Measly-Dessert — Polymarket

Realized P&L (90d)

-$2.41K

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

49.0%

Resolved (90d)

2,841

Trades (90d)

19,566

301,973 lifetime

Volume (90d)

$98.0K

$1.01M lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-02-17

last 11-14 09:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 213 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 47% -$39,680

Other

0% 44% -$105

Sports

0% 27% -$81

Politics

0% 29% -$19

Tech

0% 0% -$35

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

48 active days in 12wk • peak 2127 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 19:55 UTC	49	$558	439	346	+93	Down	+$78	06-08 19:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	22	$483	486	67	+420	Down	$0	09-01 09:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 01:25 UTC	19	$472	469	110	+359	Up	+$22	08-31 01:29
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 09:20 UTC	12	$469	455	59	+396	Down	+$13	08-30 09:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 08:50 UTC	11	$466	464	31	+434	Down	+$13	08-30 08:54
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 03:10 UTC	11	$458	445	57	+389	Down	+$12	08-30 03:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:40 UTC	11	$457	473	47	+426	Down	+$18	08-30 23:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:05 UTC	9	$454	443	39	+404	Down	+$4	08-30 13:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 3, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	52	$451	980	0	+980	Up	+$49	10-04 00:48
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 02:30 UTC	10	$449	447	36	+411	Down	+$8	08-30 02:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:20 UTC	9	$447	454	37	+417	Down	-$4	08-30 14:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 20:35 UTC	15	$442	475	27	+448	Down	+$55	08-30 20:39
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 02:45 UTC	5	$442	435	30	+405	Up	+$11	08-30 02:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 22, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	54	$441	850	0	+850	Down	+$8	09-22 21:08
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 00:40 UTC	8	$440	448	48	+399	Up	+$29	08-31 00:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:00 UTC	45	$439	880	0	+880	Down	-$19	10-04 01:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 06:55 UTC	6	$434	450	30	+420	Up	+$33	08-30 06:59
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 02:25 UTC	15	$412	419	91	+328	Up	+$21	08-31 02:29
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-30 15:05 UTC	37	$408	393	345	+48	Up	+$45	07-30 15:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	64	$408	821	0	+821	Down	$0	05-12 07:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	97	$403	657	0	+657	Up	+$26	04-28 06:49
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 16:05 UTC	61	$400	280	240	+39	Down	+$28	06-21 16:08
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:30 UTC	40	$392	795	0	+795	Up	-$32	10-04 01:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	65	$387	1,006	0	+1,006	Up	-$5	05-12 08:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-24 23:15 UTC	48	$385	366	223	+142	Down	+$57	06-24 23:19
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 18:40 UTC	29	$383	368	278	+90	Up	-$18	06-07 18:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	97	$381	654	0	+654	Up	-$160	04-28 07:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	55	$375	600	0	+600	Up	-$87	05-12 08:18
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-04 01:05 UTC	45	$370	736	0	+736	Up	+$45	10-04 01:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	73	$367	1,211	0	+1,211	Down	+$501	05-12 06:39

