Funny-Agent — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$87

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

63.6%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$2.25K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$25

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-11

last 06-08 23:16

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

40% 44% $-87

Other

39% — —

Sports

19% — —

Politics

3% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

19 active days in 12wk • peak 23 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (15) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	4	$440	262	262	+0	open	—	05-13 00:24
Will Liverpool reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	2	$222	120	120	+0	open	—	04-14 23:41
will rory mcilroy win the 2026 masters tournament	1	$200	339	0	+339	open	—	04-11 19:03
Will Real Madrid reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	3	$147	200	0	+200	open	—	04-15 20:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	11	$133	90	90	+0	Down	+$31	05-13 23:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	2	$119	64	64	+0	Up	+$9	05-07 06:26
Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $125 in April?	1	$100	417	0	+417	open	—	04-12 06:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 9PM ET	3	$77	90	0	+90	Up	$-77	05-14 01:43
will cameron young win the 2026 masters tournament	1	$67	80	0	+80	open	—	04-12 21:34
Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	4	$65	100	0	+100	open	—	04-14 23:38
bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	6	$63	400	0	+400	open	—	04-16 23:40
Bitcoin Up or Down on May 9?	2	$51	100	2	+97	Up	+$49	05-08 22:00
Will PSG win the 2025–26 Champions League?	1	$50	200	0	+200	open	—	04-15 08:05
bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 10am et	1	$49	97	0	+97	open	—	04-15 13:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5PM ET	2	$48	33	33	+0	Down	+$18	05-07 22:54
bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 12am et	2	$47	30	29	+1	open	—	04-15 05:27
ucl liv1 psg1 2026 04 14 psg1	1	$41	109	0	+109	open	—	04-13 23:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6PM ET	1	$34	75	0	+75	Up	$-34	05-13 22:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	3	$32	45	0	+45	Up	$-32	05-07 06:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	5	$30	75	0	+75	Down	$-30	05-06 07:37
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	5	$29	45	0	+45	Down	+$16	05-13 05:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7PM ET	2	$29	25	17	+8	Up	+$8	05-07 23:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	5	$27	100	0	+100	Up	$-27	05-05 00:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	5	$21	55	0	+55	open	—	05-31 11:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3PM ET	4	$21	50	0	+50	Up	+$29	05-13 19:41
will patrick reed win the 2026 masters tournament	1	$20	152	0	+152	open	—	04-11 19:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12PM ET	1	$15	34	0	+34	Up	$-15	05-13 16:07
btc updown 5m 1775937600	1	$15	62	0	+62	open	—	04-11 20:01
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	1	$15	25	0	+25	Up	$-15	05-06 17:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 6:45PM-7:00PM ET	1	$10	25	0	+25	Down	$-10	05-09 22:48

