Pitiful-Laugh — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$34

Unrealized P&L

+$4

Hit rate

79.6%

Resolved

Trades

17,744

lifetime

Volume

$19.6K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

$324

5 positions

First seen

2026-03-22

last 07-20 12:49

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 10 days

Categories

Crypto

84% 58% +$35

Other

12% 0% $-1

Sports

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Tech

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Politics

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Pop-Culture

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79 active days in 12wk • peak 656 trades/day

Open positions (5) Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?	No	+105	$100	98¢	$103	+$3	06-01 09:41
Epstein confirmed to be Satoshi by December 31?	No	+103	$100	98¢	$101	+$1	06-01 09:45
Bitcoin more valuable than any company before 2027?	No	+56	$55	98¢	$55	+$0	07-06 11:16
Bitcoin all time high by September 30, 2026?	No	+51	$50	98¢	$50	+$0	06-22 13:46
XRP all time high by September 30, 2026?	No	+16	$15	98¢	$15	$-0	07-01 15:14

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
fifwc can mar 2026 07 04 assists ismael saibari gte1	3	$395	395	0	+395	open	—	07-04 17:25
Will Dodi Lukebakio be the top goal scorer in the 2025–26 La Liga season?	9	$299	152	149	+3	open	—	04-25 09:57
will anthropics valuation hit high 5pt0t by december 31	2	$200	211	0	+211	open	—	06-13 11:23
fifwc can mar 2026 07 04 corners team home 4pt5	1	$200	200	0	+200	open	—	07-04 17:35
fifwc arg cvi 2026 07 03 goals dailon livramento gte1	1	$200	200	0	+200	open	—	07-04 00:21
fifwc bel sen 2026 07 01 goals jeremy doku gte1	4	$150	150	0	+150	open	—	07-01 22:02
will anthropics valuation hit high 4pt0t by december 31	1	$100	109	0	+109	open	—	06-13 11:25
Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?	1	$100	105	0	+105	open	—	06-01 09:41
Epstein confirmed to be Satoshi by December 31?	1	$100	103	0	+103	open	—	06-01 09:45
will argentina reach the round of 16 at the 2026 fifa world cup 20260602025120771	3	$100	106	0	+106	open	—	06-28 18:29
Will Georges Mikautadze be the top goal scorer in the 2025-26 Ligue 1 season?	4	$100	50	50	+0	open	—	04-26 15:23
Will Mohammed Amoura be the top goal scorer in the 2025–26 Bundesliga season?	10	$70	70	0	+70	open	—	04-20 22:50
fifwc arg cvi 2026 07 03 goals julian alvarez gte1	1	$65	65	0	+65	open	—	07-04 00:03
fifwc arg cvi 2026 07 03 assists julian alvarez gte2	2	$64	64	0	+64	open	—	07-04 00:10
Will Assane Diao be the top goal scorer in the 2025-26 Serie A season?	3	$60	60	0	+60	open	—	04-20 18:07
Bitcoin more valuable than any company before 2027?	2	$55	56	0	+56	open	—	07-06 11:16
fifwc esp aut 2026 07 02 goals michael gregoritsch gte1	2	$51	51	0	+51	open	—	07-02 20:33
Bitcoin all time high by September 30, 2026?	1	$50	51	0	+51	open	—	06-22 13:46
SpaceX IPO closing market cap above $1T?	1	$50	51	0	+51	open	—	06-11 21:16
will bitcoin dip to 53k on june 6	1	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	06-06 12:29
fifwc arg cvi 2026 07 03 assists dailon livramento gte1	1	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	07-04 00:01
fifwc che col 2026 07 07 goals jhon cordoba gte2	1	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	07-07 22:01
fifwc che col 2026 07 07 goals jhon cordoba gte3	1	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	07-07 22:02
fifwc bel sen 2026 07 01 goals romelu lukaku gte1	1	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	07-01 22:01
fifwc bel sen 2026 07 01 goals kevin de bruyne gte1	5	$50	50	0	+50	open	—	07-01 21:31
fifwc arg cvi 2026 07 03 assists lautaro martinez gte1	1	$45	45	0	+45	open	—	07-03 23:59
Will Artem Dovbyk be the top goal scorer in the 2025-26 Serie A season?	2	$30	15	15	+0	open	—	04-28 08:56
Will Carlos Alcaraz win the 2026 Men's French Open?	2	$30	15	15	+0	open	—	04-27 15:32
btc updown 15m 1776675600	5	$30	30	0	+30	open	—	04-20 09:12
Will GPT-5.5 be released on April 20, 2026?	1	$25	25	0	+25	open	—	04-20 22:15

