Meaty-Humor — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$0

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

95.4%

Resolved

Trades

1,568

lifetime

Volume

$7.78K

lifetime

Avg / trade

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-05

last 06-09 16:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 19 days

Categories

Other

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Sports

17% 100% +$0

Crypto

4% 100% +$0

Tech

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84 active days in 12wk • peak 42 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
ucl psg1 cfc1 2026 03 11 spread away 2pt5	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	03-11 21:59
Notts County FC vs. Salford City FC: O/U 2.5	3	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 04:48
crint ivo mli 2026 05 25	3	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	06-04 04:48
Map Handicap: DRIP (-1.5) vs m1x (+1.5)	2	$10	5	5	+0	m1x	+$0	05-07 11:00
LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-24 16:02
highest temperature in shanghai on april 9 2026 28c	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-09 07:11
Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 04:48
ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 05:49
Over $8M committed to the P2P Protocol public sale?	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-01 01:24
blast open rotterdam 2026 will a player break something during a game	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	03-31 04:00
highest temperature in paris on april 15 2026 18c	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-15 20:54
Will Backpack launch a token by December 31, 2026?	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	03-23 13:58
Over $7M committed to the P2P Protocol public sale?	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-01 01:47
fl1 psg nan 2026 04 22 total 1pt5	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-22 17:37
Istanbul: Laura Pigossi vs Lucia Cortez Llorca	2	$10	5	5	+0	Laura Pigossi	$-0	05-05 15:54
bitcoin above 78k on april 24	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-24 17:13
Backpack FDV above $200M one day after launch?	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	03-24 20:12
atp shevche turcanu 2026 03 30 first set winner Shevchenko vs Turcanu	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	03-31 08:57
Will the highest temperature in Chongqing be 30°C on April 25?	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-25 07:07
wta avanesy garcia 2026 04 07	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-07 15:07
mlb chc phi 2026 04 13 total 20pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-14 01:43
lal elc mal 2026 03 21 total 1pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	03-21 16:37
epl che mac 2026 04 12 mac	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-12 18:09
hr1 sla haj 2026 04 17 total 3pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-17 18:01
atp schwaer samuel 2026 04 10 first set winner Schwaerzler vs Samuel	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-10 12:04
highest temperature in taipei on april 24 2026 19c	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-23 17:05
FC Twente '65 vs. NEC: O/U 3.5	2	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-25 20:56
atp shimabu riedi 2026 04 17 set totals 2pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-17 07:01
mlb bos stl 2026 04 10 spread home 1pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-11 03:40
wta muchova gauff 2026 04 17	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-17 17:07