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-08 23:16:12	world cup goalkeeper to score 20260607161409835	Yes	BUY	100	5¢	$5	0x5afded…
05-31 11:43:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	15¢	$0	0x8808e9…
05-31 11:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	24	15¢	$4	0xc954f9…
05-31 11:42:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	0	15¢	$0	0x75517f…
05-31 10:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	59¢	$3	0x21202a…
05-31 10:02:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	25	59¢	$15	0x3296e8…
05-30 19:22:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xff5e2c…
05-14 01:43:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	40	86¢	$34	0x7f2407…
05-14 01:40:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	49	85¢	$42	0xb3a4ed…
05-14 01:40:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	1	85¢	$1	0x877f2d…
05-13 23:38:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	2	92¢	$2	0x26f250…
05-13 23:38:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	3	92¢	$3	0x213793…
05-13 23:38:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0xb082ba…
05-13 23:38:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	12	92¢	$11	0xd4ee34…
05-13 23:38:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0xcedbf9…
05-13 23:38:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	5	92¢	$5	0x77897a…
05-13 23:38:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	21	92¢	$19	0x53ee72…
05-13 23:33:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	27	90¢	$24	0x67ea35…
05-13 23:33:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	SELL	18	90¢	$16	0x48107d…
05-13 23:03:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	BUY	40	58¢	$23	0x46f50a…
05-13 23:03:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7PM ET	Down	BUY	50	55¢	$28	0x2f592f…
05-13 22:02:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	75	45¢	$34	0x0b94e7…
05-13 19:41:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3PM ET	Up	BUY	1	42¢	$0	0xaf8694…
05-13 19:41:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3PM ET	Up	BUY	30	42¢	$13	0x8862cc…
05-13 19:40:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3PM ET	Up	BUY	18	42¢	$8	0x1a74b3…
05-13 19:40:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3PM ET	Up	BUY	1	42¢	$0	0x1dcf89…
05-13 16:07:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12PM ET	Down	BUY	34	45¢	$15	0x6d4945…
05-13 05:11:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	0	65¢	$0	0x5ab489…
05-13 05:10:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	6	65¢	$4	0x1ce5fc…
05-13 05:10:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	9	65¢	$6	0xf7c630…
05-13 05:10:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	9	65¢	$6	0x6092c6…
05-13 05:10:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	21	65¢	$14	0xf5b153…
05-13 00:24:21	Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	No	SELL	62	95¢	$59	0x796def…
05-12 05:30:25	Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	No	BUY	62	72¢	$45	0xdd6c08…
05-09 22:48:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 6:45PM-7:00PM ET	Up	BUY	25	41¢	$10	0x62faee…
05-08 22:00:19	Bitcoin Up or Down on May 9?	Up	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0x4c6234…
05-08 18:15:27	Bitcoin Up or Down on May 9?	Up	BUY	100	50¢	$50	0x76a2d3…
05-08 17:23:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	11¢	$0	0x9d3508…
05-08 17:23:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	BUY	25	10¢	$2	0x61b76d…
05-08 17:23:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	BUY	28	11¢	$3	0x0973b2…
05-08 17:23:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	11¢	$0	0x84db69…
05-07 23:42:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7PM ET	Up	SELL	17	85¢	$14	0x326293…
05-07 23:23:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7PM ET	Up	BUY	25	59¢	$15	0xa81ffb…
05-07 22:54:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5PM ET	Down	SELL	33	100¢	$33	0x9de408…
05-07 20:57:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5PM ET	Down	BUY	33	46¢	$15	0x5af477…
05-07 06:30:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	20	70¢	$14	0xef5dc8…
05-07 06:29:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	72¢	$4	0x92ed1e…
05-07 06:29:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	20	72¢	$14	0x4155fa…
05-07 06:26:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	Up	SELL	64	100¢	$64	0xb8bc80…
05-07 05:48:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	64	86¢	$55	0x0c7698…
05-06 17:51:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Down	BUY	25	59¢	$15	0xfcf1eb…
05-06 07:37:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	38	35¢	$13	0x922ca1…
05-06 07:36:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	2	35¢	$1	0x59978a…
05-06 07:36:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x7ad784…
05-06 07:36:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xfaae72…
05-06 06:57:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	25	49¢	$12	0x6de577…
05-05 00:32:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	Down	BUY	25	20¢	$5	0xd6adf2…
05-05 00:32:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	Down	BUY	13	20¢	$3	0xcd1185…
05-05 00:32:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	Down	BUY	4	20¢	$1	0x67ffa8…
05-05 00:32:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	Down	BUY	8	20¢	$2	0x78dd0d…
05-05 00:04:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8PM ET	Down	BUY	50	34¢	$17	0x878837…
04-30 22:18:56	Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	No	SELL	200	92¢	$184	0x137792…
04-23 16:55:32	Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	No	BUY	200	76¢	$152	0x1b9c4e…
04-16 23:40:04	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	100	4¢	$4	0xc7fac3…
04-16 23:31:22	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	100	7¢	$7	0x692dab…
04-16 23:14:52	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	6	25¢	$2	0xad13d9…
04-16 23:14:44	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	1	25¢	$0	0x3b4efb…
04-16 23:14:30	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	93	25¢	$23	0x0ab323…
04-16 23:07:36	bitcoin up or down april 16 2026 7pm et	Down	BUY	100	27¢	$27	0x960e1f…
04-15 20:04:54	Will Real Madrid reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	No	BUY	100	65¢	$65	0x715c1a…
04-15 19:00:24	Will Real Madrid reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	No	BUY	17	82¢	$14	0x268c6a…
04-15 19:00:22	Will Real Madrid reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	No	BUY	83	82¢	$68	0x98ea76…
04-15 15:38:58	bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 11am et	Up	BUY	100	6¢	$6	0xff0ce7…
04-15 13:48:48	bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 10am et	Down	BUY	97	50¢	$49	0xe49dc6…
04-15 08:05:06	Will PSG win the 2025–26 Champions League?	Yes	BUY	200	25¢	$50	0x8c20da…
04-15 05:27:10	bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 12am et	Down	SELL	29	100¢	$29	0xb5ba7f…
04-15 04:40:12	bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 12am et	Down	BUY	30	60¢	$18	0xd3b741…
04-14 23:41:36	Will Liverpool reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	No	SELL	120	100¢	$120	0x37de26…
04-14 23:38:22	Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	10	65¢	$7	0x543885…
04-14 23:36:40	Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	9	65¢	$6	0xa5d587…
04-14 23:36:00	Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	80	65¢	$52	0x8d89ec…
04-14 23:24:46	Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	1	65¢	$0	0x99d506…
04-14 20:27:42	Will Liverpool reach the UEFA Champions League semifinal?	No	BUY	120	85¢	$102	0xed42dd…
04-13 23:07:51	ucl liv1 psg1 2026 04 14 psg1	Yes	BUY	109	38¢	$41	0xcb678c…
04-12 21:34:45	will cameron young win the 2026 masters tournament	No	BUY	80	84¢	$67	0x368ca4…
04-12 06:11:21	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $125 in April?	Yes	BUY	417	24¢	$100	0x78ac96…
04-11 20:01:17	btc updown 5m 1775937600	Up	BUY	62	24¢	$15	0x9ac858…
04-11 19:50:15	btc updown 5m 1775937000	Up	BUY	18	55¢	$10	0x73538f…
04-11 19:25:43	will patrick reed win the 2026 masters tournament	Yes	BUY	152	13¢	$20	0xed50cd…
04-11 19:17:45	will hao tong li win the 2026 masters tournament	Yes	BUY	156	3¢	$5	0xdf2933…
04-11 19:03:31	will rory mcilroy win the 2026 masters tournament	Yes	BUY	339	59¢	$200	0xe490d3…