Hilarious-Ambulance — Polymarket

Realized P&L (30d)

-$908

Unrealized P&L

+$1

Hit rate

58.1%

Resolved (30d)

2,567

Trades (30d)

36,978

59,612 lifetime

Volume (30d)

$210.0K

$497.5K lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

4 positions

First seen

2026-03-26

last 11-01 12:49

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 217 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 84% -$782

Other

3% 52% -$429

Sports

1% 49% +$11

Politics

0% 58% +$29

Pop-Culture

0% 25% -$1

Tech

0% 33% -$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

82 active days in 12wk • peak 4816 trades/day

Open positions (4) Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Will the Republicans win the Wisconsin governor race in 2026?	Yes		-20	-$4	16¢	$-3	+$0	05-14 07:44
Will the Republicans win the New Hampshire Senate race in 2026?	Yes		-20	-$2	6¢	$-1	+$1	06-01 12:51
Will the Democrats win the South Carolina Senate race in 2026?	No		-1	-$1	74¢	$-1	+$0	05-28 06:36
Will Sevilla FC win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	—	+0	$0	72¢	$0	$0	11-01 12:49

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	684	$3.7K	7,731	0	+7,731	Up	+$3,969	10-09 08:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	417	$3.0K	4,970	0	+4,970	Down	-$636	10-11 08:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET	357	$2.2K	2,625	0	+2,625	Up	+$428	10-09 21:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	241	$2.2K	4,515	0	+4,515	Down	-$1,765	10-10 21:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 10:00AM-10:15AM ET	335	$1.9K	2,534	0	+2,534	Up	+$22	10-11 14:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	247	$1.8K	2,703	0	+2,703	Up	-$292	10-10 11:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	255	$1.5K	1,806	0	+1,806	Up	+$259	10-09 08:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	202	$1.5K	1,680	0	+1,680	Down	-$646	10-10 09:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	174	$1.5K	2,162	0	+2,162	Up	+$686	10-09 08:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	221	$1.5K	1,707	0	+1,707	Down	+$245	10-10 10:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	178	$1.2K	1,433	0	+1,433	Up	-$392	10-09 22:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	148	$1.1K	2,171	0	+2,171	Up	-$168	10-11 10:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - August 13, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	16	$1.1K	676	574	+102	Up	-$43	08-13 20:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	114	$1.1K	1,968	0	+1,968	Down	-$229	10-10 22:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	198	$1.0K	2,399	0	+2,399	Up	-$974	10-08 22:44
XRP Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Solana Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	2	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
XRP Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-30 13:00 UTC	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:14
Ethereum Up or Down - June 30, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$1000	1,010	0	+1,010	Up	+$10	06-30 13:04
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 13:45 UTC	1	$1000	1,017	0	+1,017	Down	+$17	06-29 13:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 7, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	240	$964	1,703	0	+1,703	Up	-$271	10-07 23:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	140	$936	1,162	0	+1,162	Down	-$81	10-11 13:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	66	$927	1,129	0	+1,129	Up	+$202	10-03 22:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	99	$902	1,460	0	+1,460	Down	-$472	10-09 09:59
SOL Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-30 13:10 UTC	1	$896	905	0	+905	Down	+$9	06-30 13:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-29 00:20 UTC	1	$854	855	0	+855	Down	+$1	06-29 00:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	106	$822	897	0	+897	Down	+$75	10-10 08:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	128	$813	1,478	0	+1,478	Down	-$167	10-09 23:59

