Sleepy-Slapstick — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$760

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

54.5%

Resolved

156

Trades

6,740

lifetime

Volume

$158.3K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$23

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-01

last 06-23 17:00

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 16 days

Categories

Other

73% 44% +$243

Politics

21% 20% $-78

Sports

6% 32% +$596

Crypto

1% — —

Tech

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35 active days in 12wk • peak 73 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (3) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
us strikes iran by january 31 2026 165	44	$3.7K	3,317	3,317	+0	open	—	01-29 14:49
will there be another us government shutdown by january 31	44	$2.8K	2,578	2,930	-352	open	—	01-30 12:10
us forces enter iran by march 31 222 191 243 517 878 439 519	9	$2.2K	2,010	1,810	+200	open	—	03-29 20:26
khamenei out as supreme leader of iran by january 31	10	$2.2K	1,600	1,600	+0	open	—	01-17 08:11
UFC 328: Sean Strickland vs. Khamzat Chimaev (Middleweight, Main Card)	3	$1.8K	1,119	1,639	-520	Sean Strickland	+$891	05-10 04:45
us x iran permanent peace deal by june 15 2026 734 856 129	6	$1.6K	1,200	1,200	+0	open	—	06-16 12:39
will the iranian regime fall by january 31	28	$1.6K	6,010	6,010	+0	open	—	01-14 16:30
cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	6	$1.5K	2,633	0	+2,633	open	—	06-20 14:45
cs2 prv ts7 2026 03 21	6	$1.5K	1,528	0	+1,528	open	—	03-21 20:55
Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Péter Magyar?	2	$1.3K	730	730	+0	open	—	04-12 23:18
Counter-Strike: FURIA vs Team Falcons (BO3) - PGL Astana Playoffs	7	$1.3K	926	926	+0	open	—	05-15 20:02
israel strikes iran by january 31 2026 894 994 453	19	$1.2K	1,262	1,262	+0	open	—	01-10 21:51
israel strikes iran by march 31 2026	12	$1.1K	1,002	1,002	+0	open	—	02-18 09:47
us x iran ceasefire by april 15	17	$1.1K	2,931	2,931	+0	open	—	04-07 21:01
cs2 rbls csdiil 2026 03 18	3	$1.1K	1,100	0	+1,100	open	—	03-18 23:43
cs2 fal2 navi 2026 03 20	2	$1.0K	1,120	0	+1,120	open	—	03-20 20:41
Valorant: FUT Esports vs Team Vitality (BO3) - VCT EMEA Playoffs	1	$1.0K	1,293	0	+1,293	open	—	05-15 16:28
LoL: Estral Esports vs RED Academy - Game 3 Winner	5	$869	500	500	+0	open	—	05-18 22:26
LoL: Hanwha Life Esports vs HANJIN BRION (BO3) - Esports World Cup Korea Qualifier Playoffs	2	$835	500	500	+0	open	—	05-19 08:29
US x Iran ceasefire by May 31?	15	$748	800	800	+0	open	—	04-07 22:08
Valorant: Team Liquid vs Team Vitality (BO3) - VCT EMEA Playoffs	13	$748	870	570	+300	Team Vitality	+$145	05-07 19:47
LoL: Movistar KOI vs Karmine Corp (BO3) - LEC Regular Season	8	$738	759	509	+250	Karmine Corp	+$87	05-09 17:32
cs2 mf arc 2026 03 16	9	$727	798	0	+798	open	—	03-16 13:07
lol tes wb 2026 01 19	7	$723	501	501	+0	open	—	01-19 11:35
LoL: Nongshim Red Force vs KT Rolster (BO3) - LCK Rounds 1-2	3	$695	500	500	+0	open	—	05-20 14:15
Will GameStop acquire eBay?	2	$688	400	400	+0	open	—	06-20 05:34
Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Viktor Orbán?	7	$685	700	700	+0	open	—	04-12 19:03
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	13	$671	2,700	2,700	+0	open	—	06-23 17:00
us strikes iran by january 23 2026 494 711 798 734 155	4	$645	450	450	+0	open	—	01-16 19:38
us strikes iran by february 28 2026 227 967 547 688 589 491 592 418 452 924 384 915 464 672 196 157 993 596 269 535 381 391 471 256 988 997 296 225 762 973 292 827 345 182 558 215 794 879 189 761	9	$614	1,280	290	+990	open	—	02-28 06:49

