midterms?	Yes	BUY	7	17¢	$1	0xb91480…
11-04 23:29:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	6	97¢	$6	0x980baa…
11-04 23:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	92¢	$2	0x58ccae…
11-04 23:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	92¢	$2	0x1cac2b…
11-04 23:29:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	81¢	$4	0x2fc33b…
11-04 23:29:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	70¢	$3	0x684250…
11-04 23:29:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 6:15PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$1	0x227268…
11-04 22:04:40	Will BV Borussia 09 Dortmund win on 2026-11-04?	Yes	SELL	6	100¢	$6	0x9047df…
11-04 21:30:09	Will SSC Napoli win on 2026-11-04?	No	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xb298db…
11-04 21:25:22	Will "Housewife - Tate McRae" be the Billboard Hot 100 #2 song for the week of November 14?	No	SELL	4	14¢	$1	0x121e30…
11-04 21:18:55	Will BV Borussia 09 Dortmund win on 2026-11-04?	Yes	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x008cdb…
11-04 21:16:18	Will PSV vs. Club Brugge KV end in a draw?	No	SELL	12	67¢	$8	0x880f14…
11-04 21:14:42	Will PSV vs. Club Brugge KV end in a draw?	No	BUY	12	72¢	$9	0x04e6d0…
11-04 20:59:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	93¢	$1	0xbe4bef…
11-04 20:59:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	89¢	$2	0x6e4c9e…
11-04 20:48:55	Will PSV vs. Club Brugge KV end in a draw?	No	SELL	5	73¢	$4	0x5f4d15…
11-04 20:47:10	Will PSV vs. Club Brugge KV end in a draw?	No	SELL	0	73¢	$0	0x861b01…
11-04 20:45:28	Will PSV vs. Club Brugge KV end in a draw?	No	BUY	5	74¢	$4	0x27d819…
11-04 20:38:21	Will FC Porto win on 2026-11-04?	Yes	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0x4d943e…
11-04 20:23:45	Will BV Borussia 09 Dortmund win on 2026-11-04?	Yes	BUY	7	66¢	$5	0x0fda7e…
11-04 20:03:37	Will "Housewife - Tate McRae" be the Billboard Hot 100 #2 song for the week of November 14?	No	BUY	9	15¢	$1	0xacb85f…
11-04 19:31:51	Will AEK vs. Real Madrid CF end in a draw?	No	BUY	11	43¢	$5	0x39e7f7…
11-04 19:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0xd1de49…
11-04 19:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	6	99¢	$6	0xb76113…
11-04 19:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x759a09…
11-04 19:29:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	95¢	$2	0xcc9cb4…
11-04 19:29:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0x3b7b06…
11-04 19:29:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	92¢	$3	0x28bc5c…
11-04 19:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0xd17043…
11-04 19:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	91¢	$2	0x5761cd…
11-04 19:29:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0xe905d4…
11-04 19:29:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0xb6cf33…
11-04 19:29:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0xb1bf28…
11-04 19:29:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0x38eba1…
11-04 19:29:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0x1399df…
11-04 19:29:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	86¢	$2	0xd55bb0…
11-04 19:29:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x5276a5…
11-04 19:29:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x167555…
11-04 19:29:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	85¢	$3	0x543fc5…
11-04 19:29:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	80¢	$3	0x05acde…
11-04 19:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	80¢	$1	0xb36294…
11-04 19:29:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0xe86bdf…
11-04 19:29:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	78¢	$2	0x6ca1e9…
11-04 19:29:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x2555ca…
11-04 19:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	75¢	$1	0xde15a3…
11-04 19:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	77¢	$1	0x314c48…
11-04 19:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	76¢	$1	0x182c0d…
11-04 19:13:42	Will Ted Cruz post 120-139 posts from November 3 to November 10, 2026?	No	SELL	5	83¢	$4	0xe54cde…
11-04 19:13:42	Will Ted Cruz post 180-199 posts from November 3 to November 10, 2026?	No	SELL	5	85¢	$4	0x60ffe7…
11-04 18:59:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	94¢	$2	0xebba8f…
11-04 18:59:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0xab9872…
11-04 18:59:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x2970fe…
11-04 18:59:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	94¢	$2	0x14f242…