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-01 13:41:00	Will Cagliari Calcio win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	SELL	15	14¢	$2	0x6930a1…
11-01 13:38:22	Will Cagliari Calcio win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	8	14¢	$1	0x64142d…
11-01 13:37:16	Will Cagliari Calcio win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	8	14¢	$1	0xb2a408…
11-01 13:36:45	Will SBV Excelsior win on 2026-11-01?	No	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xbc457b…
11-01 13:13:30	Young Boys Bern vs. FC Zurich: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	2	92¢	$2	0x8feac8…
11-01 13:06:03	Will voter turnout in the second round of the 2026 Bulgaria presidential election be 30-32.5%?	No	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x597fe5…
11-01 13:03:49	Will voter turnout in the second round of the 2026 Bulgaria presidential election be 22-24%?	Yes	BUY	26	4¢	$1	0x6affe9…
11-01 12:49:55	Will Sevilla FC win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	SELL	5	41¢	$2	0x5d7c0d…
11-01 12:44:45	Will Sevilla FC win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x0718e3…
11-01 12:36:57	Will Sevilla FC win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	SELL	5	41¢	$2	0x1f6c88…
11-01 12:36:09	Will MrBeast's next video get between 30 and 35 million views on day 1?	Yes	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xde31f7…
11-01 12:35:28	Will Sevilla FC win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x8453b1…
11-01 12:31:01	Will Kellie Sloane be the next Premier of New South Wales?	No	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x84fe30…
11-01 12:20:21	Spread: Amed Sportif (-4.5)	Eyüpspor	BUY	5	84¢	$4	0x9ed323…
11-01 12:05:00	Will Como 1907 win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0xf73698…
11-01 11:30:09	Will Venezia FC win on 2026-11-01?	No	SELL	5	91¢	$5	0x004978…
11-01 11:30:07	Will Como 1907 win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	SELL	5	76¢	$4	0x544379…
11-01 11:24:25	Will Como 1907 win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0xd54a0c…
11-01 11:23:48	Will Venezia FC win on 2026-11-01?	No	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0xd909b2…
11-01 11:23:04	Will FC RFS win on 2026-11-01?	Yes	BUY	5	90¢	$5	0x51652e…
11-01 11:04:13	Will Amed Sportif vs. Eyüpspor end in a draw?	No	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xc2a297…
11-01 10:59:45	Will Arsenal FC win on 2026-11-01?	No	SELL	5	62¢	$3	0x02eb64…
11-01 10:49:07	Will Arsenal FC win on 2026-11-01?	No	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x2c4c06…
11-01 10:31:52	Will Morena win the most seats in the 2027 Veracruz Congress election?	Yes	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0xda6d32…
11-01 10:30:09	Will Gintautas Kindurys win the 2026 Northern Nalšia district by-election?	Yes	BUY	5	47¢	$3	0xb396a3…
11-01 10:21:10	Will Morena win the most seats in the 2027 Durango Congress election?	Yes	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0xfb492c…
11-01 09:01:07	Will "Thriller - Michael Jackson" be the #2 US song this week?	Yes	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x9ba32d…
11-01 08:55:48	Will "HABIBTI (FOMO) - Drake" be the Billboard 200 #1 album for the week of November 14?	No	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0x7ee505…
10-31 23:29:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	6	97¢	$6	0x2b9028…
10-31 23:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	94¢	$2	0x63302c…
10-31 23:29:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	93¢	$2	0x725e42…
10-31 23:29:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0xd6f09d…
10-31 23:29:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	63¢	$2	0xc4af7c…
10-31 23:29:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0x5c9f05…
10-31 23:29:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x0c6c86…
10-31 23:29:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	6	61¢	$3	0x684067…
10-31 23:29:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x615ac6…
10-31 23:29:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	61¢	$2	0x95841b…
10-31 23:29:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	7	61¢	$5	0x93b97c…
10-31 23:29:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	58¢	$2	0xf614f7…
10-31 23:29:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:15PM-7:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	58¢	$2	0xa4135f…
10-31 23:14:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	11	97¢	$11	0xb04b91…
10-31 23:14:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	13	97¢	$13	0x0937ad…
10-31 23:14:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	96¢	$2	0xf3a8d5…
10-31 23:14:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0xf6a58b…
10-31 23:14:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0x3a18bd…
10-31 23:14:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	78¢	$1	0x4cb0b0…
10-31 23:14:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	82¢	$2	0x400155…
