Miserable-Journalism — Polymarket

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Hit rate

92.0%

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Trades

815

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Volume

$4.04K

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0 positions

First seen

2026-04-08

last 06-09 17:38

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cumulative realized P&L over 18 days

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Sports

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Crypto

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62 active days in 12wk • peak 36 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (5) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 04:48
atp mena aboian 2026 04 15 match total 21pt5	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-25 02:48
LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-24 16:02
T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	06-03 04:48
Counter-Strike: Passion Academy vs LPH Gaming - Map 2 Winner	2	$10	5	5	+0	LPH Gaming	+$0	05-10 14:38
ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 05:52
Map Handicap: DRIP (-1.5) vs m1x (+1.5)	2	$10	5	5	+0	m1x	+$0	05-07 11:00
highest temperature in shanghai on april 9 2026 28c	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-09 07:09
bitcoin above 78k on april 24	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-24 17:13
highest temperature in paris on april 15 2026 18c	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-15 20:54
fl1 psg nan 2026 04 22 total 1pt5	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-22 17:37
Istanbul: Laura Pigossi vs Lucia Cortez Llorca	2	$10	5	5	+0	Laura Pigossi	$-0	05-05 15:54
trump declassifies new ufo files by april 30	2	$9	5	5	+0	open	—	05-01 03:36
highest temperature in nyc on april 21 2026 50 51f	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-21 19:03
Fluent FDV above $100M one day after launch?	1	$5	5	0	+5	Yes	+$0	04-25 20:21
mlb cws phi 2026 06 07	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-07 21:09
por spo ben 2026 04 19 total 3pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-19 19:34
highest temperature in amsterdam on april 21 2026 13c	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-21 17:00
Kyoto Hannaryz vs. Osaka Evessa	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-25 08:32
Spread: Washington Nationals (-1.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	Miami Marlins	+$0	05-10 20:33
atp machac rublev 2026 04 17	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-17 12:56
lib san1 pen 2026 04 09 total 1pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-10 04:15
epl ars bou 2026 04 11 halftime result home	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-11 12:59
LoL: Weibo Gaming vs Anyone's Legend - Game 2 Winner	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-25 14:38
fl1 rcl tou 2026 04 17 ags anthony bermont	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-17 20:45
highest temperature in busan on april 14 2026 17c	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-14 02:11
mlb tex oak 2026 04 16 spread away 1pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-16 23:46
ufc den2 mar91 2026 04 18	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-18 23:48
atp marozsa tsitsip 2026 04 13 set totals 2pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	04-15 11:33
SK Poltava vs. FK Kryvbas Kryvyi Rih: O/U 1.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-01 13:54