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-09 16:28:54	lol ckz ps1 2026 06 09	Partizan Sangal	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcae720…
06-09 12:20:12	itf khayndr aydemir 2026 06 09	Defne Aydemir	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7308ab…
06-09 03:26:58	nba sas nyk 2026 06 08 total 219pt5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdcc7af…
06-08 21:37:00	France vs. Northern Ireland: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc2607b…
06-08 12:03:37	will microstrategy announce a bitcoin purchase june 2 8	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3c3a22…
06-07 23:59:21	lol lll vks 2026 06 07 total games 2pt5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x32ca57…
06-07 21:58:16	mlb mil col 2026 06 07 spread away 1pt5	Milwaukee Brewers	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8ded60…
06-07 21:09:30	mlb cws phi 2026 06 07	Philadelphia Phillies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6aa071…
06-07 19:14:04	atp cobolli zverev 2026 06 07 set handicap away 1pt5	Cobolli	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfc041b…
06-07 17:38:58	mlbb ts ver 2026 06 07 game1	Team Spirit	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3c9b73…
06-07 16:59:30	cs2 bb3 m80 2026 06 07	BetBoom Team	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x00eb47…
06-07 13:09:46	sc2 hero cure 2026 06 07	herO	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcf1f10…
06-07 00:58:55	crint can2 usa3 2026 06 06	USA	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfffa47…
06-06 23:09:45	codmw tex riyf 2026 06 06	OpTic Texas	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3f078c…
06-06 23:06:27	mlb tb mia 2026 06 06 spread home 2pt5	Tampa Bay Rays	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4c7e66…
06-06 14:19:18	lol jdg blg 2026 06 06 game handicap home 1pt5	Bilibili Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x77f67d…
06-06 12:40:09	cs2 pain tyloo 2026 06 06 game1 round handicap pain 3pt5	TYLOO	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9ce2eb…
06-06 11:32:34	itf haavist petruze 2026 06 06	Lucie Petruzelova	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xaa7ce1…
06-06 11:32:30	itf jovanov davies 2026 06 06	Allegra Korpanec Davies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5871e6…
06-06 01:59:30	Spread: Peru (-1.5)	Haiti	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8614d1…
06-05 18:19:13	will meta dip to 590 by june 1 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa62ae1…
06-05 15:45:18	atp mensik zverev 2026 06 05 set handicap away 2pt5	Mensik	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xec16b2…
06-05 01:48:04	fda approves arvinas vepdegestrant 06 05 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd58454…
06-04 04:48:39	crint ivo mli 2026 05 25	Mali	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x879b4f…
06-03 20:21:51	mlb mia wsh 2026 06 03 total 9pt5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd839a0…
06-03 16:04:09	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $66,000 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9f56cf…
06-03 11:31:46	T20 ACC Premier Cup, Women: China vs Oman	Oman	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5a4c10…
06-03 06:26:04	T20 ACC Premier Cup, Women: Malaysia vs Kuwait	Malaysia	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x88a80e…
06-03 04:48:44	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	Mali	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0xe3eacd…
06-03 04:48:44	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	Mali	BUY	3	100¢	$3	0xd3e2de…
06-02 22:56:07	Valorant: SaD Esports vs NRG Academy - Map 2 Winner	NRG Academy	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5fa3c0…
06-02 15:24:31	Foggia: Mayar Sherif vs Carlota Martinez Cirez	Mayar Sherif	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2ae26a…
06-01 19:01:23	Bulgaria vs. Montenegro: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4f1269…
06-01 17:58:51	Bulgaria vs. Montenegro: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb4b630…
06-01 17:56:51	Slovakia vs. Malta: O/U 4.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xffe184…
06-01 14:41:31	will spy reach 750 in june 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9b9bf6…
06-01 02:52:46	Spread: Los Angeles Dodgers (-1.5)	Los Angeles Dodgers	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x370797…
06-01 01:16:36	Will Luis Suárez score a goal at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6f9abd…
05-31 21:54:23	New York Yankees vs. Athletics: O/U 11.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7e7161…
05-31 20:36:59	KBO: KT Wiz vs. Kiwoom Heroes	KT Wiz	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd73a05…
05-31 19:09:25	Toronto Blue Jays vs. Baltimore Orioles	Baltimore Orioles	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x69d472…
05-31 19:00:09	Spread: Baltimore Orioles (-1.5)	Baltimore Orioles	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6874fb…
05-31 15:36:43	Rafael Jodar vs. Pablo Carreno Busta: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2a89a9…
05-31 15:26:44	Set Handicap: Jodar (-2.5) vs Busta (+2.5)	Busta	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x144cec…
05-31 14:19:36	Counter-Strike: HOTU vs Rune Eaters (BO3) - FRAGgg Playoffs	HOTU	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5bdbec…
05-31 04:46:02	Spread: Seattle Mariners (-1.5)	Seattle Mariners	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x08b726…
05-30 22:09:43	San Diego Padres vs. Washington Nationals: O/U 6.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x17be6e…
05-30 18:09:05	Gauff vs. Potapova: Match O/U 21.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x551fad…
05-30 15:50:59	T20 Scotland Tri-Series, Women: Scotland vs Bangladesh	Scotland	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc6d733…
05-30 14:13:27	PAOK vs. Panathinaikos	Panathinaikos	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7252f4…