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-14 09:28:19	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	10	64¢	$6	0xde83c9…
11-14 09:28:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	10	68¢	$7	0x3785b3…
11-14 09:27:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xc916cb…
11-14 09:27:29	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Up	BUY	10	40¢	$4	0x468c7e…
11-14 09:27:16	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0xd8e86c…
11-14 09:27:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	0	77¢	$0	0xe47db7…
11-14 09:27:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	10	77¢	$8	0xba9a05…
11-14 09:27:02	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	10	65¢	$6	0x769eed…
11-14 09:21:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	0	21¢	$0	0xa8d5d5…
11-14 09:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	72¢	$4	0x8e022d…
11-14 09:20:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	27¢	$1	0x033fb7…
11-14 09:20:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	68¢	$3	0x181ba1…
11-14 09:18:43	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:15 UTC	Up	BUY	5	6¢	$0	0x7f0d02…
11-14 09:18:23	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:15 UTC	Down	BUY	15	92¢	$14	0x1707ea…
11-14 09:18:20	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-11-14 09:15 UTC	Down	BUY	5	89¢	$4	0x0960b1…
11-14 09:11:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	10	26¢	$3	0x79a473…
11-14 09:10:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	10	67¢	$7	0xea50ca…
11-14 09:08:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	7¢	$1	0x64f049…
11-14 09:08:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0xbff972…
11-14 09:08:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0xc2acbc…
11-14 09:08:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0xb78e7c…
11-14 09:08:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	0	20¢	$0	0x952644…
11-14 09:08:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	40¢	$4	0x1ccde9…
11-14 09:08:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	81¢	$4	0x1d0a13…
11-14 09:08:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	23¢	$2	0x1cd602…
11-14 09:08:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	75¢	$8	0x2fca14…
11-14 09:08:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	4	47¢	$2	0x00de75…
11-14 09:07:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xec7ecc…
11-14 09:07:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xb39caa…
11-14 09:07:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	7	48¢	$3	0xdd5fff…
11-14 09:07:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x94ddf7…
11-14 09:07:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0xf4a219…
11-14 09:07:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x8616dd…
11-14 09:02:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	7¢	$0	0x936f18…
11-14 09:02:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	10	88¢	$9	0x77e3c6…
11-14 09:02:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0xbcf5c4…
11-14 08:28:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0xe46727…
11-14 08:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	83¢	$4	0x373158…
11-14 08:27:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	85¢	$8	0xf5bb93…
11-14 08:27:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	16¢	$1	0x78d15f…
11-14 08:26:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	83¢	$8	0x07bd12…
11-14 08:26:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xb064b5…
11-14 08:23:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	15	49¢	$7	0x78eccc…
11-14 08:23:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0x37c054…
11-14 08:22:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	81¢	$4	0x5e097a…
11-14 08:22:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	10	29¢	$3	0xe2a48a…
11-14 08:22:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	74¢	$4	0xfddadd…
11-14 08:22:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	32¢	$2	0x66c729…
11-14 08:22:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	67¢	$2	0x0470ab…
11-14 08:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	10	61¢	$6	0x5dcde2…
11-14 08:20:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0xcb333b…
11-14 08:18:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	15	29¢	$4	0x961db9…
11-14 08:18:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x5e1ea4…
11-14 08:18:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	15	26¢	$4	0xb89c75…
11-14 08:17:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0x41d93f…
11-14 08:17:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	76¢	$8	0x8fadc9…
11-14 08:17:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	70¢	$7	0x6c62fc…
11-14 08:16:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	72¢	$7	0x8f2d1a…
11-14 08:14:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	14¢	$1	0x84473c…
11-14 08:14:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	6	14¢	$1	0x6e7cf3…
11-14 08:14:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	4	14¢	$1	0x3ab886…
11-14 08:14:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x3a4960…
11-14 08:14:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	10	19¢	$2	0x221ad9…
11-14 08:13:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	86¢	$4	0x688da4…
11-14 08:13:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0x372d25…
11-14 08:12:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	20	60¢	$12	0xc19b45…
11-14 08:10:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	10	64¢	$6	0xf4e771…
11-14 08:08:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	5¢	$0	0xaea37d…
11-14 08:08:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	5¢	$0	0x2c8e18…
11-14 08:07:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Up	BUY	11	67¢	$8	0x7856f2…
11-14 08:07:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Up	BUY	9	67¢	$6	0x03455c…
11-14 08:07:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	74¢	$7	0x45e83a…
11-14 08:07:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 14, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x9baa41…
11-14 03:28:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	15	60¢	$9	0x533083…
11-14 03:28:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	10	20¢	$2	0xe56540…
11-14 03:27:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	10	74¢	$7	0xe52fe9…
11-14 03:27:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	76¢	$2	0xbc4e9a…
11-14 03:27:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	18	76¢	$13	0x4e6874…
11-14 03:25:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0x07c0b9…
11-14 03:24:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	15	9¢	$1	0x32d4a2…
11-14 03:23:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	15	65¢	$10	0x613b58…
11-14 03:23:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xa556fe…
11-14 03:23:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	83¢	$8	0x7d2071…
11-14 03:22:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x76291f…
11-14 03:22:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0x46dc2c…
11-14 03:22:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	77¢	$5	0xd14e77…
11-14 03:22:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	4	77¢	$3	0x4dace8…
11-14 03:21:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	59¢	$6	0x6d0d14…
11-14 03:16:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	BUY	1	14¢	$0	0xd5a142…
11-14 03:16:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	BUY	4	14¢	$1	0x6a121c…
11-14 03:15:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x5a0231…
11-14 02:37:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xd112c2…
11-14 02:37:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	10	59¢	$6	0x2fa87c…
11-14 02:37:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	10	56¢	$6	0x97f4f1…
11-14 02:36:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0xdcb13e…
11-14 02:36:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	10	53¢	$5	0xb6f905…
11-14 02:35:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0xd09cb4…
11-14 02:35:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	0	57¢	$0	0xb43e90…
11-14 02:35:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	20	59¢	$12	0xf845b0…
11-14 02:33:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 13, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0xefe45f…