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-09 17:38:22	Will Claude 5 be released by June 30, 2026?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x282ad2…
06-08 21:37:03	France vs. Northern Ireland: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9740cb…
06-08 12:03:40	will microstrategy announce a bitcoin purchase june 2 8	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1e17f1…
06-07 21:09:31	mlb cws phi 2026 06 07	Philadelphia Phillies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa4b4c1…
06-07 18:51:58	cs2 ts7 9z 2026 06 07 map handicap away 1pt5	Spirit	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6690cc…
06-07 17:39:00	mlbb ts ver 2026 06 07 game1	Team Spirit	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb046fd…
06-07 16:59:28	cs2 bb3 m80 2026 06 07	BetBoom Team	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb474d7…
06-06 23:10:01	codmw tex riyf 2026 06 06	OpTic Texas	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x074d8e…
06-06 20:58:43	mlb kc min 2026 06 06 spread home 3pt5	Kansas City Royals	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5a9fad…
06-06 16:17:28	wta chwalin andreev 2026 06 06 set handicap away 1pt5	Andreeva	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x67d1a9…
06-06 14:19:21	lol jdg blg 2026 06 06 game handicap home 1pt5	Bilibili Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x25fdf7…
06-06 11:32:37	itf haavist petruze 2026 06 06	Lucie Petruzelova	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4a6733…
06-06 11:32:28	itf jovanov davies 2026 06 06	Allegra Korpanec Davies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xef03bb…
06-05 20:05:37	mlbb tst hardgr 2026 06 05	HARD GRIND	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5a244f…
06-05 17:03:39	atp mensik zverev 2026 06 05 set handicap away 2pt5	Mensik	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6fbf41…
06-05 01:53:27	fda approves arvinas vepdegestrant 06 05 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x80ca0b…
06-03 21:32:37	DR Congo vs. Denmark: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd7ca04…
06-03 16:06:13	T20 Scotland Tri-Series, Women: Scotland vs Netherlands	Scotland	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfc6487…
06-03 16:04:12	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $66,000 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x101f20…
06-03 13:38:28	KBO: Lotte Giants vs. Kia Tigers	Lotte Giants	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe3de23…
06-03 04:48:42	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	Mali	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xdf9972…
06-02 22:56:10	Valorant: SaD Esports vs NRG Academy - Map 2 Winner	NRG Academy	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x416d5f…
06-02 19:09:22	Jack Pinnington Jones vs. Aleksandar Vukic: Total Sets O/U 2.5	Over 2.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x460661…
06-02 15:24:40	Foggia: Mayar Sherif vs Carlota Martinez Cirez	Mayar Sherif	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6a07b8…
06-02 14:02:02	Will Pepe be included in Portugal's official 2026 World Cup squad list?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x689be3…
06-02 04:52:01	Spread: Colorado Rockies (-1.5)	Los Angeles Angels	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc31777…
06-01 09:07:12	Valorant: LOUD vs NRG - Map 3 Winner	NRG	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xaa3f93…
06-01 07:28:44	Will Luis Suárez score a goal at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1db6d6…
06-01 07:00:25	Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Seattle Mariners: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd3bd80…
06-01 05:49:19	CD Palestino vs. Audax CS Italiano: O/U 1.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8277bc…
06-01 02:52:46	Spread: Los Angeles Dodgers (-1.5)	Los Angeles Dodgers	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x497730…
05-31 21:52:21	Mensik vs. Rublev: Match O/U 38.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x37888c…
05-31 18:59:01	Set Handicap: Jodar (-2.5) vs Busta (+2.5)	Busta	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xed8cb3…
05-31 18:43:07	Counter-Strike: MANA eSports vs INOX Division - Map 1 Winner	INOX Division	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcc8685…
05-31 14:19:39	Counter-Strike: HOTU vs Rune Eaters (BO3) - FRAGgg Playoffs	HOTU	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe27e0f…
05-31 13:53:28	Tianjin Jinmen Hu FC vs. Dalian Yingbo FC: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc4a15f…
05-31 09:14:32	KBO: SSG Landers vs. Hanwha Eagles	Hanwha Eagles	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd1a773…
05-31 08:43:44	KBO: Doosan Bears vs. Samsung Lions	Samsung Lions	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc8fec3…
05-31 08:18:25	Blaublitz Akita vs. Hokkaidō Consadole Sapporo: O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x45ebc3…
05-31 01:02:18	Santos FC vs. EC Vitória: O/U 5.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd872f4…
05-30 21:45:06	Call of Duty: Paris Gentle Mates vs Carolina Royal Ravens (BO5) - Call of Duty League Stage 4 Major Qualifiers Qualifier	Paris Gentle Mates	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3e0c3a…
05-30 19:28:18	LoL: Fluxo W7M vs LOS - Game 3 Winner	Fluxo W7M	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8873eb…
05-30 19:14:03	Paris Saint-Germain FC vs. Arsenal FC: O/U 8.5 Total Corners	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x813e60…
05-30 19:05:35	Paris Saint-Germain FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0817b6…
05-30 17:58:00	Set Handicap: Tabilo (-2.5) vs Kouame (+2.5)	Kouame	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd678ac…
05-30 14:25:14	PAOK vs. Panathinaikos	Panathinaikos	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9fd8be…
05-30 13:33:09	KBO: KT Wiz vs. Kiwoom Heroes	KT Wiz	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xed77b0…
05-30 10:57:04	UFC Fight Night: Ding Meng vs. Jose Henrique (Welterweight, Prelims)	Jose Henrique	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x64fb6d…
05-30 08:59:20	Counter-Strike: INOX Division vs against All authority - Map 1 Winner	INOX Division	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb52d4c…
