Measly-Dessert — Polymarket

Realized P&L (7d)

-$6

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

32.8%

Resolved (7d)

Trades (7d)

152

317,889 lifetime

Volume (7d)

$535

$1.08M lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-02-17

last 11-04 15:30

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 209 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 47% -$39,491

Other

0% 44% -$105

Sports

0% 27% -$81

Politics

0% 29% -$19

Tech

0% 0% -$35

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

50 active days in 12wk • peak 2127 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 19:55 UTC	49	$558	439	346	+93	Down	+$78	06-08 19:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	22	$483	486	67	+420	Down	$0	09-01 09:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 01:25 UTC	19	$472	469	110	+359	Up	+$22	08-31 01:29
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 09:20 UTC	12	$469	455	59	+396	Down	+$13	08-30 09:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 08:50 UTC	11	$466	464	31	+434	Down	+$13	08-30 08:54
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 03:10 UTC	11	$458	445	57	+389	Down	+$12	08-30 03:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:40 UTC	11	$457	473	47	+426	Down	+$18	08-30 23:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:05 UTC	9	$454	443	39	+404	Down	+$4	08-30 13:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	52	$451	980	0	+980	Up	+$49	10-04 00:48
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 02:30 UTC	10	$449	447	36	+411	Down	+$8	08-30 02:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:20 UTC	9	$447	454	37	+417	Down	-$4	08-30 14:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 20:35 UTC	15	$442	475	27	+448	Down	+$55	08-30 20:39
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 02:45 UTC	5	$442	435	30	+405	Up	+$11	08-30 02:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 22, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	54	$441	850	0	+850	Down	+$8	09-22 21:08
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 00:40 UTC	8	$440	448	48	+399	Up	+$29	08-31 00:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:00 UTC	45	$439	880	0	+880	Down	-$19	10-04 01:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 06:55 UTC	6	$434	450	30	+420	Up	+$33	08-30 06:59
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 02:25 UTC	15	$412	419	91	+328	Up	+$21	08-31 02:29
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-30 15:05 UTC	37	$408	393	345	+48	Up	+$45	07-30 15:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	64	$408	821	0	+821	Down	$0	05-12 07:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	97	$403	657	0	+657	Up	+$26	04-28 06:49
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 16:05 UTC	61	$400	280	240	+39	Down	+$28	06-21 16:08
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:30 UTC	40	$392	795	0	+795	Up	-$32	10-04 01:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	65	$387	1,006	0	+1,006	Up	-$5	05-12 08:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-24 23:15 UTC	48	$385	366	223	+142	Down	+$57	06-24 23:19
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 18:40 UTC	29	$383	368	278	+90	Up	-$18	06-07 18:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	97	$381	654	0	+654	Up	-$160	04-28 07:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	55	$375	600	0	+600	Up	-$87	05-12 08:18
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:05 UTC	45	$370	736	0	+736	Up	+$45	10-04 01:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	73	$367	1,211	0	+1,211	Down	+$501	05-12 06:39