10-31 22:44:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 6:30PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	98¢	$4	0xf188fa…
10-31 22:44:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 6:30PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x55a05d…
10-31 22:44:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 6:30PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	7	94¢	$7	0xde4b4c…
10-31 22:14:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 6:00PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xcd56b5…
10-31 22:14:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 6:00PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	92¢	$2	0xe4f9f5…
10-31 17:14:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 1:00PM-1:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	97¢	$2	0xc5ca49…
10-31 17:14:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 1:00PM-1:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	97¢	$5	0xba5322…
10-31 17:14:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 1:00PM-1:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	91¢	$7	0x50f114…
10-31 16:29:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	12	46¢	$6	0xe76d21…
10-31 16:29:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	56¢	$2	0x4fa07f…
10-31 16:29:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	8	62¢	$5	0xfec0c3…
10-31 16:29:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	14	58¢	$8	0x9337a8…
10-31 16:29:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	15	59¢	$9	0x0b40a1…
10-31 16:29:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	16	46¢	$7	0xd793a4…
10-31 16:29:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0x96bd9b…
10-31 16:29:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	21	49¢	$10	0x97195e…
10-31 16:29:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	73¢	$2	0x1aec16…
10-31 16:29:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0xd796ae…
10-31 16:29:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	82¢	$3	0x77a38f…
10-31 16:29:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	76¢	$3	0x1bd1f1…
10-31 16:29:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	6	78¢	$5	0x629bcd…
10-31 16:29:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	64¢	$2	0x88ec9e…
10-31 16:29:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	66¢	$2	0x6035f3…
10-31 16:29:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	61¢	$2	0x4bc9f5…
10-31 16:29:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0xad6d38…
10-31 16:29:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	6	60¢	$4	0xba420a…
10-31 16:29:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	10	66¢	$6	0xba78a4…
10-31 16:29:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	7	52¢	$4	0x3e0d86…
10-31 16:29:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0xc586c0…
10-31 16:29:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	9	43¢	$4	0xa4356c…
10-31 16:29:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	4	41¢	$2	0x8f6d06…
10-31 15:59:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	8	99¢	$7	0xf47fcb…
10-31 15:59:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	9	97¢	$9	0xd8a6b5…
10-31 15:59:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0xf95c2d…
10-31 15:59:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	20	98¢	$20	0x96e4ad…
10-31 15:59:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	4	94¢	$3	0x453859…
10-31 15:59:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0x5386cf…
10-31 15:59:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	17	73¢	$12	0x3ee0ae…
10-31 15:59:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	15	67¢	$10	0xc3be61…
10-31 15:59:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	9	65¢	$6	0xe5eddf…
10-31 15:59:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	56¢	$2	0x6fd536…
10-31 15:14:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	225	1¢	$2	0x86b4a4…
10-31 15:14:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	51	21¢	$11	0xbee90b…
10-31 15:14:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	Up	BUY	62	70¢	$43	0xbdeb63…
10-31 15:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	Up	BUY	16	59¢	$9	0xdf6f8f…
10-31 15:14:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0x450f1f…
10-31 04:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Down	BUY	25	97¢	$24	0xa2ccff…
10-30 23:59:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 30, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0xb40180…
10-28 18:38:01	Will Olivia Rodrigo perform at the 2027 Big Game halftime show?	No	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0xfa3f28…
10-28 18:37:59	Will voter turnout be 79% or higher in the 2026 Israeli legislative election?	No	SELL	7	94¢	$7	0xab76b3…
10-28 18:37:59	Will Amcha Yisrael win a seat in the 2026 Knesset elections?	No	SELL	4	100¢	$4	0x1f03e4…
10-28 18:37:58	Will Blue and White win less than 0.75% of the vote in the 2026 Knesset elections?	Yes	SELL	9	99¢	$9	0x1f3f15…