05-30 05:52:43	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x2e3ea7…
05-30 04:48:42	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	August Holmgren	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x269827…
05-30 02:48:02	Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,200 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9587ad…
05-29 21:01:53	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $105 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcdb51a…
05-29 13:57:04	Borges vs. Rublev: Match O/U 36.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0d708c…
05-29 02:36:00	Spread: Cruzeiro EC (-1.5)	Cruzeiro EC	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5e9afe…
05-29 00:50:43	Centurion: Harold Mayot vs Millen Hurrion	Harold Mayot	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x551db3…
05-28 20:08:42	Apple (AAPL) Up or Down on May 28?	Up	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x543efc…
05-28 16:52:23	Claude 4.8 released by May 31?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa9d8fd…
05-28 13:49:20	Facundo Acosta vs. Learner Tien: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0x71c49b…
05-28 13:15:07	Facundo Acosta vs. Learner Tien: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x1609a5…
05-28 12:33:03	Set 1 Winner: Sinner vs Cerundolo	Sinner	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x23b564…
05-28 03:22:20	Citrea FDV above $300M one day after launch?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x93ece3…
05-28 02:32:33	Red Bull Bragantino vs. Carabobo FC: O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x136e26…
05-27 19:35:42	sc2 classi clem 2026 05 27	Classic	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf3b23e…
05-27 07:24:59	Will there be a run scored in the first inning?: Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7e7ac1…
05-27 02:14:30	Spread: New York Mets (-1.5)	Cincinnati Reds	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0424f6…
05-26 20:00:20	Solstice FDV above $250M one day after launch?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe4298f…
05-26 14:03:10	Set Handicap: Vacherot (-2.5) vs Faurel (+2.5)	Faurel	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x333d39…
05-26 13:17:56	Tallon Griekspoor vs. Matteo Arnaldi: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcbeb96…
05-26 06:27:59	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	Mali	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x604c3d…
05-25 13:37:01	Map Handicap: SAW (-1.5) vs Subtop De France (+1.5)	SAW	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd2b464…
05-25 10:12:42	Enhanced Games: Hafthor Bjornsson Heaviest Deadlift Over 510 Kg?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa8e1e3…
05-25 08:09:09	T20 Series Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A, Women: Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A	New Zealand A	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc7396d…
05-25 04:48:19	Will 1+ world records be broken at the 2026 Enhanced Games?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4635d7…
05-25 01:24:35	Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves: O/U 8.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9eb22d…
05-24 22:57:07	Roland Garros ATP: Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard vs Novak Djokovic	Novak Djokovic	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd67c22…
05-24 22:23:15	New York Mets vs. Miami Marlins: O/U 8.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1af655…
05-24 19:55:51	Roland Garros ATP: Taylor Fritz vs Nishesh Basavareddy	Nishesh Basavareddy	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1a5568…
05-24 19:24:12	Roland Garros ATP: Quentin Halys vs Mattia Bellucci	Quentin Halys	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x332fc8…
05-24 17:47:20	Spread: Newcastle United FC (-1.5)	Fulham FC	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcddf67…
05-24 16:02:43	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xc1432a…
05-24 15:29:51	AC Sparta Praha vs. FC Hradec Králové: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x53b77b…
05-24 08:02:48	Brand Risk Promotions 14: Ray J vs. Supah Hot Fire	Supah Hot	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9121af…
05-23 22:55:07	Minnesota United FC vs. Real Salt Lake: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf05061…
05-23 17:47:07	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x33b2bd…
05-23 16:16:09	LoL: Invictus Gaming vs ThunderTalk Gaming - Game 3 Winner	ThunderTalk Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x58ff27…
05-23 14:13:00	ITF Kayseri: Patrick Schoen vs Artem Alekseychuk	Patrick Schoen	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9583a4…
05-23 12:56:35	Nedic vs. Sanchis: Set 1 Games O/U 8.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8232a9…
05-23 04:52:58	Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2d5977…
05-23 04:22:03	mlb tex laa 2026 05 22 spread home 5pt5	Texas Rangers	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x25b229…
05-23 01:24:49	Minnesota Twins vs. Boston Red Sox: O/U 7.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1bfec0…
05-22 17:12:22	Olympiacos B.C. vs. Fenerbahce	Olympiacos B.C.	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x40b25f…
05-22 11:51:14	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: Borna Gojo vs Jurij Rodionov	Jurij Rodionov	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x485c31…
05-22 10:23:28	Games Total: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5439c1…
05-21 11:20:09	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x108b9e…
05-20 21:43:28	Will NVIDIA (NVDA) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd3a362…
05-20 21:22:35	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	August Holmgren	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x28ae10…
05-20 21:17:32	Hamburg European Open: Alejandro Davidovich Fokina vs Alex de Minaur	Alex de Minaur	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8de8de…
05-20 19:13:54	Will SpaceX's valuation hit (LOW) $1.4T by June 30?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xecdb59…
05-20 15:47:43	Spread: Chongqing Tonglianglong FC (-2.5)	Yunnan Yukun FC	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x77eef7…