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-04 15:30:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0xe6a7fb…
11-04 15:30:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	3	43¢	$1	0x90b2f1…
11-04 15:25:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x9cd5f1…
11-04 15:16:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0xfab92c…
11-04 15:10:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	0	27¢	$0	0x903552…
11-04 15:10:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x138298…
11-04 15:00:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	32¢	$2	0xf04ebc…
11-04 14:52:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x69cc04…
11-04 14:45:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	4	35¢	$1	0xacfb85…
11-04 14:45:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	35¢	$0	0x5c58ee…
11-04 14:25:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 4, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0x8e2dee…
11-02 23:51:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xfd8240…
11-02 23:50:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xce0aa8…
11-02 23:48:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x378a40…
11-02 23:48:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x0d35d0…
11-02 23:48:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Down	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0xa5ecb6…
11-02 23:39:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x2d16e2…
11-02 23:37:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	89¢	$9	0x53e9bb…
11-02 23:37:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	10	29¢	$3	0x7012f6…
11-02 23:36:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x8cef90…
11-02 23:31:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0xdaf6ab…
11-02 23:30:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0x359386…
11-02 09:39:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x3ae98b…
11-02 09:39:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x034a39…
11-02 09:38:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	54¢	$5	0x3f5212…
11-02 09:37:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xb493ad…
11-02 09:35:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	80¢	$4	0xc5001d…
11-02 09:32:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x84f687…
11-02 07:18:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	10	88¢	$9	0x2c9430…
11-02 07:13:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Down	BUY	10	93¢	$9	0x2a6a2f…
11-01 23:43:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	14¢	$0	0xd30765…
11-01 23:43:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	4	14¢	$1	0x328b34…
11-01 23:43:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	13¢	$0	0xef2f90…
11-01 23:43:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	13¢	$0	0xca566d…
11-01 23:42:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	6	93¢	$6	0x921bf2…
11-01 23:42:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	93¢	$3	0x2fe8b9…
11-01 23:41:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0x2d78a0…
11-01 23:41:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0xdb47fd…
11-01 23:40:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x5d26c7…
11-01 23:40:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	81¢	$4	0x13f991…
11-01 23:38:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0x6e91c2…
11-01 23:37:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	3	9¢	$0	0xf9a5ec…
11-01 23:37:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	91¢	$9	0xc320bf…
11-01 19:28:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	10	97¢	$10	0xf1db01…
11-01 19:28:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	12¢	$1	0xb70a4a…
11-01 19:28:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x929533…
11-01 19:25:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0xbf3c65…
11-01 19:25:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0x1ce0fa…
11-01 19:23:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xc6f1c8…
11-01 19:22:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x99dd04…
11-01 19:22:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xecda0b…
11-01 19:22:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	71¢	$7	0x449e14…
11-01 10:03:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	10	84¢	$8	0x3cea14…
11-01 10:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	32¢	$2	0xef0b3d…
11-01 10:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0x925374…
11-01 10:00:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	9	75¢	$7	0xa80ef2…
11-01 10:00:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x7b66cf…
11-01 10:00:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	6	75¢	$4	0x7d5d31…
11-01 10:00:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xfa5ad2…
11-01 10:00:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xf0319b…
11-01 10:00:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	30¢	$2	0x96cacd…
11-01 09:58:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	94¢	$14	0x916ccd…
11-01 09:58:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	91¢	$14	0x82e12b…
11-01 09:57:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x8acf0e…
11-01 09:57:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	6	26¢	$1	0x707835…
11-01 09:57:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	7	26¢	$2	0xde2b84…
11-01 09:57:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	8	26¢	$2	0x49eef0…
11-01 09:57:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0x2dd73a…
11-01 09:57:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0x139436…
11-01 09:57:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	71¢	$11	0x8e7eb6…
11-01 09:57:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	33¢	$3	0xa47c31…
11-01 02:40:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	Down	BUY	25	37¢	$9	0x5779ae…
11-01 02:38:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	15	4¢	$1	0xbfe5f5…
11-01 02:38:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	15	8¢	$1	0xc2e6fe…
11-01 02:38:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Down	BUY	15	91¢	$14	0xfc3959…
11-01 02:38:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Down	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0xd202ef…
11-01 02:37:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xff00af…
11-01 02:37:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0xf1796f…
11-01 02:37:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	94¢	$2	0x9d0677…
11-01 02:37:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Down	BUY	12	94¢	$11	0x182b45…
11-01 02:37:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	12	6¢	$1	0x5a81b1…
11-01 02:37:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	3	6¢	$0	0x240ca2…
11-01 02:37:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Down	BUY	15	93¢	$14	0x945f7b…
11-01 02:37:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	6¢	$1	0xca4ce3…
11-01 02:37:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	0	6¢	$0	0x96a09b…
11-01 02:35:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	15	21¢	$3	0x7303a9…
11-01 02:35:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	27¢	$3	0x85c000…
11-01 02:35:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	27¢	$3	0xfe0bec…
11-01 02:35:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x852097…
11-01 02:34:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	25	3¢	$1	0xc83e1f…
11-01 02:34:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	25	3¢	$1	0x3df1e2…
11-01 02:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	15	31¢	$5	0xf4bebb…
11-01 02:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0xf3acd2…
11-01 02:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	10	31¢	$3	0x396c95…
11-01 02:34:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	68¢	$3	0x6e2627…
11-01 02:34:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	14	68¢	$10	0xbcdf40…
11-01 02:33:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	25	35¢	$9	0x84db75…
11-01 02:33:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	4	66¢	$3	0xfd61b4…
11-01 02:33:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0xd7020b…
11-01 02:33:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	11	66¢	$7	0xd3aad8…