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-23 17:00:10	Will the Iranian regime fall before 2027?	Yes	SELL	100	9¢	$9	0x9c0002…
06-23 17:00:01	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	Yes	SELL	800	3¢	$24	0xd73f70…
06-20 20:38:43	cs2 g1 100t 2026 06 20	100 Thieves	SELL	100	100¢	$100	0x75fa8d…
06-20 14:45:26	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	859	59¢	$507	0xaab522…
06-20 14:43:23	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	884	59¢	$521	0xc40230…
06-20 14:42:08	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	SELL	200	4¢	$8	0x547305…
06-20 14:42:04	israel x hezbollah permanent peace deal by june 30 2026	Yes	SELL	100	11¢	$11	0xbba81d…
06-20 14:41:59	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	SELL	100	17¢	$17	0xe6c7be…
06-20 14:41:55	will steve witkoff attend the us iran signing ceremony 20260615232204726	Yes	SELL	100	17¢	$17	0x00c331…
06-20 14:41:50	2026 FIFA World Cup: Unbeaten Champion?	No	SELL	100	23¢	$23	0x7c8fd2…
06-20 14:41:46	iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by july 31	Yes	SELL	200	15¢	$30	0x7427a5…
06-20 14:41:08	Will Russia capture all of Kostyantynivka by December 31, 2026?	No	SELL	100	52¢	$52	0xbb8840…
06-20 14:41:02	Will OpenAI IPO by December 31 2026?	No	SELL	140	42¢	$58	0x91e50b…
06-20 14:40:52	Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by December 31, 2026?	Yes	SELL	200	46¢	$92	0x302d2f…
06-20 14:40:43	Iran agrees to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by December 31, 2026?	No	SELL	131	78¢	$102	0x58fcba…
06-20 14:40:26	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	690	58¢	$400	0xd358b9…
06-20 14:23:46	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 31 2026 436	Yes	SELL	222	97¢	$215	0xc03dae…
06-20 13:56:47	cs2 aur1 furia 2026 06 20	Aurora Gaming	BUY	100	40¢	$40	0xc99c52…
06-20 06:25:22	cs2 echo ice 2026 06 20	Inner Circle Esports	BUY	100	68¢	$68	0x9cf695…
06-20 06:02:07	cs2 fokus cs1 2026 06 20	CYBERSHOKE Esports	BUY	100	44¢	$44	0xaeb107…
06-20 05:59:41	cs2 g1 100t 2026 06 20	100 Thieves	BUY	100	71¢	$71	0x718c03…
06-20 05:43:16	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	125	56¢	$70	0x7a5160…
06-20 05:42:22	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	41	56¢	$23	0xb54e03…
06-20 05:40:43	cs2 ts7 fal2 2026 06 20	Spirit	BUY	34	56¢	$19	0x41fab7…
06-20 05:37:07	cs2 kol inox 2026 06 20	INOX Division	BUY	100	65¢	$65	0xaacd8f…
06-20 05:34:37	Will GameStop acquire eBay?	No	SELL	400	88¢	$352	0x8ed844…
06-20 00:24:20	Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by December 31, 2026?	Yes	BUY	13	46¢	$6	0x94b28e…
06-19 23:49:26	cs2 vit fal2 2026 06 19	Team Falcons	SELL	100	100¢	$100	0xf38995…
06-19 23:34:16	Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by December 31, 2026?	Yes	BUY	187	46¢	$86	0x249518…
06-19 23:10:05	cs2 aur1 furia 2026 06 20	Aurora Gaming	BUY	100	41¢	$41	0xb2253b…
06-19 22:29:19	cs2 vit fal2 2026 06 19	Vitality	BUY	450	39¢	$176	0x428309…
06-19 17:15:22	cs2 ff navij1 2026 06 19	Fire Flux Esports	BUY	94	66¢	$62	0x7a4179…
06-19 16:14:19	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Leviatán Esports	BUY	100	45¢	$45	0xfb5c09…
06-19 16:08:49	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	22	53¢	$12	0x293f90…
06-19 16:08:37	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	32	53¢	$17	0x5c8476…
06-19 16:08:34	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0xc384fb…
06-19 16:08:10	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	21	53¢	$11	0x0473f5…
06-19 16:08:07	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	9	53¢	$5	0x58e2b4…
06-19 16:07:25	val vit lev1 2026 06 19	Team Vitality	BUY	11	53¢	$6	0x64a961…
06-19 15:30:32	cs2 ww cs1 2026 06 19	WW Team	BUY	44	34¢	$15	0x28d1ea…
06-19 15:30:20	cs2 ww cs1 2026 06 19	WW Team	BUY	10	34¢	$4	0x9d2541…
06-19 15:30:10	cs2 ww cs1 2026 06 19	WW Team	BUY	46	34¢	$16	0x52ff32…
06-19 14:26:37	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	20	44¢	$9	0xccf61a…
06-19 14:25:35	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	8	44¢	$4	0x882239…
06-19 14:22:53	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	171	44¢	$75	0x2ab9fc…
06-19 14:05:22	iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by july 31	Yes	BUY	200	54¢	$108	0xb97fe1…
06-19 13:49:04	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	SELL	250	42¢	$105	0xdb0f68…
06-19 10:41:23	cs2 ts7 g2 2026 06 19 map handicap away 1pt5	G2	BUY	100	54¢	$54	0x241402…
06-19 10:39:38	will steve witkoff attend the us iran signing ceremony 20260615232204726	Yes	BUY	71	11¢	$8	0xf73f75…