05-30 13:13:43	Set Handicap: Cerundolo (-2.5) vs Svajda (+2.5)	Svajda	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x21698d…
05-30 12:27:10	O/U 2.5 Rounds	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5bc1ec…
05-30 12:01:35	Qingdao Xihaian FC vs. Shanghai Shenhua FC: O/U 5.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf27f38…
05-30 05:49:10	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xb18807…
05-30 04:48:35	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	August Holmgren	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xc7044a…
05-30 04:48:35	Notts County FC vs. Salford City FC: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x2c3fa3…
05-29 23:44:54	Will Apple (AAPL) hit (LOW) $288 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4f32ed…
05-29 21:06:07	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $130 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x607576…
05-29 21:01:46	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $105 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6407a1…
05-29 19:20:07	Fonseca vs. Djokovic: Match O/U 38.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x06b1ea…
05-29 17:27:41	Spread: Gambia (-1.5)	IR Iran	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf7eb60…
05-29 13:57:04	Borges vs. Rublev: Match O/U 36.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x82515f…
05-29 08:52:22	ITF Tsaghkadzor: Daria Kuznetsova vs Anna Bazderova	Anna Bazderova	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa9eb08…
05-28 16:52:16	Claude 4.8 released by May 31?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe70065…
05-28 16:31:24	Notts County FC vs. Salford City FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	3	100¢	$3	0xd95fb7…
05-28 16:31:24	Notts County FC vs. Salford City FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x34c608…
05-28 12:33:00	Set 1 Winner: Sinner vs Cerundolo	Sinner	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4aef23…
05-28 02:32:36	Red Bull Bragantino vs. Carabobo FC: O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2e709e…
05-27 18:03:23	Anadolu Efes vs. Turk Telekom	Anadolu Efes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3e0953…
05-27 16:00:34	Hang Seng (HSI) Up or Down on May 27?	Down	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1d0959…
05-27 14:43:44	Camilo Ugo Carabelli vs. Andrey Rublev: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x32392a…
05-27 07:24:59	Will there be a run scored in the first inning?: Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7e7ac1…
05-27 02:14:32	Spread: New York Mets (-1.5)	Cincinnati Reds	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x553e1b…
05-26 20:01:34	Solstice FDV above $200M one day after launch?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xedfdc0…
05-26 16:59:23	World Championships: Sweden vs. Slovakia	Sweden	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf66f72…
05-26 14:03:24	Set Handicap: Vacherot (-2.5) vs Faurel (+2.5)	Faurel	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4feea0…
05-26 13:17:57	Tallon Griekspoor vs. Matteo Arnaldi: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc9a61d…
05-25 08:09:11	T20 Series Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A, Women: Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A	New Zealand A	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdc1209…
05-25 04:48:24	Will 1+ world records be broken at the 2026 Enhanced Games?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x856875…
05-25 02:00:45	Washington Mystics vs. Seattle Storm: O/U 160.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x43dfc4…
05-25 02:00:27	Washington Mystics vs. Seattle Storm: O/U 159.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x49bd8a…
05-24 22:21:13	Roland Garros ATP: Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard vs Novak Djokovic	Novak Djokovic	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0x9be7aa…
05-24 22:20:10	Roland Garros ATP: Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard vs Novak Djokovic	Novak Djokovic	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0xaca067…
05-24 20:49:39	Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers: O/U 10.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf0b2c4…
05-24 19:25:20	Roland Garros ATP: Quentin Halys vs Mattia Bellucci	Quentin Halys	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfd88c9…
05-24 17:30:09	Nottingham Forest FC vs. AFC Bournemouth: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcfe9a4…
05-24 17:08:47	Spread: Nottingham Forest FC (-1.5)	AFC Bournemouth	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x30f15a…
05-24 16:02:34	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xaeedfb…
05-24 15:29:51	AC Sparta Praha vs. FC Hradec Králové: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd7b84e…
05-23 22:55:07	Minnesota United FC vs. Real Salt Lake: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7bf6c2…
05-23 17:47:07	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x33b2bd…
05-23 16:16:05	LoL: Invictus Gaming vs ThunderTalk Gaming - Game 3 Winner	ThunderTalk Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0639a8…
05-23 16:09:09	CSKA Moscow vs. Lokomotiv Kuban	CSKA Moscow	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb7ed5b…
05-23 01:24:49	Minnesota Twins vs. Boston Red Sox: O/U 7.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf6b9a7…
05-22 17:12:39	Olympiacos B.C. vs. Fenerbahce	Olympiacos B.C.	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcff6d7…
05-22 11:51:14	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: Borna Gojo vs Jurij Rodionov	Jurij Rodionov	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x296a05…
05-22 10:23:28	Games Total: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5c1750…
05-21 20:07:42	Nexus FDV above $800M one day after launch?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2a8d59…
05-21 11:20:09	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x108b9e…
05-20 21:43:28	Will NVIDIA (NVDA) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd3a362…