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-20 17:14:46	btc updown 5m 1784567400	Down	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0xc867ba…
07-20 16:44:39	btc updown 5m 1784565600	Down	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0xf28331…
07-20 16:39:49	btc updown 5m 1784565300	Up	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0x382675…
07-20 15:58:04	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	SELL	3	0¢	$0	0x66b95a…
07-20 15:55:39	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	SELL	366	0¢	$0	0x5d68a9…
07-20 15:54:36	btc updown 15m 1784562300	Down	SELL	150	2¢	$3	0x068f0d…
07-20 15:54:31	btc updown 15m 1784562300	Down	BUY	150	1¢	$2	0x8e3231…
07-20 15:49:52	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0xa782d9…
07-20 15:49:51	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x12e7e2…
07-20 15:49:33	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	10	0¢	$0	0x7b37aa…
07-20 15:49:28	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x5e9987…
07-20 15:49:24	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x7a8b6d…
07-20 15:49:24	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x161bcb…
07-20 15:49:15	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	10	0¢	$0	0x9d26a4…
07-20 15:48:55	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x12d7f0…
07-20 15:48:52	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0xaed4e5…
07-20 15:48:52	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0xaebd72…
07-20 15:48:28	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0xf797b4…
07-20 15:48:25	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x15a166…
07-20 15:48:06	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0xa03b0c…
07-20 15:48:04	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	20	0¢	$0	0xf51cb3…
07-20 15:47:57	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0xec2707…
07-20 15:47:54	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x8a26f9…
07-20 15:47:52	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x758664…
07-20 15:47:40	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x39737a…
07-20 15:47:33	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x1e1f7e…
07-20 15:47:31	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x132c89…
07-20 15:47:28	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x87ac6a…
07-20 15:47:28	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x240329…
07-20 15:47:16	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x553143…
07-20 15:47:16	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x4dc7e8…
07-20 15:47:09	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0xd0b5ea…
07-20 15:47:09	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x849c9a…
07-20 15:47:06	ethereum up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	40	0¢	$0	0x725e50…
07-20 15:47:04	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x51a488…
07-20 15:46:52	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x51a9f6…
07-20 15:46:43	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0xcefe3e…
07-20 15:46:40	bitcoin up or down july 20 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	45	0¢	$0	0x22494c…
07-20 15:44:21	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	50	0¢	$0	0x90ea1c…
07-20 15:44:18	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	16	0¢	$0	0x989e80…
07-20 15:44:18	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0x050813…
07-20 15:44:16	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	1	0¢	$0	0x70b777…
07-20 15:44:16	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	6	0¢	$0	0x563f04…
07-20 15:44:16	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0x44768b…
07-20 15:44:16	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	300	0¢	$0	0x07e102…
07-20 15:44:15	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	16	0¢	$0	0x215209…
07-20 15:44:13	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	50	0¢	$0	0x89c2e3…
07-20 15:44:13	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	50	0¢	$0	0x654896…
07-20 15:44:13	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	50	0¢	$0	0x020379…
07-20 15:44:06	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	292	0¢	$0	0xd797c0…
07-20 15:44:04	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	1,307	0¢	$1	0xbc2b13…
07-20 15:44:03	btc updown 5m 1784562000	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0xbbde85…
07-20 15:33:36	btc updown 5m 1784561400	Down	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0x6d23ab…
07-20 15:29:19	btc updown 5m 1784561100	Down	BUY	6	97¢	$5	0x5f9cf1…
07-20 15:24:31	btc updown 5m 1784560800	Down	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0xad0b56…
07-20 15:13:49	btc updown 5m 1784560200	Down	SELL	39	0¢	$0	0x0ec9a4…
07-20 15:13:46	btc updown 5m 1784560200	Down	BUY	5	0¢	$0	0x3dbea7…
07-20 15:13:46	btc updown 5m 1784560200	Down	BUY	33	0¢	$0	0x135604…
07-20 15:13:46	btc updown 5m 1784560200	Down	BUY	1	0¢	$0	0x12a367…
07-20 15:12:15	eth updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	4	0¢	$0	0x832145…
07-20 15:12:15	eth updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	30	0¢	$0	0x46b157…
07-20 15:12:12	eth updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	90	0¢	$0	0x2094d8…
07-20 15:12:04	eth updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x7d366a…
07-20 15:12:04	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	668	0¢	$1	0x2912fa…
07-20 15:12:03	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	20	0¢	$0	0xc1c673…
07-20 15:11:55	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x8496f5…
07-20 15:11:48	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	200	0¢	$0	0xc0eedb…
07-20 15:11:40	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0xb86028…
07-20 15:11:30	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	10	0¢	$0	0x9191da…
07-20 15:11:25	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	15	0¢	$0	0x431a8d…
07-20 15:10:12	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	2	0¢	$0	0x56ea2a…
07-20 15:10:10	xrp updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	55	0¢	$0	0x6029f3…
07-20 15:10:04	sol updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	1,000	0¢	$1	0x2a6d1f…
07-20 15:08:58	btc updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	8	1¢	$0	0xff3bed…
07-20 15:08:58	btc updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	15	1¢	$0	0xd0295b…
07-20 15:08:58	btc updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	4	1¢	$0	0x502a72…
07-20 15:08:57	btc updown 15m 1784559600	Down	BUY	124	1¢	$1	0x0fe684…
07-20 15:08:54	btc updown 5m 1784559900	Up	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0x51f89b…
07-20 13:55:12	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	SELL	20	2¢	$0	0xb19940…
07-20 13:55:12	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	SELL	110	2¢	$2	0xa8566f…
07-20 13:55:10	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	SELL	20	2¢	$0	0xbea10d…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xf14b07…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xca01ea…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xbde8c0…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	33	1¢	$0	0x7ad4b5…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x5ca068…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x4f15c5…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x2ccbb5…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	2	1¢	$0	0x1a0efe…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x0affca…
07-20 13:55:01	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	22	1¢	$0	0x087f82…
07-20 13:55:00	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xfd05f8…
07-20 13:55:00	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0xf5b1b0…
07-20 13:55:00	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	33	1¢	$0	0xcd37bb…
07-20 13:55:00	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	10	1¢	$0	0x948cc2…
07-20 13:55:00	btc updown 15m 1784555100	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x463cb1…
07-20 13:47:18	btc updown 5m 1784555100	Down	BUY	6	98¢	$5	0x7a828e…
07-20 13:43:13	btc updown 15m 1784554200	Down	SELL	5	2¢	$0	0xc89241…
07-20 13:43:13	btc updown 15m 1784554200	Down	SELL	44	2¢	$1	0xb73d55…
07-20 13:43:13	btc updown 15m 1784554200	Down	SELL	101	2¢	$2	0x83049e…