06-19 09:56:13	will steve witkoff attend the us iran signing ceremony 20260615232204726	Yes	BUY	29	11¢	$3	0xaefbd7…
06-19 08:09:46	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	26	17¢	$4	0xae2d24…
06-19 07:26:16	Will Russia capture all of Kostyantynivka by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	100	52¢	$52	0x4a879f…
06-19 05:40:16	val edg1 pr1 2026 06 19	EDward Gaming	BUY	100	25¢	$25	0x87de77…
06-19 05:26:04	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	9	17¢	$2	0xe94a99…
06-19 05:12:58	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	Yes	BUY	800	13¢	$104	0x2ae318…
06-19 04:56:56	cs2 1win inox 2026 06 19	INOX Division	BUY	100	56¢	$56	0x2e4a72…
06-19 04:51:16	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	25	17¢	$4	0xb4cefe…
06-19 04:40:32	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	Yes	SELL	900	13¢	$117	0x5cef74…
06-19 04:05:28	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	50	67¢	$34	0x07061f…
06-19 03:28:20	will crude oil cl hit high 95 by end of june	Yes	BUY	60	2¢	$1	0x5657b2…
06-19 03:27:40	will crude oil cl hit high 95 by end of june	Yes	BUY	2	2¢	$0	0x96e8c0…
06-19 03:27:20	will crude oil cl hit high 95 by end of june	Yes	BUY	2	2¢	$0	0x1baf92…
06-19 03:14:50	us x iran diplomatic meeting by june 21 2026	No	SELL	60	69¢	$42	0x1ff7a0…
06-19 03:12:41	trump announces us x iran ceasefire over by june 30 20260607232556276 219	No	SELL	100	95¢	$95	0x7a9f21…
06-19 03:09:08	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 31 2026 436	Yes	BUY	200	86¢	$173	0xac6d9d…
06-19 03:08:41	us x iran diplomatic meeting by june 19 2026 475	No	SELL	100	86¢	$86	0xdc0da3…
06-19 03:07:13	US x Iran diplomatic meeting by June 30, 2026?	No	SELL	100	35¢	$35	0xb05780…
06-19 02:38:44	Iran agrees to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	27	75¢	$20	0x409ac5…
06-19 02:38:31	Iran agrees to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	80	75¢	$60	0xd1e0f8…
06-19 01:46:13	Iran agrees to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	2	75¢	$1	0xf8e32f…
06-19 01:23:41	Iran agrees to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	22	75¢	$16	0xff1a06…
06-19 00:29:08	cs2 vit fal2 2026 06 19	Team Falcons	BUY	100	29¢	$29	0xd09cbc…
06-19 00:04:43	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0xc48660…
06-19 00:04:43	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	27	53¢	$14	0xbf1a79…
06-19 00:04:43	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	11	53¢	$6	0x993111…
06-19 00:04:43	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	21	53¢	$11	0x855b13…
06-19 00:04:41	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0xd3f7ab…
06-19 00:04:41	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0x5558dd…
06-19 00:02:56	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x781ac4…
06-18 23:17:22	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	Yes	BUY	500	14¢	$70	0xfbc4b3…
06-18 22:18:25	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	Yes	BUY	200	14¢	$28	0xd741d5…
06-18 22:04:23	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	15	55¢	$8	0x507931…
06-18 21:56:59	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	16	17¢	$3	0x9d4d3b…
06-18 21:55:58	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x9f4f85…
06-18 21:54:56	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	6	17¢	$1	0xe75761…
06-18 21:54:25	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 31 2026 436	Yes	BUY	22	94¢	$21	0x60fd89…
06-18 21:51:17	us x iran diplomatic meeting by june 21 2026	No	BUY	60	37¢	$22	0x2b86d0…
06-18 21:39:35	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	8	17¢	$1	0x0f4366…
06-18 21:28:44	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	51	61¢	$31	0xf048ce…
06-18 21:28:19	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	0	61¢	$0	0xc246a6…
06-18 21:28:17	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	0	61¢	$0	0x1f2d9e…
06-18 21:28:07	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	3	61¢	$2	0x462be8…
06-18 21:27:55	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	3	61¢	$2	0x73fee5…
06-18 21:26:31	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	128	61¢	$78	0x99adc8…
06-18 21:26:07	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	5	61¢	$3	0x68a218…
06-18 21:26:05	Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	BUY	10	61¢	$6	0xf711e9…
06-18 21:23:35	Cuban regime falls in 2026?	Yes	BUY	10	17¢	$2	0xca002f…
06-18 21:16:17	israel x hezbollah permanent peace deal by june 30 2026	Yes	BUY	100	21¢	$21	0x75a78d…
06-18 21:04:05	val m80 sad 2026 06 18	M80	BUY	6	55¢	$3	0xbcdf2f…
06-18 20:59:28	fifwc can qat 2026 06 18 btts	No	BUY	100	55¢	$55	0x0e2651…